Kim Possible: The Musical

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Retribution


2003-01-17 02:08:21		 West Side Story.
For some reason, the "Cool" song in the movie West Side Story always reminds me of Kim and Ron. I guess its the "Keep it cool boy!" part. Boy, boy, crazy boy Get cool, boy Got a rocket in your pocket Keep cooly cool boy Don't get hot 'Cause man you got Some high times ahead Take it slow And Daddy-o You can live it up and die in bed Boy, boy, crazy boy Stay loose, boy Breeze it Buzz it Easy does it Turn off the juice, boy Go man, go But not like a yo-yo school boy Just play it cool, boy Real cool Boy, boy, crazy boy Stay loose, boy Breeze it Buzz it Easy does it Turn off the juice, boy Just play it cool, boy Real cool Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-01-17 02:22:35		 Thr Jet Song
The Jet Song also reminds me of someone, Drakken's goons. I'm sorry if I offend anyone but this is here the Jet Song goes. See if you notice a similarity somewhere. I sure did. When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day. When you're a Jet, If the spit hits the fan, You got brothers around, You're a family man! You're never alone, You're never disconnected! You're home with your own: When company's expected, You're well protected! Then you are set With a capital J, Which you'll never forget Till they cart you away. When you're a Jet, You stay a Jet! Oh, when the Jets fall in at the cornball dance, We'll be the sweetest dressin' gang in pants! And when the chicks dig us in our Jet black ties, They're gonna flip, gonna flop, gonna drop like flies! When you're a Jet, You're the top cat in town, You're the gold medal kid With the heavyweight crown! When you're a Jet, You're the swingin'est thing: Little boy, you're a man; Little man, you're a king! The Jets are in gear, Our cylinders are clickin'! The Sharks'll steer clear 'Cause ev'ry Puerto Rican's a lousy chicken! Here come the Jets Like a bat out of hell. Someone gets in our way, Someone don't feel so well! Here come the Jets: Little world, step aside! Better go underground, Better run, better hide! We're drawin' the line, So keep your noses hidden! We're hangin' a sign, Says "Visitors forbidden" And we ain't kiddin'! Here come the Jets, Yeah! And we're gonna beat Ev'ry last buggin' gang On the whole buggin' street! On the whole! Ever! Mother! Lovin'! Street! Yeah! Again, I'm sorry if I offend anyone. Remember that West Side Story was set between two gangs. Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-17 02:24:49		 Re: West Side Story
Great! Now you've got me thinking of a Kim Possible Musical episode! I'll never get that outta my head! Drakken and Shego performing a musical number...actually, I'd like to see that... Rufus doing a solo tap dance number...actually, I'd like to see that, too... Senor Senior, Sr. and his son with canes and top hats dancing...that, I wouldn't want to see...
Retribution


2003-01-17 02:29:58		 Music
If you want to know how the music goes for the "Cool Song" and the "Jets Song", you can find it on www.musicrobot.com. Just type in west side story. Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-01-17 02:32:30		 P.S.
I can just imagine Kim and the squad singing the "Cool Song" to Ron. Lol. Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-01-17 02:43:12		 Spoof on the "Cool Song"
Ron: I swear the next creep who calls me hoodlum... Kim: You'll laugh. Yeah, now you all better dig this and dig it good. No matter who or what is eatin' at you, man you show it and you are dead. You are cuttin' a hole in yourselves for them to stick in a red hot umbrella and open it. Wide. You wanna live in this lousy world? You play it cool. Ron: I wanna get even! Kim: Get cool! Bonnie: I wanna bust! Kim: Bust cool! Ron: I wanna go! Kim: Go cool! Boy, boy, crazy boy, Get cool, boy! Got a rocket in your pocket, Keep coolly cool, boy! Tara: Don't get hot, 'Cause man, you got Some high times ahead. Take it slow and Daddy-O, You can live it up and die in bed! Squad starts snapping. Kim: Boy, boy, crazy boy Stay loose, boy Breeze it Buzz it Easy does it Turn off the juice, boy Bonnie: Go man, go But not like a yo-yo school boy Just play it cool, boy Real cool Kim, Tara, and Bonnie: Boy, boy, crazy boy Stay loose, boy Breeze it Buzz it Easy does it Turn off the juice, boy Just play it cool, boy The entire cheerleading squad while still snapping: Real Cool... Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-17 02:56:57		 You've got WAY too much time on your hands.
But that was pretty funny. I laughed at that. Better cool it, though. Don't want to commit a MINI GUN crime. You're too good a member to be receiving a warning from Ruggaphile. BTW, my favorite proverb I give to Kim: "When the enemy stands like the mountains, advance like the oceans." - Samurai proverb. See ya, Retribution.
jedigirl


2003-01-17 15:57:29		 Hey everybody!
To: Retribution You have waaaaaay too much time on your hands. Oh wait, Bon-diggety dansah! already said that. To: Bon-diggety dansah! A KP musical episode? What a wonderful idea! I can just imagine a Drakken-Shego duet, one of those where the two singers are arguing with each other in song. That would be funny! I bet Shego's got a good set of pipes, too. I can just imagine her doing "I Hate Men" from Kiss Me Kate (I think. The musical about a musical staging of the Taming of the Shrew). She has the right voice for that one. Yo Retribution, let's see you parody that one. Sorry, I can't remember the lyrics, but I'm sure they would have to be significantly altered to apply to KP. "I Hate Cloning" or "I Hate Mind Control", perhaps?
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-17 19:41:55		 To: jedigirl
As for the Kim Possible Musical, if I had any music skills I'd come up with a script, but I can't write music. I do love that idea. Maybe the "I hate men" song could be changed to "I Hate Kim." We know Christy Carlson Romano can sing. Nicole Sullivan has a great voice. Drakken singing? I think it'd be funny! Hungry! Time to go! Bye, y'all!
Drakken Darling


2003-01-17 21:43:58		 A Kim Possible Musical???
Umm...How about Drakken and Shego singing "Easy Street" from Annie?(lame choice, I know, but that's the risk you take when you choreograph the darn song) Or Senor Senior Junior breaking into some weird disco routine. as for Kim and Ron, I'm stumped! Anyone?
nachonaco


2003-01-17 21:55:15		 I got one!
Ned from Bueno Nacho singing the Mexican hat dance song (Which actually is a song, it goes something like this: play it, play it, play the famous hat dance, dance it, dance it, dance it with me!)
rons_gurl


2003-01-17 21:57:07		 Ron's Song
A KP musical sounds cool. I think Ron would sing a song like "Might As Well Be Spring" from: Carousel or something like that. Okay, okay I know corney right, but hey ya never know. later all rons_gurl out.
jedigirl


2003-01-17 22:16:15		 Kim Possible Musical - Ron and Kim, Jim and Tim, Drakken, and LOTR
How about another song from Kiss Me Kate - "Why Can't You Behave?"? Just change the last word, and you've got Kim telling Ron "Why Can't You Be Normal?" (ok, technically change the last TWO words). Now that I think of it though, the title's right, but the tone of the tune is wrong. Hmmm . . . How about Ron belting out a rendition of "Make 'Em Laugh" from Singin' in the Rain, or "Moses Supposes His Toeses Are Roses" (not likely, but if you've ever seen Singin' in the Rain, you'd have to agree that that's one darn funny song). Maybe Rufus could do some tap dancing for the last one. He is a very talented hairless rodent, afterall. I'm sure I've heard some song in all the musicals I've seen that would fit, but be darned if I can think of it now . . . watch, it'll come to me in the middle of my algebra class tomorrow . . . Oh wait, I did think of something along the lines of Jim and Tim. How about the song "Sisters" from White Christmas? Yeah, you'd have to change the words almost completely, but the tune is very catchy and the tone of the song (sometimes being exasperated by your siblings) is right. Maybe change it to "Big Sisters" and have Jim and Tim sing it, or change it to "Brothers" and have Kim sing it. I think Drakken should do a tap dance number ala Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, or try (to no avail) to croon like Frank Sinatra (to Shego's distress). Or, he should get a funny villain song, sort of like Elmer Fudd's "Kill the Wabbit!" song from "What's Opera, Doc?". Maybe they should follow along those lines that "What's Opera, Doc?" did. I'm thinking "Kim Possible: The OPERA". (Yeah, I know it'd never fly. To quote Drakken: I'm just being silly!).
comicGenious


2003-01-17 23:22:31		 Kim Possible Musical
The idea of a KP Musical is actually a pretty good idea. Ron could sing "Hello mudduh, hello faddah (A Letter from Camp)".
Drakken Darling


2003-01-17 23:27:50		 Ron...singing?
This just came to me as I as doing my math homework...Ron's part in the musical might have him singing "Hello Dolly", But change the words to Hello, Tara.
NightOwl197


2003-01-18 00:02:54
Bon-diggety-dansah!: "Senor Senior, Sr. and his son with canes and top hats dancing...that, I wouldn't want to see..." I would! I would! They're my favorite villains *ducks to avoid things being thrown at her by Drakken-Shego fans* And speaking of Drakken and Shego, I think they should sing "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" from (I believe) the musical "Annie Get Your Gun" :o) Jay
Retribution
Edited

