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"Offstage Scenes"

[ As seen in the "Viewer Comments" for "Kim Possible" at TV Tome.]

nachonaco New 2002-12-22 18:58:20	Offstage Scenes: Tick-Tick-Tick Kim: (About the nanotick) This thing ITCHES! Director: You can take it off when we're done. Ron: I love these tacos. (Eating tacos from the table.) Director: Will you stop stuffing your face and get here? The Diablo sauce scene is coming up. (Director's Assistant walks over.) Assistant: Ah, we just got a note from Ron's doctor, he developed an allergy. Director: To WHAT?! Assistant: Diablo sauce. Director: Oh, this is just perfect. I hate my job. Assistant: Would you like me to talk to Mr. Eisner, sir? Director: Please. NOTE: Of course, I know it's a cartoon. Lemme know if you want more and of what episodes. I take requests.
nachonaco New 2002-12-22 19:30:47	Backstage Scenes: Kimitation Nation Director: Finally! I shall get back at Nickelodeon for making our ratings plummet when they had new episodes of SquareBob SpongePants or whatever. Assistant: That's SpongeBob SquarePants, sir. Kim: Okay. I just read over the script. Where exactly did we get the goo? Director: (idly whistles) (It cuts to Slime Time Live on Nickelodeon.) Dave Aizer: What the heck happened to the Shaboozie slime? Jonah: It's been taken, look, all the audience is shakin'! (Back to Disney Studios) Bonnie: No way! I am not doing the goopy stuff, or the soda! Ron: So itchy! Set Medical Doctor: I told you NOT to drink the Diablo sauce! Ron: But it's a bon-diggety sauce!
nachonaco New 2002-12-22 20:00:20	Backstage Scenes: Crush Drakken: Why was I cast as the villain? Blue colors make me dizzy. Shego: Stop complaining. I have to deal with like, 2000 pounds of makeup. Josh: Hey Kim, should we stop them? Kim: Nah. As long as we're not on camera. Ron: I tell these people, GIMME SAUCE! (Assistant walks up.) Assistant: Mr. Stoppable, you've been asked to appear in a Diablo sauce promo. Ron: Oh yeah! Kim: And I'm stuck acting in a show where I have to cheer. I hate cheerleading... Bonnie: Ha! The role of squad captain WILL be mine! Kim: Chill, Bonnie, we're not on camera. We're not cheerleaders, 'k? Good.
nachonaco New 2002-12-22 21:23:40	Offstage Scenes: All The News Adrena Lynn: Okay...uh...lemme try it again...(Clears throat) Freaky! Kim: Try again, Drena. Lynn: Are you sure? Kim: Yeah. Where's Ron? Lynn: I think he's trying that ride he throws up on to see if he still throws up. Kim: How nice. How's the new animal trainer doing with Rufus? Lynn: I think he's still getting nachos. Kim: Geez! How many nachos can a naked-mole rat eat? He's all of two ounces! Lynn: Well, see ya on set... Kim: See ya.
nachonaco New 2002-12-23 13:39:07	Offstage Scenes: Bueno Nacho Director: How many times do I have to yell at these people?! I told them Swiss cheese! Not cheddar! Swiss! Kim: I hate cheese. Ron: Wow, Kim, it's really weird to hear you say 'hate'. Director: Yeah! Wade: Did you guys HAVE to glue me to the chair during the pilot episode?! Director: Yes. We didn't want you anywhere else. Ron: How come Shego and Drakken get to go on Christmas vacation and we're stuck here til tomorrow? Director: Because I don't want people getting hurt with Shego's claws or somethin'. I don't know.
Bon-diggety-dansah! New 2002-12-23 13:41:53	To: nachonaco You have another fan: me. I love the "All the News" behind the scenes one. Can you make up one to "October 31st"?
nachonaco New 2002-12-23 14:13:29	Sure! Offstage Scenes: October 31st Kim: So I have to wear the bracelet? Director: Yeah. Kim: And I have special powers from it. Director: No. Kim: But... Director: We leave that to the SFX team. Kim: Darn it. Shego: I really like this mask. (Everyone stares @ Shego.) Shego: O...kay...
nachonaco New 2002-12-24 13:21:38	Offstage Scenes: The New Ron Ron: GAH! I got Le Goop in my eye! Kim: Stop crying. Ron: Oh yeah, you'd say the same if you got hair gel in your eye. Kim: Ron, that didn't even make SENSE! Ron: Yes it did! Kim: No it didn't! Ron: Yes it did! Kim: Augh...
nachonaco New 2002-12-27 16:43:47	Offstage Scenes: Sink or Swim (A large dump truck is putting green Jell-O in Lake Wannaweep.) Kim: Why is Ron the star? I'M the one with the merchandise! Director: Speaking of which, Kim, I have this new doll for you to look at. Kim: Eh...her hair looks bad. (Ron plays ROMF on GBA) Ron: Thank goodness for cheat codes! Rufus: Mm! Cheat! Ron: Rufus! Fetch me a naco! Rufus: Mm! Naco! Gil: Man I look like Drakken's son.... Drakken: SON! (walks on set.) (They embrace. Anyone else notice a resemblance between the human Gil and Drakken?)
nachonaco New 2002-12-28 12:39:55	Offstage Scenes: Twin Factor Oh this is going to be "Delicious" as the excellent Dr. D would put it. He's the best villain. Kim: (Reads script) 'Fruit helps you poop?!' What are we turning into, Rugrats? The next thing you know, we'll be talking half-gibberish like Rufus. Rufus: Hey! Kim: Buzz off, rodent. Ron: You can't insult Rufus! (Donut Guy enters.) Donut Guy: I love donuts. And I HATE when people fight. Wade: I hate being glued to the chair. Director: Deal with it. Okay people! Let's... Kim: (stuffing her face with donuts.) Oh crap, the cameras are on! nachonaco: As we've learned so far, Kim is a selfish brat behind the scenes. Tune in....SOMETIME ELSE! So which was the best so far?
nachonaco New 2002-12-28 14:51:34	Offstage Scenes: Coach Possible Kim: (hit with soccer balls.) Hey! Other Cast Members: Sorry! Kim: Can't you practice OUTSIDE?! Other Cast Members: Uh... Kim: AUGH! I QUIT! Director: Miss Possible, you can't quit! You have a 6 year contract! Kim: We're just a cheap rip off of Jett Jackson. Director: Augh!!