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comicGenious
New
2002-12-24 11:58:08 |
To: Katieqk
<![CDATA[You make some interesting posts too. Hey, here's a sort of
different "Unseen Scene" for you. It's Christmas eve today,
you ever wonder what goes on in Middleton on Christmas Eve?
Well, I do. Here's what happens.
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comicGenious
New
2002-12-24 11:58:50 |
"Unseen Scenes" Vol. 15
<![CDATA[The Night Before Christmas (Special Kim Possible Edition)
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all though Middleton,
Not a villain was stirring, not Shego or Drakken.
Wade had scanners hung with great care,
In case some crazy villain tried to build a lair.
The Tweebs were tucked securely into bed,
While visions of firecrackers dance in their heads.
A I in my cargoes and Ron with his rat,
Had just settled down for a well-deserved nap.
When all of a sudden, the Kimmunicator picked up a blip,
I sprang from my bed, to see what was the sitch.
I immediately ran to the window,
Tore open the curtains and searched for my foe.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
8 reindeer pulling a sleigh (red, out of season I fear).
The sleigh moved fast, as if powered by jets,
It zoomed to the roof, quickly at that.
"The Chimney!" I thought, is where he'd come through,
So I dashed to the living room, to do what I do.
I got there first, I lay in wait,
Just in case, he wouldn't cooperate.
He soon came down, I'd never seen him before,
Not Monkey Fist, the Jackal, or either seņor.
He was dressed all in red (very tacky I thought),
He had a beard like Killagan, but a kilt he had not.
Then he started placing presents under the tree,
And it came to me, Oy! Oh gee!
It was Christmas eve, how could I forget,
This guy was so totally not a threat.
I left him to work, laying gifts all around,
Most of mine were from Club Banana, as I later found.
When he was done, up the chimney he went,
This I did not try to prevent.
I stuck my head out a window to watch him depart,
And as he did, he yelled something I keep dear to heart.
"Merry Christmas, Kim Possible, you're doing great!
Keep beating those villains, don't hesitate!
And to your sidekick Ron (Yes, I remember his name),
Wish him well, let him share some of the fame!
And I'll say, as I fly out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas!
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Bueno Nacho Naco
New
2002-12-24 12:10:17 |
to: comicGenious
<![CDATA[lets all clap
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nachonaco
New
2002-12-24 13:32:53 |
A Christmas Poem: The Drakken-Grinch
<![CDATA[Uh...I don't remember how the Grinch poem goes, so I'll
improvise for most of it...
The kids in Middleton liked Christmas a lot,
But Drakken, who lived just northeast of Middleton did not.
They sang and he moaned,
They rang bells, he groaned.
Kim and the tweebs waited so anxiously on Xmas eve,
Kim really hoped she didn't have to leave,
Jim and Tim wanted to see,
What the heck Santa left under the tree.
When suddenly, Drakken had an idea superb,
He would steal all the presents in that homely suburb,
He plotted and whistled,
He cackled and sewed.
With his shiny red suit and he yelled at Shego,
She had to put twigs on and fly in the snow.
He ran over to HIS side of the hill with glee,
As he saw the giant, electronic Xmas tree.
He plucked the wreaths from each and every house,
When he stole the chocolate yule logs, he scared away the
mouse,
He took all the ornaments, and shouted with glee,
"Christmas is finished, hooray for me!"
He reached the one and only Possible house,
And he got stuck in the chimney, and laughed at by a mouse,
He was able to move, and very quick...
He managed to masquerade as Saint Nick.
Kim walked out of her bedroom,
She wanted a soda...
When she spotted 'Santa', she looked over his shoulda
(shoulder)
She noted that the real Santa did not have a blue nose,
But rather one with a shiny red glow.
She punched his lights out,
And grabbed the tree...
Then she climbed up the roof...
And defeated Shego for the three...
Time that month...
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jedigirl
New
2002-12-24 13:37:34 |
To: comicGenious and nachonaco
<![CDATA[Great parodies, guys! I was working on my own KP Night
Before Christmas parody, but it's not finished (I guess
there's always next Xmas). Y'alls are fantastic!
Merry Christmas, y'all!
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Bon-diggety-dansah!
New
2002-12-24 13:45:01 |
The "Kim Possible" Cast and Crew Christmas Party
<![CDATA[(Brenda Lee's "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" plays in
the background.)