2003-01-18 00:26:25		 Spoof on "The Jets"(West Side Story)
Goon 1: When you're a Goon, You're a Goon all the way From your first cloning job To your last dyin' day. When you're a Goon, If the spit hits the fan, You got brothers around, You're a family man! You're never alone, You're never disconnected! You're home with your own: When company's expected, You're well protected! Then you are set With a capital G, Which you'll never forget Till they take your contract. When you're a Goon, You stay a Goon! The whole Gang: Oh, when the Goons fall in at the cornball dance, We'll be the sweetest dressin' gang in pants! And when the chicks dig us in our Goonish red ties, They're gonna flip, gonna flop, gonna drop like flies! Goon 2: When you're a Goon, You're the top cat in town, You're the gold medal kid With the heavyweight crown! Goon 3: When you're a Goon, You're the swingin'est thing: Little boy, you're a man; Little man, you're a king! The whole Gang: The Goons are in gear, Our bio-bombs are ticken'! And Kim'll steer clear 'Cause Goons ain't lousy chickens! Here come the Goons Like a bat out of hell. Someone gets in our way, Someone don't feel so well! Here come the Goons: Little world, step aside! Better go underground, Better run, better hide! We're drawin' the line, So keep your noses hidden! We're hangin' a sign, Says "Visitors forbidden" And we ain't kiddin'! Here come the Goons, Yeah! And we're gonna beat Ev'ry last buggin' gang On the whole buggin' street! On the whole! Ever! Mother! Lovin'! Street! YEAH!!! Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-18 00:53:16		 Kim Possible: The Musical - Ron Sings to ???
Let's try this again. (Don't you hate it when you accidentally hit the "enter" key when typing the title?" Anyway, you can insert any girl's name into this song. I just chose Amelia 'cause it seemed to fit better. Spoof on "Sandy" from the musical "Grease." (some alterations) RON: Stranded at the drive in Branded a fool What will they say Monday at school Amelia can't you see I'm in misery We made a start Now we're apart There's nothin' left for me Love has flown All alone I sit And wonder why-yi-yi-yi Oh, why you left me, huh? Oh, Amelia! Oh, Amelia baby someday When high school is done Somehow some way Our two worlds will be one In heaven forever And ever we will be young Oh please say you'll stay Oh, Amelia I'll cut it off right there. There's two more versus, but you get the point.
Retribution


2003-01-18 00:59:03		 Spoofers 4ever!
Seems like a started a KP musical spoof craze. Nice job BDD. By the way, what did you think of my spoof on "The Jets" song and the "Cool Song" Which one of those did you like better? Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-18 01:01:46		 To: Retribution
I like the "Cool" one the best. It works! You had to rework the "Jets" one around, but I could just see a bunch of Drakken's goons dancing around! I'm working on another spoof from "Grease".
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-18 01:26:34		 Kim Possible: The Musical - Kim's Monologue
("There Are Worse Things I Could Do" from "Grease") KIM (to herself): There are worse things I could do Than to fight a villain or two Even though the neighborhood Thinks I'm nice and just too good I suppose it could be true But there are worse things I could do I could flirt with all the guys Smile at them and bat my eyes Press and kiss them when we dance I'm not Bonnie, I can't take that chance That's the truth, through and through That's a thing I'd never do I could stay home every night Wait around for Mr. Right Take cold showers every day And throw my life away On a dream that won't come true I could hurt someone like me Out of spite or jealousy I don't steal and I don't lie (yeah, right!) But I can feel and I can cry A fact I'll bet you never knew But to cry in front of you That's the worst thing I could do (I guess we have to find some way to pass the time before the next new episode!)
Retribution


2003-01-18 01:42:51		 America.
I'm working on a spoof on a song from West Side Story called "America". I'll be able to *hopefully* post that, along with with my Onliners and Proverbs: KP Style! Volume IV tomorrow. Signing Off.
rons_gurl


2003-01-18 11:47:27		 TSR and KP on ABC
I just thought of another song Ron could sing and this one isn't Broadway and may seem a bit farfetched, but (my lil sis gave me this idea) how about "His Cheeseburger" from Veggie Tales. Yeah you'd have to change the words to like "His Naco/Taco/Nacho" or whatever. All right yall think I'm crazy right now huh? Still like I've stated b4 ya never know. Later all rons_gurl out
nachonaco


2003-01-18 12:04:52		 His Naco
He said to Ned I'd like a naco, And I might like some sauce as well, He said to Ron, "I can't give you either." And Ron said, "Isn't this Bueno Nacho?" He said "Yes it is, but we're closed now, but we open tomorrow at ten." Ron said I am extremely hungry, uh that's all I got
Racky


2003-01-18 12:52:19		 The Kim Musical Continues
Okay, so I'm not gonna stand by and miss out on this ‘Kim Musical' trend that's been captivating you all so lately – but why confine it just to the stage? There's a bounty of great numbers out there in the world of the charts – here's my list of possible KP compilations. The majority of these songs are ‘oldies', the music that I specialise in, but I'm sure you're familiar with most of them. ‘You Gotta Be (Des'ree) – Kim ‘Stand By Me' (Oasis) – Kim ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' (Cyndi Lauper) – Kim ‘The Wind Beneath My Wings' (Bette Middler) – Kim could sing this one for Ron, or alternatively Dr Drakken for Shego. The lyrics wouldn't be completely true in either case (after all, both sidekicks have done their fair share of complaining), but they get the general picture. ‘Wasted Youth/Everything Louder than everything else' (Meatloaf) – Ron ‘Bad Attitude' (Meatloaf) - Ron ‘Help!' (The Beatles) – Ron ‘God Only Knows' (The Beach Boys) – Ron (I think this one would be quite cute if sung for Rufus) ‘With a Little Help from my Friends' (The Beatles) – Ron, with Kim and Rufus ‘Rocket Man' (Elton John) – Mr Possible ‘The Bitch is Back' (Elton John) – Bonnie (rest assured that's as bad as my language can get on this board) ‘Everybody wants to Rule the World' (Tears for Fears) – Dr Drakken ‘You're Not Alone' (Embrace) – Dr Drakken. Or maybe Shego, if she was singing it for Drakken. It's a song that Drakken would certainly want to hear after the failure of his latest scheme for world domination. The lyrics are just soooo perfect. ‘I am Woman (Hear Me Roar)' (Helen Reddy) - Shego ‘Cats in the Cradle' (Harry Chapin) – Senor Senior Senior ‘The Monkees' (The Monkees) – Lord Monkey Fist ‘Dolphins were Monkeys' (Ian Brown) – Lord Monkey Fist ‘Night Swimming' (REM) – Gill ‘I'm too Sexy' (Right Said Fred) – Senior Senior Junior ‘Freaky Friday' (Aqua) – Adrena Lynn That's the best I can do for now. A cool thing about life in the UK – I have seen ‘Monkey Ninjas in Space', ‘Low Budget' and ‘Ron the Man'. ‘Ron the Man' is currently one of my favourite episodes. The only real trouble with musical episodes of popular cartoons is that fans always tend to shortlist them to their 'worst episode ever' lists. I haven't met many Simpson fans who actually liked 'All Singing, All Dancing'(though that was mainly a clipshow). Type to you later.
comicGenious


2003-01-18 13:18:59		 More for the Kim Musical
Ron- Any of the 3 'Chanukah' Songs (Adam Sandler) Kim- One Week (Bare Naked Ladies) DNAmy- Lonely at the Bottom (From National Lampoon's Lemmings) Ron- Hello mudduh, Hello fadduh [A Letter from Camp] (Allan Sherman) Monkey Fist- Kung Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas) Jackie Oaks- Short People (Randy Newman) Dr. Drakken- Breaking the Rules (AC/DC) SSS- The Money Song (Monty Python) More To Come!
rons_gurl


