Middleton Land

( Fun with Viewer Comments )


[ As seen in the "Viewer Comments" for "Kim Possible" at TV Tome.]

Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-08 20:02:50		 Disney's new theme park: "Middleton Land!"
Because of Kim Possible's popularity, Disney has made plans to develop a 72-acre theme park adjacent to Animal Kingdom. Future attractions will include: - See the Possible Family home. - Explore Dr. Drakken's lair. - Visit Ron Stoppable's house. - Eat Nacos at Bueno Nacho. - Middleton High School. Take in a show featuring top quality cheerleading stunts...The thrill ride, "Escape Mr. Barkin's Detention"...have lunch in the cafeteria (if you dare). - Adults can play 36 holes of golf on Duff Killagan Golf Course. - Kids can play at Middleton Mini Golf. - Shop at Club Banana - buy Kim's mission clothes, and for the guys, there's "Kim for Him". - See the amazing animatronic animal band at J.P. Bearymore's Pizza Partytorium. - DNAmy's Cookie Shack. - See the GWA's Pain King fight Steel Toe! (five shows daily) - Visit Camp Wannaweep with the new river rapids ride, "Survive Camp Wannaweep!" (prepare to be soaked) More info to come later.
nachonaco


2003-01-08 20:09:03		 Three posts says...
That'll be an actual part of the park. If it is, I won't post for 3 of your posts.
nachonaco


2003-01-08 20:10:04		 Oh and to BDD
Thankz!
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-08 20:41:52		 To: nachonaco
No problem. I miss those offstage scenes. We haven't seen one in a long time...for various reasons I won't go into. As for the park...I think you've lost that bet. I would love to see that, though. I like the "Survive Camp Wannaweep" river rapids ride idea. Every now and then, Gill would pop up out of the water and spit at you.
KP rocks


2003-01-08 21:16:29		 to:BDD
where did you find this? (the Kim Possible theme park)
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-08 21:27:58		 Sorry if I got your hopes up, KP rocks...
...but, I made it all up. Things were getting a bit boring here. I had to write something.
nachonaco


2003-01-08 21:37:30		 Park Notices
The Possible House: CAUTION! Park patrons may experience flashing light effects and rockets! Bueno Nacho: CAUTION! CUIDADO! Diablo sauce is HOT! Ron's House: Mole Rat Toys on floor. Drakken's Lair: (boy, are there a lot of em!) CAUTION! Mind control, mind switching, locking up in crates, being beaten up by giant robots, and robot dynamo ticks are possible! That's all I can think of.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-08 22:03:57		 Good one, Double-N. MORE PARK NOTICES:
- Camp Wannaweep: "Beware of tick-infested chimps, woodpeckers, poison oak, and ravenous squirrels." (The Walt Disney Company cannot be held accountable for anyone who decides to jump in the lake) - The "Spinning Top of Doom" ride: "May induce vomiting." - Item found in the Duff Killagan GC Pro Shop: "Exploding Golf Balls - Fool Your Friends!" - GWA's Mayhem in Middleton Show: "Please note - Pain King and Steel Toe are the only wrestlers in the performance. If someone called "The Jackal" shows up, please head to your nearest Emergency Exit quickly. Thank you."
jedigirl


2003-01-08 23:41:08		 KP Theme Park
You guys are good. Very good. But you forgot Adrena Lynn's "Extreme Stunt Show". And Senor Senior Jr.'s Club Disco, for parents who want to boogie while the kids spend the evening at Camp Wannaweep (where they can choose between arts and crafts or jumping in the lake) or Jim and Tim's Science Club (where they can build rockets, blaster rays, and silicon phase disruptors). And don't forget the Monkey Temple roller coaster, where you speed through the temple with KP to recover the Jade Monkey. If I come up with anything else, I'll post tomorrow. It's late (yes, I'm a college student and I consider 10:45 pm late) and I'm going to bed. Namarie!
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-10 22:24:12		 Here's a strange and sorta ha-ha funny thing in response to the theme park rumor
Maybe there's an option for the Drakken's Lair thing where you have to distract some goons or Shego if you're in a group. If that's true (the ride and the option), you're in a group, and you have to come up with a plan to distract some goons, suggest the Hula distraction from the Lion King. Ya know: [Full lyrics snipped] It just might work . . .
jedigirl


2003-01-12 14:17:16		 More of "Middleton Land"
When I mentioned in a previous post (a couple of pages back) about a monkey temple roller coaster for "Middleton Land", I forgot to name it. How 'bout "Kim Possible and the Monkey Temple of Doom"? I know it's a rip-off of Indy, but I thought it was funny. And you could have a feature where as guests wait in line to ride, whenever someone says the word "monkey" you'd hear various recordings of Ron reacting to the word "monkey", taken from "Monkey Fist Strikes". And hey, what's a Disney World park without a couple of themed resorts nearby? How about a Billionaire's Club (not for billionaires only, but high end lodgings), a Middleton Resort (with buildings resembling various Middleton homes and locations), and a Drakken's Deluxe Lairs (with buildings based on Drakken's various lairs). Actually, come to think of it, the Drakken idea would be too hard to do (with waterfalls and underground and mountain lairs). So scratch the last one. As for attractions, how about the Middleton Musuem, featuring exhibits on Kim's foes and "props" from the show? Got to go. Catch y'all later.
nachonaco