Ron: "Hey, ladies! I'm standing under the mistletoe!"
(All girls in the area run away...however...*smooch*)
A Drunk Shego: "I always though *hic-cup* you were
cute...what's your *hic* name again?"
Mrs. Doctor Possible: "Where are the rest of the villains?"
Drunk Shego: "They wanted to *hic* go out and sing
Christmas carols!"
Bonnie: "Ewww! Rufus is swimming in the punch bowl!"
Ron: "It adds flavor."
(Mr. Barkin talks with Mr. Doctor Possible.)
Barkin: "Yeah, I do voice-over work on the side. You
see 'The Emperor's New Groove'? I did the voice of Kronk."
Mr. Doctor Possible: "Yes, I can tell."
(Kim and Dr. Drakken exchange presents)
Kim: "Wow! The new Britina CD! I love it! Thanks.
Dr. Drakken: "Oh, 'The Sound of Music' Special Edition
DVD! How did you know?"
(the two hug, before realizing what their doing and
quickly seperate.)
*Ding-Dong!*
(Doorman answers the door. Three men are standing there.)
"Hi, I'm Bob Schooley. This is Mark McCorkle and Chris
Bailey."
Doorman: "Sorry. Not on the guest list."
Chris Bailey: "But, hey wait! We're--"
(Door slams shut.)
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comicGenious
New
2002-12-24 14:05:54 |
"A Kim Carol" (or: How Disney Stole "Twin Factor")
<![CDATA[(Setting: The Disney offices. Michael Eisner sits at his
desk, reading an e-mail.)
Eisner:(reading) Dear Disney, Please show "The Twin
Factor". All of us at TV Tome's "Kim Possible" page have
been patient. It's been pushed back, like, three times, and
it's Christmas eve and all. Could you please show it? (not
reading) No, you may not see it! You will never see it! HA!
HA!HA!HA! (Lights flicker) What the-?
(The Ghost of jedigirl appears)
jedigirl: Mr. Eisner?
Eisner: What do you want?
jedigirl: I am jedigirl, loyal fan of Star Wars and Kim
Possible. I am also the ghost of reruns.
Eisner: What do you want?
jedigirl: To show you the error of your ways, Mike. You've
showed too many reruns, it's time for "Twin Factor".
(jedigirl shows Eisner how he's almost drien KP to ruin
because of reruns.)
jedigirl: You see all the pain you've caused in the past?
Now, the next ghost will be here shortly. May the force be
with you.
(jedigirl dissapears. The Ghost of mechguy appears.)
mechguy: Hello?
mechguy: Hello? Anyone out there?
mechguy: Hello?
(The ghost of Ruggaphile appears.)
Ruggaphile: mechguy, you've been banned. Get out of here
and let me do my job.
(mechguy dissapears.)
Ruggaphile: Anyway, Mr. Eisner, I am the ghost of
Ruggaphile, I am also the ghost of now! Come with me, as I
show you what the fans are thinking as they wait for "The
Twin Factor".
(Ruggaphile shows Eisner what's going on.)
Ruggaphile: I must go, I have to add stuff to the Analysis
page. The final ghost will be here any moment.
(Ruggaphile dissapears and comicGenious appears.)
comicGenious: Mr. Eisner? I am comicGenious, also ghost of
new episodes. Come, let me show you what will happen
if "The Twin Factor" does not air.
(comicGenious shows Eisner what will happen if "The Twin
Factor" does not air. It would not be pretty)
comicGenious: I hope you have seen the error of your ways,
Mike. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some "Unseen Scenes"
to write.
(comicGenious dissapears.)
Eisner: I see. I see what I've done. Well, it's all going
to change right now! You shall have "The Twin Factor!"
("The Twin Factor" (fianlly!) airs and everyone is happy.)
The End.
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Bon-diggety-dansah!
New
2002-12-24 14:28:27 |
These are all great!
<![CDATA[Haven't read a bad one yet.
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nachonaco
New
2002-12-24 15:26:09 |
MY Version of a Christmas Carol (I put a couple of you guys in here,
too.)
<![CDATA[Bob Schooley: Mr. Eisner, I was wondering if I might have
Christmas off to spend with my family.
Eisner: No you may not.
Schooley: But why not?
Eisner: I said you couldn't...
Schooley: But boss...