2003-01-18 14:48:36		 More Musical Stuff
First off everyone this is great. It gives me something to do besides read until 6:30 pm. Animal Attraction is on tonight which is good bcuz I haven't seen it yet. Anyway on with my post. Okay I thought of another song and I think either Ron could sing it after not being able to find a date or Shego could sing it to Drakken it's called "You Can't Win" from the movie "The Wiz" This next song I had to write in the way I saw it sung it's "That's What Girls Do" By: No Secrets I wrote this intor I hope you all like it. "(Intro) RON:(to cheerleaders) I don't understand you girls!! (Kim had been as usual fighting with Bonnie and stopped suddenly turning to look at Ron) KIM: What do you mean, Ron?? RON: Well, for example Kim, you go through more shoes in a month than I do in a year and then there is Tara's hair... (Music Starts) TARA: Hey! (flipping her brown dyed hair) I happen to like this color. KIM: Ron, It's just something we do. It's a chick thing. RON: I still don't get it. KIM: Let me see if we can explain. TARA: (singing) You ask me why I change the color of my hair, yeah, KIM: You ask me why I need 32 pairs of shoes to wear, TARA + KIM: You seem to ask me why I got a lot of things, It's just a chick thing, You oughta let it go, And try to undrestand, But you don't have a clue. WHOLE SQUAD: That's what girls do, They keep you guessing the whole day through, Play your emotions, Push all your buttons it's true. That's what girls do. KIM: (spoken) That's what we do. (Some girls laugh) CHEERLEADER #1: You ask me why I got to play so hard to get, yeah, BONNIE: You ask me to play it cool just to make you sweat, yeah, CHEER #1 + BONNIE: You want some kind of explination I can give, It's just a chick thing, That your messing with, To me it's black and white, But it's not getting trough to you. WHOLE SQUAD: That's what girls do, They keep you guessing the whole day through, Play your emotions, Push all your buttons it's true, That's what girls do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, TARA + KIM: Why should I change, WHOLE SQUAD: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, CHEER #1 + BONNIE: I'm having too much fun, WHOLE SQUAD: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, TARA, KIM, CHEER #1 + BONNIE: To you it's confusing to me it's nothing new, BONNIE: (spoken) That's what girls do. TARA: That's what girls do, TARA + KIM: They keep you guessing the whole day through, TARA, KIM + CHEER #1: Play your emotions, TARA, KIM, CHEER #1, BONNIE: Push all your buttons it's true, That's what girls... WHOLE SQUAD: That's what girls do, They keep you guessing the whole day through, Play your emotions, Push all your buttons it's true, That's what girls do. That's what girls do, They keep you guessing the whole day through, Play your emotions, Push all your buttons it's true, That's what girls do. CHEER #1: (spoken) That's what girls do. WHOLE SQUAD: Girls! TARA: You ask me why I change the color of my hair, yeah." Well that's all I got for now yall. I hope you like it. NN thanks for writing that part of that song for me. V. Funny. later all. rons_gurl out.
rons_gurl


2003-01-18 16:16:14		 Once again More Musical Stuff
Okay I just now thought of these. How bout "Best Years Of Our Lives" (Baha Men)-Ron could sing this to Kim I think "Street Smarts" (Oliver and Company)- SSJ (I just kind of thought of him when I heard this one today) More still to come (Probably) rons_gurl out.
Retribution


2003-01-18 16:40:05		 Spoof on "Cool" (West Side Story) Remake
Ron: I swear the next creep who calls me hoodlum... Kim: You'll laugh. Yeah, now you all better dig this and dig it good. No matter who or what is eatin' at you, man you show it and you are dead. You are cuttin' a hole in yourselves for them to stick in a red hot umbrella and open it. Wide. You wanna live in this lousy world? You play it cool. Ron: I wanna get even! Kim: Get cool! Bonnie: I wanna bust! Kim: Bust cool! Ron: I wanna go! Kim: Go cool! Kim starts snapping. Kim: Boy, boy, crazy boy. Get cool, boy! Got a rocket in your pocket, Keep coolly cool, boy! Tara starts snapping. Tara: Don't get hot, 'Cause, man, you got Some high times ahead. Take it slow and Daddy-o, You can live it up and die in bed! Kim: Boy, boy, crazy boy. Stay loose, boy! Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it. Turn off the juice, boy! Bonnie starts snapping. Bonnie: Go, man, go. But not like a yo-yo Schoolboy Just play it cool, boy, The cheerleading squad starts snapping. Kim, Bonnie, and Tara: Real cool! The entire squad does a frenetic dance and finishes. The entire squad while still snapping: Boy, boy, crazy boy. Stay loose, boy! Breeze it, buzz it, easy does it. Turn off the juice, boy! Go, man, go. But not like a yo-yo Schoolboy! The squad and Ron starts leaving the gym still snapping with Kim in the back. Kim: Just play it cool, boy! Real cool... After the gym is empty, the sounding of snappimg is getting farther and farther away. Note: I kind of messed up on the last version so I remade the spoof and added some stuff. Signing Off.
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-01-18 16:58:35		 *sighs*
Sorry i've been gone for awhile. I've had midterms going on all week. I'm gone a few days and come back to find people singing... *shrugs* ...Are we thinking up songs that sort of match up with the characters or something?
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-18 17:22:34		 *laughs*
To InvaderSkidleBop: Yeah. To anyone coming on the board now, it seems like we've gone nuts. Basically, Retribution posted that he though the "Cool" song from West Side Story reminded him of something that might happen to Ron. I replied that that made me think of a Kim Possible Musical episode. Everyone caught on and said what a good idea that would be and made suggestions about who would sing what. Some of us went a little farther and actually wrote out the songs. Like I said before, we have to do SOMETHING to pass the time before the next new episode! We don't even know when we'll get it. Don't worry. We're all still sane...most of us, anyway. :)
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-18 17:27:39		 To Retribution & rons_gurl
Retribution: "Cool" is still my favorite. The new version rocks! rons_gurl: I like your addition. I thought "That's What Girls Do" could fit somehow with Kim, but never thought of them actually singing it. That's a good one. We're getting too weird. We need another new episode soon!
comicGenious


2003-01-18 17:47:44		 Still More for the Kim Musical
[Note: Most songs have to be slightly modified] Wade- Communication Breakdown (Led Zeppelin) Ron- Someone's Coming (The Who) Kim- Don't Tread on Me (Metallica) Adrena-Lynn- Don't Get Mad, Get Even (Aerosmith) SSJ- Dancin' Fool (Frank Zappa) Prince Wally- Brat (Green Day) Kim- Danger (AC/DC) More To Come!
Retribution
Edited

2003-01-18 18:41:59		 Spoof on "Gee, Officer Krupke" (West Side Story)
Officer Kim: Hey, you! Goon 1: Who me? Officer Kim: Yeah, you! Goon 1: Why it is Officer Kimmy! The Goons: Top of the evening, Officer Kimmy. Officer Kim: I'll crack the top of your skulls if you punks don't stop calling me Kimmy! Officer Kim leaves. Shego: Ya see, cops believe everything they read in the paper. Drakken: To them we ain't human. We're cruddy juvenile delinquents. Shego: So that's what we give'em. Shego starts imitating Officer Kim. The singing starts. Shego: Hey you! Drakken: Who, me, Officer Kimmy? Shego: Yeah, you! Gimme one good reason for not dragging ya down the station house, ya punk! Drakken: Dear kindly Sergeant Kimmy, You gotta understand, It's just our bringin' up-py That gets us out of hand. Our mothers all are junkies, Our fathers all are drunks. Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks! Drakken and the Goons: Gee, Officer Kimmy, we're very upset; We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. We ain't no delinquents, We're misunderstood. Deep down inside us there is good! Drakken: There is good! Drakken and the Goons: There is good, there is good, There is untapped good! Like inside, the worst of us is good! Shego: (Spoken) That's a touchin' good story. Drakken: (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world! Shego: (Spoken) Just tell it to the judge. Drakken: Dear kindly Judge, your Honor, My parents treat me rough. With all their smoking habits, They won't give me a puff. They didn't wanna have me, But somehow I was had. Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! Goon 1: (As Judge) Right! Officer Kimmy, you're really a square; This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care! It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed. He's psychologic'ly disturbed! Drakken: I'm disturbed! The Goons: We're disturbed, we're disturbed, We're the most disturbed, Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed. Goon 1: (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. Drakken: (Spoken) Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived. Goon !: (Spoken) So take him to a headshrinker. Drakken: My father is a con-man, My ma's an rotten thief. My grandpa's always plastered, My grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a mustache, My brother wears a dress. Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! Goon 2: (As Psychiatrist) Yes! Officer Kimmy, you're really a slob. This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job. Society's played him a terrible trick, And sociologic'ly he's sick! Drakken: I am sick! The Goons: We are sick, we are sick, We are sick, sick, sick, Like we're sociologically sick! Goon 2: (As Psychiatrist) In my opinion, this child don't need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease! Drakken: I have a social disease! Goon 2: So take him to a social worker! Drakken: Dear kindly social worker, They say go earn a buck. Like be a soda jerker, Which means like be a schumck. It's not I'm anti-social, I'm only anti-work. Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! Goon 3: (As Female Social Worker) Eek! Officer Kimmy, you've done it again! This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen. It ain't just a question of misunderstood; Deep down inside him, he's no good! Drakken: I'm no good! The Goons: We're no good, we're no good! We're no earthly good, Like the best of us is no damn good! Goon 1: (As Judge) The trouble is he's crazy. Goon 2: (As Psychiatrist) The trouble is he drinks. Goon 3: (As Female Social Worker) The trouble is he's lazy. Goon 1: The trouble is he stinks. Goon 2: The trouble is he's growing. Goon 3: The trouble is he's grown. Goon 1, 2, and 3: Kimmy, we got troubles of our own! Everyone: Gee, Officer Kimmy, We're down on our knees, 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease. Gee, Officer Kimmy, What are we to do? Gee, Officer Kimmy, Kim you! Signing Off.
jedigirl