2003-01-12 14:32:58		 Even More of Middleton Land
The Drakken lair thing will be a role playing adventure. Some of the audience will get to experience saving the world, and the first 10,000 people to successfully figure out the clues scattered around the KP park will win an autographed Kim Possible shirt signed by CCR (Christy Carlson Romano...she's got a long name), a real working Kimmunicator and will be chosen to voice a second season ep of KP!
nachonaco


2003-01-12 14:43:00		 And don't forget...
Don't forget to stop by DNAmy's Plush and Cookies Shoppe. NOTE: The employees of Walt Disney World not responsible for genetic mutation. Also, don't forget our exotic deals at Bueno Nacho! Conveniently located between the Monkey Temple and Club Banana. Another thing: And who could forget about Pop Pop Porter's Mini Corn Dogs? Stop by, have a few, and try Ron n' Rufus's Little Corn Doggy Chug! Stomach pumps provided. And at our gift shop, we feature Kimmunicators for those of you who didn't win one, Centurion Projects (WARNING: May grow uncontrollably), Monkey Fist Gloves, Shego glowing gloves, Silicon Phase Disrupters, Mind Chips, and Gil's Pool Gelatin! The Walt Disney not liable for freak accidents. Lastly, we feature an intern program where you will receive training for any of the following: Genetic mutation, maniacal laughs, evil clones, evil robots, silicon phase disrupter making, secret agents, sidekicks/buffoons, Bueno Nacho employees, and Club Banana employees.
Katieqk


2003-01-12 17:05:31		 Interactive Save-the-World
NachoNaco, I LOVE your idea about people experiencing saving the world like Kim Possible! They should make one of those books where you are Kim and you decide after each page what you want to do next.
comicGenious


2003-01-12 17:20:23		 And while you're at Kimland
And while you're at Kimland, don't forget to stop by the Animology building. Find out what animal you are and your soulmate. (Note: Disney not responsible for you being matched up with your worst enemy!)
nachonaco


2003-01-12 17:29:09		 Thanks Katieqk
I bet there'll actually be a park like that.
KimFan4Life


2003-01-12 20:43:14		 More KP park stuff sorta
Just last little thing...NN said something about free training for several things...but u for got Monkey Kong Fu!!! hehe sorry had to add that XP dont know if anyone mentioned this but what about a Bueno Nacho resturaunt...dine out fine Mexican food like the Naco!!!
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-13 00:10:14		 About the recent "Middleton Land" posts:
It's alive...ALIVE!!! I've created a monster. But with all the ideas contributed to it by so many, more and more I think it's a great idea! Here's something for the luxury resorts - Shego's Health and Beauty Spa: "Whether you're the sidekick to an egotistical mad scientist, the mother of ten-year old twins, or just on vacation in Middleton Land, you ladies deserve the best treatment. Our special: 'Shego's Manicure.' Not only do we sculpt your nails into razor sharp instruments, we soak your lovely hands in a radioactive solution that will give you plasma power. No more broken nails, open soda cans easily, carve the Thanksgiving turkey without a knife! The possibilities are endless!" (I think it's just the gloves that give Shego her plasma power, but, hey, I'm dreamin' here.) NOTE: For those of you who don't know what we're talking about(Middleton Land), look on page 34. It was getting boring so I, Double-N, and jedigirl just came up with a bunch of ideas for a new Disney theme park.)
Drakken Darling


2003-01-13 18:23:10		 More Middleton Land
Nice. Very nice. But I think you've forgotten Cousin Larry's arcade, The Lair Hotel,(stay in comfortable crates and REALLY BAD wake-up calls are availible) and evil clone awareness programs.
nachonaco


2003-01-13 18:52:04		 To: DD
The wake up call: 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT LISTENING TO YOU IS LIKE?!'
KP rocks


2003-01-14 10:45:53		 Minddletonland
just one more thing to add to the billonars club Note: not responsbl (I can't spell at all today) for falling ice burgs and for your caver being frosen inside
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-20 01:13:21		 Song for the "Villains of the World" ride in Middleton Land
As a park patron, you board what looks like a Global Justice hover jet with seven other people. Your hover jet moves along on an unseen track and heads toward a tunnel that passes underneath Drakken's caribbean lair. An animatronic puppet of Ron stares at you from behind a barred window: RON: "Beware! You are about to pass into another dimension, where Kim Possible does not exist! Turn back now! Turn back now!" Your hover jet takes you on a tour around the world, where Drakken, Shego, Duff Killigan, Monkey Fist, Senor Senior Sr. and Jr., even the Knights of Rodeghan and DNAmy have achieved their dastardly goals...and are celebrating. VILLAINS: "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Villain's Life for me!" "We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, We kidnap and ransom and don't give a hoot, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack, drink up, me 'arties, Yo Ho, Maraud and embezzle and even hijack, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Villain's Life for Me!" "We kindle and char and inflame and ignite, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, We'll burn up your city, we're really a fright, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "We're rascals and liars, we're pirates and knaves, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, We're devils and blacksheep, we're really bad eggs, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "We're outcasts and fighters and ne'er do well cads, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, Yes, but we're loved by our mommies 'n dads, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Villain's Life For Me!" I left the song pretty much the same. Thought about changing "me 'arties" to, I don't know, "me homies"? But, I thought that it would be funnier if it was more the original. This'll most likely be my last song spoof. Enjoy!