Eisner: I said NO. (reads an email) Bah, humbug.
Schooley: What is it?
Eisner: Those darn Kim Possible fans want us to show some
stupid episode.
Schooley: Twin Factor?
Eisner: Yes.
(Later, Scrooge...ahem...Eisner goes to bed.)
Eisner: Kim Possible. Should've scrapped the project
weeks ago. (Throws a Kim Possible still pic into the fire.)
(The ghost of Bueno Nacho Naco appears)
BNN: Hey. I'm gonna show you the Christmases of the past,
yadda yadda yadda. You get the point.
Eisner: Go away. You're just the Papa John's pizza I had
for dinner.
BNN: Could pizza do this? (snaps fingers, Shego appears
and wrecks an antique.)
Eisner: Hey! That belonged to my great-great-great-great
grandpa!
BNN: Who cares? You don't care about your fans...
Eisner: Of course I do!
BNN: Do you?
(They are zapped to the Xmas before KP.)
Kid: Man, I have to watch stupid Lizzie McGuire reruns.
BNN: See how unhappy that kid is?
Eisner: Why should I care? He doesn't pay the cable bills.
BNN: (groan)
(Eisner is zapped back to his bedroom. The ghost of
Ruggaphile enters.)
Rugg: Hey, I'm the ghost of Christmas present. I wanna
show you how many anxious fans wait for the airing of TF.
Eisner: It'll never air!
(They're zapped to cyberspace.)
Eisner: Where are we?
Rugg: We're in cyberspace.
Eisner: What are we doing here?
Rugg: You see that message over there?
Eisner: Yeah...
Rugg: That's a fan's message on tvtome.com. They wanna
see Twin Factor.
Eisner: Well, too bad for them.
Rugg: Augh.
(Eisner is once again zapped to his bedroom. The ghost of
nachonaco appears in a cloak with a hood so Eisner doesn't
know who nachonaco is.)
nachonaco: Hey. I'm the ghost of Christmas...
Eisner: Yet to come.
nachonaco: Uh...yeah.
Eisner: Are you goin' to magically show me stuff now like
the other two?
nachonaco: Yeah.
Eisner: Fine.
nachonaco: Ready?
Eisner: Whatever.
nachonaco: Here we go.
(They zap 20 years into the future. A young man is
cleaning out an old desk and removes a name plate from the
desk.)
Man: Eisner...I am SO glad we kicked him out.
Eisner: Kicked ME out?
nachonaco: Yup.
(Eisner starts tugging on the bottom of nachonaco's cloak.)
nachonaco: Hey. It's a rental.
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jedigirl
New
2002-12-24 18:43:17 |
To: comicGenious
<![CDATA[The Kim Carol is without a doubt one of the funniest things
I've read in a long time. I just about died laughing when
*I* appeared as the ghost of reruns! I laughed so hard my
sisters both rushed in and read it with me. I'm going to
copy the post and save it to disk, so I can read it later.
Great stuff!
I really enjoy everyone's parodies, Unseen Scenes, and the
like. Y'all are all so creative! You've also given me
some good ideas . . .
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comicGenious
New
2002-12-24 21:05:08 |
To: jedigirl
<![CDATA[Good, I'm glad you liked it. Merry Christmas and may the
force be with you!
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Katieqk
New
2002-12-26 12:43:15 |
To ComicGenious
<![CDATA[I LOVED your night b/f Christmas, and Kim Carol!!! They
were SO funny!!!! I cracked up, especially at, well, I
won't even list them because there's too many times!!!
Good job, very creative. Happy Boxing Day everyone! (not
wwf or gwa boxing, it's where you box up your Christmas
gifts and stores box away all their Christmas stuff, at
least I think that's why it's called that... it's the day
after Christmas, anyway, [it's a Canadian thing])
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Dr. Veeken
2003-01-20 20:30:18 |
Ya know what?
<![CDATA[My mom said that if someone were to do a Kim
Possible/Christmas Carol, it seemed to her that Drakken
would be the perfect character to play the ghost of
Christmas Present. I wonder why . . .
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InvaderSkidlebop
2003-01-20 20:42:50 |
Re: Ya know what?
<![CDATA[Was that a sarcastic "I wonder why" or an actually
question? Just wondering.
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Dr. Veeken
2003-01-21 19:54:53 |
I wonder why . . .
<![CDATA[That was an actual question.
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