2003-01-18 18:42:50		 KP musical, Veggie Tales, College, and the College Student Fanbase
I'm telling you, everyone's come up with some good ideas for the KP musical. I know I'll have been the umpteenth person to say it, but we have to do SOMETHING when we don't have new eps! The "His Cheeseburger" song from Veggie Tales is perfect for Ron! Good thinking, rons_gurl and nachonaco. It seems I am not the only Veggie Tales fan here either. The first one I ever saw was "Rack Shack and Benny", and I just about died laughing during Larry's "The Dance of the Cucumber". For those of you who haven't seen it, it's a very funny song, sung in Spanish by Larry the Cucumber and translated by Bob the Tomato, about a singing and dancing cucumber, done in the style of an Argentinian ballad. I brought it to my Spanish class last semester, and everyone thought it was quite amusing. Too bad I can't think of how to convert that to something KP-related.
nachonaco


2003-01-18 19:49:14		 More
Drakken/Shego: Smooth Criminal Kim/Ron: Us Against the World Josh/Kim: I'm Gonna Love You (yeah, I like Disney, duh.) Kim/Ron: A Thousand Miles to jedigirl: Either we're hyper, or we really like veggies.
Retribution


2003-01-18 20:01:25		 Spoof on "Something's Coming" (West Side Story)
Kim: Could be! Ron: Who knows? There's something due any day Kim: I will know, right away Soon as it shows It may come connanballing down Through the sky Gleam in its eye, bright as rose Ron: Who knows? It's only just out of reach Down the block, on a beach Under a tree I got a feeling there's a miracle due Gonna come true, comin' to me... Could it be, yes, it could Something's comin', something good If I can wait! Kim: Something's comin', I don't know what it is But it is gonna be great! With a click, with a shock , Phone'll jingle, door will knock, Open the latch! Something's comin', Don't know when But it's soon Ron: Catch the moon, One-handed catch! Around the corner, Or whistlin' down the river Come on, deliver to me! Will it be? Yes, it will! Maybe just by holding still, It'll be there! Come on, something, Come on in, Don't be shy, Meet a guy, Pull up a chair! The air is humming And something great is coming! Who knows? It's only just out of reach, Down the block, on a beach, Maybe tonight... Maybe tonight... Maybe tonight...! Signing Off.
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-01-18 20:07:16		 Re: More
I was thinking about posting smooth criminal, but i don't think that Drakken and Shego have broken into a girls house and killed her... but that song still rocks. Oh yea, Retribution, those spoofs rock. Even though i've never seen West Side Story. :(
Katieqk


2003-01-18 20:08:22		 To: NachoNaco
I liked your veggie tales song! But you didn't finish it, so I thought I would [the rhyming and beat are way off, though, but oh well:)] He said to Ned I'd like a naco And I might like a soda as well He said to him, "I can't give you either" And he said, "Isn't this Bueno Nacho?" He said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now, But we open tomorrow at ten." He said, "I am extremely hungry, But I guess I can wait until then." Cuz you're his na-a-co His yummy na-a-co He'll wait for you. Ya! He'll wait for you. Oh, you are his na-a-co His tasty na-a-co He'll wait for you Oh, he will wait for you. He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Pop Porter's Corn dogs with sauce for half price! How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to munch Naco, please do not get angry He'll eat and be back here for lunch! Cuz you're his na-a-co His precious na-a-co Be back for you. He'll be back for you. Won't be so long, na-a-co Oh, lovely na-a-co Be back for you Oh, he'll be back for you. Cuz he loves you naco with all his heart And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese sauce, He would get down on his hands and knees To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt And he would wash it off for you Wipe it off for you Clean that dirty cheese off just for yo-ou! (whew!) You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-01-18 20:20:37		 Re: To: NachoNaco
Wow, that was really good. i just listen to the real song of it, and that matched up pretty well for someone switching the words "Cheese Burger" with "Nacos" You should praise yourself some more, that was really good! ^_^
rons_gurl


2003-01-18 20:32:35		 good job Katieqk
Very nice for having to switch the words naco and cheeseburger. I enjoyed it. I swear if I ever hear that as an idea for a song on the show...well, that is of course if they do a musical KP...I will laugh so hard I may put myself in traction. Now that would be wierd. It's a shame we don't have a new eps yet though. I just saw Animal Attraction, but it is an old eps and may I say this lack of new eps just "vexes me so". Sorry all I just had to say it. Well, anyway can't wait for a new KP. Later all. rons_gurl out.
Retribution


2003-01-18 20:37:39		 Spoofer Poll
Of the spoofs on songs made so far, which do you guys like the best. Spoofs: "The Jets", "Sandy", "There Are Worse Things I Could Do", "That's what Girls Do", "Cool"(Remade version), "Gee, Officer Krupke", "Something's Coming", or the Veggie Tales one? They start on page 17-19 I like: 1: "Cool"(Remade version) 2: "Gee, Officer Krupke" 3: "That's What Girls Do" Signing Off.
rons_gurl


2003-01-18 20:46:27		 re:Spoofer Poll
I decided I would reply to this. of all the spoofed songs I like: 1.) Officer Krupke 2.) His Naco 3.) That's what girls do I'm gonna go make 2 spoofs of "You Can't Win" now so look out for "You Can't Win" Ron's version and "You Can't Win" Drakken and Shego version. later all. rons_gurl out.
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-01-18 21:57:17		 Re: Spoofer Poll
I'd have to say that Officer Krupke one was the coolest one. Its funny hearing Shego and Drakken singing 'gangsta style' ^_^
comicGenious


2003-01-18 22:59:15		 New One Tonight (Parody of Comedy Tonight)
Ron(Spoken): TV viewers, we are here to watch Kim Possible, weather rerun or new. Tonight, we are pleased to present or new. Maestro. (Singing) An episode that is new, Finally, for all you, You're going to get it, a new one tonight! Cultural references, Electrified fences, You're going to get it, a new one tonight! Nothing that's lame, nothing with Knights, Here comes Drakken, Shego and fights! Teenaged situations, Strange complications, Nothing recycled here, that's right! Rerun tomorrow, New one tonight. Something that's brand new, We don't want to make you blue, You're going to get it, a new one tonight! Plenty of good lines, A really good plotline, You're going to get it, a new one tonight! No dumb villains, no Prince Wally, Nothing that you do not want to see. Something exciting, Electrifyng, Here it comes, you no longer have to wait! Reruns tomorrow, new one tonight!
jedigirl


2003-01-18 23:05:09		 To: comicGenious
That's great! Where is that song from?
comicGenious


2003-01-18 23:11:13		 To: jedigirl
Thanks! It's from "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum." It's a great play.
jedigirl


2003-01-18 23:17:16		 To: nachonaco
You said either that you and I were hyper or we really liked veggies. Hmmm . . . I've been called a little loopy sometimes, but hyper? This is definitely a first for the record books. I like to think of myself as "slightly insane" (in a good way). As for vegetables, can't say that I'm overly fond of eating them, but I do love the Veggie Tales gang. Especially Bob. He's probably the closest to my personality, believe it or not. Hey, I mentioned the word "loopy". Have you seen the VT song "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps"? Just wondering. That's another quite funny song. "And the moral of our story (it's the point we hope we've made): When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well-paid." My sister says that I've been at school too long and my brain is now fried! I'm inclined to agree. Good night, all!
Retribution


2003-01-18 23:17:47		 Spoof on "Tonight" (West Side Story)
Kim and Josh: Tonight. tonight, The world is full of light, With suns and moons all over the place. Tonight, tonight, The world is wild and bright. Going mad, shooting sparks into space. Today the world was just an address. A place for me to live in, No better than all right, But here you are And what was just a world is a star Tonight! Josh: Tonight! Tonight! It all began tonight I saw you and the world went away. Kim: Good night, good night, Sleep well and when you dream, Dream of me... Tonight! The Military and Drakken and his goons march towards the battlefield after Drakken declares his ultamatum. The Military: The Military's gonna have their day Tonight! The Goons: The Goons are gonna have their way Tonight! The Military: The Goons are gonna grumble, "Fair fight" But if they start a rumble, We'll send an air strike! The Goons: We're gonna hand 'em a surprise Tonight! The Military: We're gonna cut 'em down to size Tonight! The Goons: We said "O. K. no rumpus, No tricks." But just in case they jump us. We're ready to mix. Tonight! The Goons and Military: We're gonna rock it tonight We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball! They're gonna get it tonight; The more they turn it on, the harder they fall! The Military: Well, they began it! The Goons: Well, they began it! Kim: Kim's gonna get her kicks Tonight We'll have our private little mix Tonight He'll walk in hot and tired, So what? Don't matter if he's tired, As long as he's hot Tonight! Josh: Tonight, tonight, Won't be just any night, Tonight there will be no morning star. Tonight, tonight! I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop where they are. Today the minutes seem like hours, The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light... Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night! The Military: I'm counting on you guys to be there Tonight. When America wins it fair and square Tonight. That little Drakken fella punk'll Go down. And when he's hollered Uncle We'll tear up the town! Kim: Tonight, tonight, Won't be just any night, Tonight there will be no morning star. Tonight, tonight! I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop where they are. Today the minutes seem like hours, The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light... Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night! The Goons: We're gonna rock it tonight!! Kim: Tonight... The Goons: We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball! They're gonna get it tonight, tonight! They began it, they began it And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all, Tonight! The Goons are gonna have their way, The Goons are gonna have their day, We're gonna rock it tonight, Tonight! Kim: Tonight, Late tonight We're gonna mix it tonight Kim's gonna have her day, Josh's gonna have his way Tonight, tonight Tonight this very night, We're gonna rock it tonight! The Military: They began it, they began it We'll stop 'em once and for all! The Military's gonna have their way, The Military's gonna have their day, We're gonna rock it tonight, Tonight! Kim: I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop where they are. Today the minutes seem like hours, The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light... Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night! Tonight! Josh: Today the minutes seem like hours, The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light... Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night! Tonight! Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-01-18 23:55:14		 The Ultimate Spoof
Imagine a spoof on "Call Me, Beep Me" Kim joins Josh's band and he tries to make a song for her website. I'm thinking of doing it. What do you guys think? Ironic ain't it? Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-01-19 00:28:07		 Spoof on Call Me, Beep Me(If You Want To Reach Me)
Kim had just joined Josh's band and he said he was gonna help her make a song for her website. The band gets ito position with Kim at the vocals and they start singing. Josh: Sing it, Girl! Kim: Oh Yeah, ah yeah! I'm your basic average girl. And I'm here to save the world. You can't stop me 'cause I'm KIM-POS-SI-BLE! There is nothing I can't do. When danger calls just know that I am on my way! Josh: Know that I am on my way! Kim: Doesn't matter where or when there's trouble. If you just call my name- Kim Possible! Call Me Beep Me, If you wanna reach me. When you wanna page me its ok! I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring-ing-ing! Doesn't matter if its day or night, Everything is gonna be alright, Whenever you need me baby! Call Me Beep Me, If you wanna reach me! Josh: Kim here, so what's the sitch? Kim: Message Clear, I am here. Let me reassure you. I'm never gonna leave you alone! Josh: I'm on my way! Kim: You can always count on me. When it gets stuck I'll help you see. I will help you find your way! Josh: Help you find your way! Kim: It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble, If you just call my name! Call Me Beep Me, If you wanna reach me! When you wanna page me it's ok. I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring-ing-ing. Doesn't matter if its day or night, Everything is gonna be alright. Whenever you need me baby! Call Me Beep Me, If you wanna reach me. Call Me Beep Me, If you wanna reach me. If you wanna page me it's ok. Doesn't matter where, Doesn't matter when! Josh: Doesn't matter when! Kim: I will be there for you 'til the very end! Josh: 'til the very end! Kim: In danger or trouble, I'm there on the double! You know that you always can call Kim Possible! Yeah, ah Yeah! Call Me Beep Me If you wanna reach me When you wanna page me its ok I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring Doesn't matter if its day or night Everything is gonna be alright Whenever you need me Whenever you need me baby Call Me Beep Me If you wanna reach me Call Me Beep Me If you wanna reach me When you wanna page me its ok I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring Doesn't matter if its day or night Everything is gonna be alright Whenever you need me baby Call Me Beep Me If you wanna reach me Yeah, ah Yeah! Signing Off.
rons_gurl


2003-01-19 00:37:45		 Ron and Tara
Hey everyone I just thought of a song Tara could sing to Ron. "Good For Me" By: Amy Grant. In the song it tells how these two people are so very different that they fit together perfectly. Okay, okay I know what I just said is a total contradiction of itself and makes no sense to anyone, but me. *sigh* I don't know I just thought it would be a good song. COme to think of it has anyone ever heard this song??
comicGenious


2003-01-19 00:38:39		 Naco Man (Parody of Pizza Man, from National Lampoon's Lemmings)
Kim: My friend Ron's eccentric, Mexican food's his thing. He's always willing to go for a bite, He'll eat anything. We used to go for nachos, And sometimes pizza pie. I love him (she loves him) I love him (she loves him) Laugh I thought I'd die... It's hard not to like him, He really is a lot of fun. Though he is real goofy, As a friend he's second to none. I listen to his camp stories, Over burritos that satisfy. When I listen I have to laugh, Laugh so hard I could die. We used to go for nachos, And sometimes pizza pie. I love him (she loves him) I love him (she loves him) Laugh I thought I'd die... One time we were trapped at the camp, The place devoid of luck. He battled Gill and saved us, Got us out of the muck. And all they girls they thanked him, They thought he was a swell guy. He had rescued us from disaster, The situation was do-or-die. We used to go for nachos, And sometimes pizza pie. I love him (she loves him) I love him (she loves him) Laugh I thought I'd die... And sometimes I sit at home, I think about that boy. Oh my gosh, am I crushing on him, I never thought about that. Oy!
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-19 00:43:56		 *Slowly backing away from the computer*
These people HAVE lost their minds! but, on another note... comicGenious, that was genius!
Syncopate


2003-01-19 00:49:12		 Re: Spoofer Poll
My favorites were: 1: Tonight(a song spoofed after the poll was started) 2: Officer Krupke 3: Cool(Remade) I think it was kinda funny how you spoofed the Kim Possible theme song, Danny.
comicGenious


2003-01-19 01:18:55		 To: Bon-diggety-dansah!
Thank you, Bon-diggety-dansah! And, just so you know, I *am* fully insane. I don't know about anybody else here, but I flipped my lid long ago. Actually, this song thing is a lot of fun.
Retribution


2003-01-19 01:27:29		 To comicGenious
Of course it's fun! We'd probably tar and feather you if you said it wasn't. By the way, do you think I'm crazy that I spoofed the Kim Possible theme song? Vance told me I should see a shrink. I know he's just joking but it get me wondering... Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-19 02:57:51		 KP: The Musical - "Anything You Can Do" Version 1.0
Originally conceived by NightOwl187 or 197? "Anything You Can Do" from Annie Get Your Gun. There are so many different variations I could think of, which is why this is 1.0. - NOTE: Unless you know the song, it won't seem like they're singing. It doesn't have a ryhme scheme like the others. BONNIE Vs. KIM SCENE: The Cheerleading squad and Ron are at a hotel where tomorrow they will compete in the state championships. Kim and Bonnie are arguing. (speaking) KIM: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be better, MUCH better than you! BONNIE: No, you're not! KIM: Yes I am! BONNIE: No, you're not! KIM: Yes I am! BONNIE: No, you're not! KIM: Yes I am, YES I AM!!! *Bonnie put her hands to her hips, glaring at Kim* BONNIE: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! (singing) BONNIE: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one better! I can always think of an insult much better than yours! KIM: It ain't so! BONNIE: Yes, it's so! KIM: It ain't so! BONNIE: Yes, it's so! KIM: It ain't so! BONNIE: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S SO!!! *rest of the cheerleading squad shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher tones* (speaking) TARA: Oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! Soon, my ears'll be bleeding, I'll be hemorraging! RON: Better not make a mess out here! MARCELA(strains to hear clearly): What did you say? I do not think I can HEAR! *Kim taps her foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing* KIM: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a slowpoke, you'll NEVER catch up! BONNIE: Dream on! KIM: It's the truth! BONNIE: Dream on! KIM: It's the truth! BONNIE: Dream on! KIM: It's the truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!! BONNIE: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You're too clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS! KIM: Dog-face! BONNIE: Little princess! KIM: Dog-face! BONNIE: Little princess! KIM: Dog face! BONNIE: Little princess! LITTLE PRINCESS!! *Tara sighs and flips through the chart of dance routines as the two continue to fight* KIM: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything better than you! *Ron's eyes widen, Marcela tries not to laugh* BONNIE: You'll run over everything! Birds will die! KIM: No they won't! BONNIE: Squirrels will die! KIM: No they won't! BONNIE: Other animals will die! KIM: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!! (speaking) LIZ: I don't believe this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget about sleeping anytime tonight! RON: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!! TARA(covers her ears): I would, but it won't do much good!! (singing) BONNIE: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy tarantula's a good prove of that! KIM: You're a JERK!! BONNIE: You're a DOG!! KIM: You're a JERK!! BONNIE: You're a DOG!! KIM: You're a JERK!! BONNIE: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A DOG!!! KIM: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! Heck, RUFUS has got better hair, MUCH better than yours! BONNIE: He does NOT! KIM: He does TOO! BONNIE: He does NOT! KIM: He does TOO! BONNIE: He does NOT! KIM: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!! *Bonnie gets angrier.* BONNIE: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you'll faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A GUY??!! KIM: TOMBOY!! BONNIE: FEM-BOY!! KIM: TOMBOY!! BONNIE: FEM-BOY!! KIM: TOMBOY!! BONNIE: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!! *Mr. Barkin goes to Kim and Bonnie, still fighting* (speaking/singing) BARKIN: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget we had a really long bus ride! KIM: It's HER fault! BONNIE: It's HER fault! KIM: SELFISH BRAT!! BONNIE: LIL' MISS SMUG-MUG!! The rest of Cheer Squad: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!! GO TO BED!! THE END "whew!"
comicGenious


2003-01-19 17:35:28		 Ending to "Worst Villain"
I now present the ending to "Worst Villain" (Because I really want to end that). (DNAmy finishes her song and takes a bow. Then, in an homage to the late Michael O'Donoghue, she is suddenly run over by a truck. The End.) Oh yeah, Sam Eagle's got me down to a 'T.'
jedigirl


2003-01-19 17:42:22		 To: rons_gurl
We're both in college, love KP and dc Talk . . . gee, do we have a lot in common! But, we have more in common than you know! I too have been to a dc Talk concert. I went when they came to my neck of the woods last year, and they played songs as dc Talk, then each took a turn individually performing. It was great! It was a Christmas present for my sis, so she took me and a friend along. As a little bonus, when we were leaving we walked right past the drummer for Tait's band. Didn't have the courage to ask for an autograph, just gawked, I'm afraid. Oh well. Ooh . . . what about Tait's "Spy" for KP?
rons_gurl


2003-01-19 19:57:47		 Here it is at last!!!! "You Can't Win" Ron's Version
(Ron walked into the gym then sat down on the bleachers looking totally dejected. Kim came over) KIM: Hey, Ron. What up? RON: You really want to know? KIM: Yeah, sure why not. RON: Me, Friday Night, Flying solo. Any of this making sense. KIM: Uhm, Friday??? Isn't that the date of the dance?? RON: Yup and once again I DON'T have a date. KIM: Ron, it's so no big. It's not the end of the world. RON: Easy for you to say. I suppose I should be used to it. (bonnie came over smiling her smug smile) BONNIE: Face it, Ron you can't win. RON: (giving Bonnie a shocked look) Sadly Bonnie your right. I can't win, nor can I break even and there is no way I can get out of the game. Kinda like people have been telling me my whole life. (music starts) RON: (singing) You can't win You can't break even And you can't get out of the game People keep sayin Things are gonna change But they look just like they're staying the same You get in Way over your head And you've only got yourself to blame You can't win child CHEERLEADERS: Can't win child RON: You can't break even And you can't get out of the game You can't win The world keeps movin And your standin far behind KIM: People keep sayin Things'll get better Just to ease your state of mind TARA: So you lay back And believe that joke And you try to act so fine RON: You can't win child You can't break even RON + CHEERLEADERS: You can't get out of the game RON: You can't win You can't win No way if your story stays the same BONNIE: You ain't winnin But it's nice to see you I'm awfully glad you came KIM: Better cool it 'Cause it ain't about losin RON: Then the world has got no shame RON + CHEERLEADERS: You can't win child You can't break even And you can't get out of the game RON: You can't win You can't break even KIM: Ain't the way It's supposed to be TARA: You'll be spendin Your little bit of money While somone else ride free BONNIE: Learn you rlesson Refuel your mind Before some girlie blows out your flame RON: You can't win child CHEERLEADERS: No you can't win RON: You can't win child CHEERLEADERS: No you can't win RON: You can't win child CHEERLEADERS: No you can't win RON: You can't win child CHEERLEADERS: No you can't win RON: You can't win child You can't break even And you can't get out of the game You can't get out of the game You can't get out whew of the game. No, no, no, no. Wow well ther ya go my mind is fried for a while. TTYL. rons_gurl out.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-20 01:13:21		 Song for the "Villains of the World" ride in Middleton Land
As a park patron, you board what looks like a Global Justice hover jet with seven other people. Your hover jet moves along on an unseen track and heads toward a tunnel that passes underneath Drakken's caribbean lair. An animatronic puppet of Ron stares at you from behind a barred window: RON: "Beware! You are about to pass into another dimension, where Kim Possible does not exist! Turn back now! Turn back now!" Your hover jet takes you on a tour around the world, where Drakken, Shego, Duff Killigan, Monkey Fist, Senor Senior Sr. and Jr., even the Knights of Rodeghan and DNAmy have achieved their dastardly goals...and are celebrating. VILLAINS: "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Villain's Life for me!" "We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, We kidnap and ransom and don't give a hoot, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack, drink up, me 'arties, Yo Ho, Maraud and embezzle and even hijack, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Villain's Life for Me!" "We kindle and char and inflame and ignite, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, We'll burn up your city, we're really a fright, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "We're rascals and liars, we're pirates and knaves, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, We're devils and blacksheep, we're really bad eggs, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "We're outcasts and fighters and ne'er do well cads, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho, Yes, but we're loved by our mommies 'n dads, drink up me 'arties, Yo Ho," "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Villain's Life For Me!" I left the song pretty much the same. Thought about changing "me 'arties" to, I don't know, "me homies"? But, I thought that it would be funnier if it was more the original. This'll most likely be my last song spoof. Enjoy!
rons_gurl


2003-01-20 03:57:47		 I'll be on here a lot more the next few days
the reason for this being I am officially SNOWED IN!!! Oh the humility of it all!!! I will oficially lose my mind if I am snowed in (as if I haven't already)!! There is only one....make that 2 good things about this one as I've stated more time on the boards and two no classes until they dig us out of here or the snow melts whichever comes first. Someone help me. Uh oh song paradoy (sp?) coming on Help! I need somebody Help! Not just anybody Help! I need Kim Possible lol. Kay yall I AM officially going bonkers. Later. rons_gurl out.
nachonaco


2003-01-20 12:57:45		 Skater Boy parody...
Yes, I know the actual spelling for the song is 'Sk8er Boi', but typing that makes me feel stupid...Kim and Ron song, since they won't admit in-show whether they like each other or not... He was a boy, She was a girl, Can I make it any more obvious? He liked nacos, She did cheers, What more can I say? He wanted her, She'd never tell, Secretly she wanted him as well. And Bonnie, she stuck up her nose, She had a problem with his baggy cargoes, He was a naco boy, She said 'See ya later, boy' He wasn't good enough for her, She saved the world, She did the best she could, She needed to come back down to Earth... Five years from now, She sits at home, Feeding the baby, She's all alone. She turns on TV, Guess who she sees, Naco boy rockin' up MTV She calls up Tara, She already knows, And she just got tickets to see his show, She tags along, stands in the crowd, Looks up at the man that she turned down, He was a naco boy, She said 'See ya later, boy' He wasn't good enough for her, Now he's a superstar, Slammin' on his guitar, Does your pretty face see what he's worth, He was a naco boy, She said 'See ya later, boy' He wasn't good enough for her, Now he's a superstar, Slammin' on his guitar, Does your pretty face see what he's worth? Sorry, girl, but you missed out, Watch out, look, that boy's mine now, We are more than just good friends, This is how the story ends. Too bad that you couldn't see, See the man that boy could be, There is more than meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside. He's just a boy, And I'm just a girl, Can I make it any more obvious, We are in love, Haven't you heard? How we rock each other's world... I'm with a naco boy, I said, 'See ya later, boy' I'll be backstage, Just heard the show, I'll be at a studio, Singin' a song you wrote, About a girl you used to know, I'm with a naco boy, I said 'see ya later, boy' I'll be backstage, Just heard the show, I'll be at the studio, Singin' a song you wrote, About a girl you used to know. Sorry if some of the lyrics are wrong, it's REALLY hard to understand Avril Lavigne...
Retribution


2003-01-20 17:32:51		 My last Musical Spoof. Dedicated to the 9/11 attack. Spoof on "America" (West Si
SSJ: Puerto Rico... You lovely island ... Island of tropical breezes Always the pineapples growing, Always the coffee blossoms blowing... SSS (mockingly): Puerto Rico: You ugly island... Island of tropic diseases. Always the hurricanes blowing, Always the population growing... And the money owing, And the babies crying, And the bullets flying. I like the island Manhattan - Smoke on your pipe and put that in! I like to be in America! Okay by me in America! Everything free in America! SSJ: For a small fee in America! SSS: Buying on credit is so nice! SSJ: One look at us and they charge twice! SSS: I'll have my own washing machine! SSJ: What will you have though to keep clean? SSS: Skyscrapers bloom in America! Cadillacs zoom in America! Industry boom in America! SSJ: Twelve in a room in America! SSS: Lots of new housing with more space! SSJ: Lots of doors slamming in our face! SSS: I'll get a terrace apartment! SSJ: Better get rid of your accent! SSS: Life is alright in America! SSJ: If you can fight in America! SSS: Life can be bright in America! SSJ: If you are white in America! SSS: Here you are free and you have pride! SSJ: As long as you stay on your own side! SSS: Free to be anything you choose. SSJ: Free to wait tables and shine shoes! Everywhere grime in America! Organized crime in America! Terrible time in America! SSS: You forget we are in America. SSJ: I like the city of San Juan SSS: I know a boat you can get on. SSJ: Hundreds of flowers in full bloom. SSS: Hundreds of people in each room! Automobile in America, Chromium steel in America, Wire-spoke wheel in America, Very big deal in America! SSJ: I'll drive a Buick through San Juan. SSS: If there's a road you can drive on! SSJ: I'll give my cousins a free ride SSS: How can you get all of them inside? Immigrant goes to America, Many hellos in America, Nobody knows in America, Puerto Rico's in America! SSJ: I'll bring a TV to San Juan. SSS: If there's a current to turn on! SSJ: I'll give them new washing machine. SSS: What have they got there to keep clean? I like the shores of America! Comfort is yours in America! Knobs on the doors in America, Wall-to-wall floors in America! SSJ: When I will go back to San Juan - SSS: When you will shut up and get gone! SSJ: Ev'ryone there will give big cheer! SSS: Ev'ryone there will have moved here! Note: The spoofs were pretty fun. I hate to say good-bye... Signing Off.
nachonaco


2003-01-23 23:05:19		 Anybody else think this?
If you've seen the movie Treasure Planet, there's a song called "I'm Still Here" by Johnny Rzeznik. I think that this song DEFINITELY applies to Ron.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-24 03:05:27		 nachonaco sings about Will Friedle
Every breath you take every move you make every bond you break every step you take I'll be watching you every single day every word you say every game you play every night you stay I'll be watching you oh can't you see, you belong to me how my poor heart aches, with every step you take with every move you make with every vow you break every smile you fake, every claim you stake i'll be watching you since you've gone, i've been lost without a trace I dream every night I can only see your face I look around but its you I can't replace I feel so cold and I long for your embrace I keep calling baby, baby, please oh can't you see, you belong to me that my poor heart aches, with every step you take with every move you make, and every vow you break every smile you fake, every claim you stake I'll be watching you every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you I'll be watching you Every breath you take every move you make every bond you break I'll be watching you every single day every word you say every game you play I'll be watching you every move you make every vow you break every smile you fake I'll be watching you every single day every word you say every game you play I'll be watching you Every breath you take every move you make every bond you break I'll be watching you every single day every word you say every game you play I'll be watching you every move you make every vow you break every smile you fake I'll be watching you ("Every Breathe You Take" by The Police)
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-24 03:08:51		 nachonaco sings about Will Friedle, Part 2
I will follow him Follow him wherever he may go And near him I always will be For nothing can keep me away He is my destiny I will follow him Ever since he touched my heart I knew There isn't an ocean too deep Or mountain so high it can keep Keep me away Away from his love I love him (3X) And where he goes I'll follow (3X) I will follow him Follow him wherever he may go There isn't an ocean too deep Or mountain so high it can keep Keep me away I will follow him (follow him) Follow him wherever he may go (uuuu) There isn't an ocean too deep Or mountain so high it can keep Keep me away Away from his love Oh yeah Oh yes I love him (IŽll follow) I'm gonna follow (true love) He'll always be my true love (forever) For now until forever I love him (3X) And where he goes (I'll follow (3X)) He'll always be (My true love (3X)) For now until (Forever (3X)) There isn't an ocean too deep (oh oh oh) Or mountain so high it can keep (nothing can keep me) Keep me away Away from his love (Are we having too much fun at Double-N's expense? Sorry, dude. I'm trying to write only discussion questions, but when I think up something that strikes me funny, I have to post it.)
comicGenious


2003-01-24 07:19:09		 To: Bon-diggety-danash!
Great songs for nachonaco! It eerily fits him.
rons_gurl


2003-01-27 17:20:31		 nother song idea
hey everyone. How bout "the Shoop Shoop Song (It's in his Kiss)". Tara would sing this to Kim like advice on how to tell if Josh likes her. With background by the cheerleaders of course. I may post this later if I get the chance. Later. rons_gurl out.
rons_gurl


2003-01-27 23:18:51		 Whoops. Trying this again
"The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)" (Josh has just walked Kim to practice and left) KIM: (singing) Does he love me I wanna know how can I tell if he loves me so? Is it in his eyes? TARA: Oh, no you'll be decieved. KIM: Is it in his eyes? TARA: Oh no you'll make believe (cheerleaders in background "Shoop Shoop"). If you wanna know if he loves you so It's in his kiss. CHEERLEADERS: That's where it is oh yeah. KIM: Or is it in his face? TARA: Oh no that's just his charms. KIM: In his morning grace? TARA: Oh no that's just his arms. (cheerleaders "shoop shoop") If you wanna know if he loves you so it's in his kiss. CHEERLEADERS: That's where it is. TARA: Oh whoa it's in his kiss. CHEERLEADERS: That's where it is. TARA: Oh Hug him and squeeze him tight and find out what you wanna know. If it's love if it really is. It's there in his kiss. KIM: How bout the way he acts? TARA: Oh no that's not the way and your not listening to all I say. (cheerleaders "shoop shoop") If you wanna know if he loves you so it's in his kiss. CHEERLEADERS: That's where it is. TARA: Oh. it's in his kiss. CHEERLEADERS: That's where it is. TARA: Oh hug him and squeez him tight and find out what you wanna know. (Ron enters the gym and Tara goes over to him) If it's love if it really is (she places her arms around Ron's shoulders from behind) it's there in his kiss. (she gives Ron a kiss on the cheek and he looks throughly confused) KIM: How bout the way he acts? TARA: (coming back to stand in front of Kim looking a little exasperated) Oh no that's not the way and your not listening to all I say. (cheerleaders "shoop shoop") If you wanna know if he loves you so it's in his kiss. CHEERLEADERS: That's where it is. TARA: Oh it's in his kiss. CHEERLEADERS: That's where it is. (Tara smiles and puts her arm around Kim's shoulders guiding her out of the gym. Cheerleaders follow. Ron follos them. Tara and cheerleaders continue singing the last lines as they gradually fade out.) Well, there is one of my song parodies. Maybe I should have been a music major instead of education. *shrugs* Oh well. Later all. rons_gurl out.
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-28 13:07:04		 And now, a song . . .
(This is at a talent contest in Middleton where Veeken is about to perform her version of Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boy . . .) Veeken: Here's a song about Drakken . . . He was a boy, And he's a boy too, Can I make it any more obvious? They were both geeks, What did they care, What more can I say? He wanted them, They'd never tell, Secretly they wanted him as well. But all of their friends stuck up their nose, And they had a problem with his strange clothes, He was a science boy, They said "See ya later, boy" He wasn't good enough for them, They had a rep to face, But their heads were up in space, They needed to come back down to Earth... Five years from now, He (Dr. Possible) sits at home, No Kim Possible, He's all alone. He turns on TV, Guess who he sees, Science boy was on the TV screen He calls up his friends, The already know, And what happened to him, they do not know, They all watch him, TV turned loud Look at at the man that they turned down, He was a science boy, They said 'See ya later, boy' He wasn't good enough for them, Now he's an avatar, A bad guy with a bad scar, Does your simple face see what he's worth, He was a science boy, They said 'See ya later, boy' He wasn't good enough for them, Now he's an avatar, A bad guy with a bad scar, Does your simple face see what he's worth? Possible's in trouble now, Watch out, that boy's Shego's now, Shego: We are more than just good friends, This is how the story ends. Veeken:Too bad that you couldn't see, See the man that boy could be, There is more than meets the eye, Shego: I see the soul that is inside. He's just a boy, And I'm just a girl, Can I make it any more obvious, Drakken: We are in love, Haven't you heard? How we rock each other's world... Shego: I'm with a science boy, I said, 'See ya later, boy' I'm at the lair, Just saw the show, I'll be at a studio, Singin' a song I wrote, About some guys you used to know, I'm with the science boy, I said 'see ya later, boy' I'm at the lair, Just saw the show, I'll be at a studio, Singin' a song I wrote, About some guys you used to know.
rons_gurl


2003-01-28 15:21:32		 Spoof of Buffy Musical "I've Got A Theroy"
Sorry all I couldn't resist. Casting: (in order of apperance) Giles: Mr. Barkin Willow: Tara Xander: Ron Buffy: Kim Tara (demon girl): Bonnie and now on with the song (Note: I kept it in Buffy mode so it may seem kinda odd) MR. B: I've got a theroy, That it's a demon, A dancing demon, Something isn't right here. TARA: I've got a theroy, Some kid is dreaming, And we're all stuck inside this wacky Broadway nightmare. RON: I've got a theroy we should work this out. ALL: It's getting eiree, What's this cheery singing all about? RON: It could be witches, Some evil witches, Which is rediculous cuz witches they were persecuted, Wicked, good, and loved the earth, And women power and I'll be over here. (he retreats to a corner) BONNIE: I've got a theroy it could be bunnies. (everyone gives her confused looks then they shrug) TARA: I've got a th... BONNIE: Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got thier hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eysight for anyway? Bunnies, Bunnies it must be bunnies. TARA: Or maybe midgits. I've got a theroy we should work this fast. MR. B and TARA: Because it clearly could get serious before it's past. KIM: I've got a theroy it doesn't matter What can't we face if we're together What's in this place that we can't wheather Apocalypse, we've all been there The same old tricks why should we care ALL: What can't we do if we get in it We'll work it through within a minute We have to try We'll pay the price It's do or die KIM: Hey I've died twice ALL: What can't we face if we're together RON:(background) What can't we face ALL: What's in this place that we can't wheather RON:(background) If we're together ALL: There's nothing we can't face BONNIE: Except for bunnies. Okay that's all for now people. Later. rons_gurl out.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-28 16:30:25		 Okay, now I'm being silly - Elvis!
The warden threw a party in the county jail. The prison band was there and they began to wail. The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing. You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing. Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock. Duff Killagan played the tenor saxophone, DNAmy was blowin' on the slide trombone. The mutant boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang, the whole rhythm section was the Knights of Rodeghan. Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock. Senor Senior Junior said to Adrena Lynn: "You're the cutest jailbird in the pen*. I sure would be delighted with your company, come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me." Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock. Monkey Fist was sittin' on a block of stone way over in the corner weepin' all alone. The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square. If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair." Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock. Doctor Drakken said to Shego, "For Heaven's sake, no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break." Shego turned to Drakken and she said, "Nix nix, I wanna stick around awhile and get my kicks." Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock. Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock * - short for Penitentiary in case you didn't know.
rufus1thefight


2003-01-28 17:39:06		 you know
those songs are cool, maybe i'll think of one, if it's ok with you guys
rons_gurl


2003-01-28 17:47:12		 to: rufus1thefight
Paradoy away!!! We always accept new ones. Right everyone? Later. rons_gurl out.
rufus1thefight


2003-01-28 18:22:58		 A song from Ron, Wade, and Larry.
Song from movie Robin Hood Men In Tights: We're men, we're men in tights, we play our video games, and get into fights, we're men, we're men in tights, the bully's steal our lunch money, that's right, we may scream like babies, but don't get us wrong, or else we'll run you over with our bikes, we're men, we're men in tights, always on guard running from our lives. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights, yes, we play our video games, and get into fights, we're men, we're men in tights, the bully's steal our lunch money, that's right, we may yall like ladies, but don't get us wrong, or else we'll run you over with our bikes, we're men, we're men in tights, TIGHT, tights, always on guard running for our lives, when your in a jam, don't call for the men in tights, That's right.
rons_gurl


2003-01-28 18:27:04		 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That was great!!!! Very good rufus1thefight. I see you've picked up the trend quickly. Congrats!! Your parody is my new favorite!! Later. rons_gurl out.
rufus1thefight


2003-01-28 18:39:06		 ha ha
Ohh my gosh i could so see ron do that, i don't know about wade and larry, but ron yes, remember the halloween show kim in the cowboy outfit and ron, haha he was wearing a dress. (pink)
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-28 18:40:23		 Here's the "I Just Can't Wait to be King" spoof if you haven't already seen it.
I Just Can't Wait to Be King Drakken: Well, when I become king that'll be the first thing to go. Kim: Not so long as I'm around. (Start fading in intro to "I Just Can't Wait to Be King") Drakken: Well, in that case, you're fired. Kim: Hmmm... Nice try, but no one can do that. (Pokes Drakken's nose) Shego: Well, he's the future king. Drakken: Yeah. (shoving Kim slightly) So you have to do what I tell you. Kim: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed. Drakken: Hmph. Not the way I see it. (Full song, colors change to wild pop-African LITERALLY! Background abruptly becomes surreal, brightly-colored cartoon style.) Drakken: I'm gonna be a mighty king So enemies beware! Kim: Well, I've never seen a king of beasts With quite so little hair (Drakken snorts at her) (Rufus falls into a pile of leaves and gets a mane) Drakken (watching Rufus): I'm gonna be the mane event Like no king was before (Rufus nods. Ron goes "RUFUS!") (Climbs a log) Drakken: I'm brushing up on looking down I'm working on my ROAR (On "ROAR" Kovu roars at Ron, startling him backwards into a puddle) Ron: (Drying on what appears to be a hanging towel) Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing (Camera pulls back; reveals the "towel" as one arm of the Jackal which hits Ron as with a golf club, sending him skipping like a stone across a shallow pool of water; the pair follow immediately.) Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Kim: (Speaking) You've rather a long way to go, Drakken, if you think... (For this verse Kim is making quick spoken-part replies to each line. Shego and Drakken are on each side of Kim; as she turns to talk to one, the other starts to laugh at her, while Calvin mocks her.) Drakken: No one saying do this Kim: Now when I said that, I - Shego: No one saying be there Kim: What I meant was... Calvin: No one saying stop that Kim: Look, what you don't realize... Hobbes: No one saying see here Kim: Now see here! Shego: Free to run around all day (Drakken and Shego are now riding DNAmy's snow beast) Kim: Well, that's definitely out... Shego: Free to do it all my way! Ron: (Flying ahead of the pair with Kim on their jetpacks, looking back to speak to them and so not paying attention ahead) I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart to heart (Flies into the Jackal's back) Drakken (shaking his finger in an annoying way): Kings don't need advice From bird-brained sidekicks for a start (Kim lands on a branch) Kim: If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out! Out of service, out of Middleton I wouldn't hang about... Aagh! (The camera pulls back to reveal Kim has lighted on a log being washed towards a waterfall. It disappears over the edge. Kim yells in surprise, but quickly reappears with Ron, flying towards and through the camera.) Kim: This song is getting wildly out of wing. Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! (The pair trot up a corridor of Drakken's guards standing at attention; when Kim and Ron follow, they all turn to face Kim and Ron, while the pair wave nervously.) (Drakken and Shego run about under a moving herd of elephants while the African flute leads a short instrumental sequence. Kim and Ron fly overhead, looking for them. Drakken ends up standing on a giraffe's head.) Drakken: Everybody look left Everybody look right (Kim and Ron yell as the herd almost tramples them) (Drakken hops up a ladder of giraffe heads) Drakken: Everywhere you look I'm Standing in the spotlight! (Sliding down a giraffe's neck into theatrical pose while everyone salaams) Kim: (Speaking, but in strict time) Not yet! (Kim is very amazed and shocked that the whole song and the town has turned upside down to favor Drakken.) Chorus: Let every creature go for broke and sing Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing It's gonna be King Drakken's finest fling (The Chorus of citizens form a pyramid with Drakken, Shego, Calvin, Hobbes, Simba, Nala, Kovu, Kiara, Nuka, Zira, Scar, Vitani, and the rest of Simba's pride on top. ) Drakken & Chorus: Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king! (The pyramid topples leaving DNAmy's snowbeast sitting on Kim and Ron. What they don't know is that everyone has run off.) Kim: (Muffled) I beg your pardon, madam, but... GET OFF! ... Drakken? Shego?
Retribution


2003-01-28 19:05:56		 Spoof on "Reflection" (Disney's Mulan)
After getting their brains switched, Ron and Kim try to cope with it. Kim: Look at me. You may think you see, Who I really am... But you'll never know me. Every day, It's as if I play a part! Now I see If I wear a mask, I can fool the world! But I cannot fool my heart... Ron: Who is that girl I see? Staring straight... Back at me. When will my reflection show, Who I am inside! I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, And what I believe in... Kim: But somehow, I will show the world What's inside my heart! And be loved for who I am... Who is that girl I see? Staring straight... Back at me. Why is my reflection, Someone I don't know? Ron: Must I pretend that I'm... Someone else. For all time. When will my reflection show, Who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly... That burns with a need to know the reason why... Why must we all conceal, What we think? How we feel. Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide... Kim: I won't pretend that I'm, Someone else. For all time... When will my reflection show, Who I am inside? Kim and Ron: When will my reflection show, Who I am. Inside... Signing Off.
rons_gurl


2003-01-28 23:00:55		 I just had to do this song
Okay here's the deal. If anyone has ever seen Big Wolf On Campus then you'll know this song. If not...well...then nevermind. The song is entitled "There's Something About Lori" and has been dutifully changed to "There's Something About KP" Anyway on with the song. (Kim after escaping from Drakken climbs up through a trap door leading onto a stage set up in Bueno Nacho. Ron runs up to her.) RON: (speaking) KP, there you are. ( a spotlight flashes on and Ron realizes Kim and he are on a stage in front of a restraunt full of people. He starts to sing) There you are. We thought we had lost you, We tried not to let Dr. Drakken acost you. KIM: Dr. Dakken did get me, But then I broke free. Sorry everyone if I'm a little off key. (Drakken runs on the stage) DRAKKEN: YOU can't run forever KP. (Kim and Ron wave then indicate the people watching. Drakken sings) You tricked and defied me and fractured my knee, You can not escape me as you soon will see. (Josh jumps onto the stage) JOSH: Give it up Drakken. It's all over now, Give it up. KIM+RON: Give it up. JOSH: Just leave us alone, And something...something..wow. (Ron places his hand over his eyes and shakes his head) SHEGO: You fools just don't get it it all ends tonight, No one is leaving this stage without a fight. (Kim, Ron and Josh move towards Drakken and Shego snapping thier fingers) RON: Before this gets ugly, Please let me digress, Forget about KP, Find a nice Villaness. DRAKKEN: I want her, I need her, She makes my knees weak. KIM: I'm not a possesion you creepy old freak. DRAKKEN: Enough petty insults, And vain dialouge. SHEGO: I'll take the little one, You take the dog. (Josh is more than slightly offended from beign called a dog.) RON: (spoken, disbelief) Little one? (fight ensues) RON: (to Shego) Were you the person all this time who messed with my act? SHEGO: Your mistakes were your own you talentless hack. JOSH: Remember what I told you when we got on the stage, Give it up Drakken, It's all over now. One more time. Can I get a, Give it up? (Kim kicks Drakken in the stomach sending him sprawling back on the stage. Ron runs back over to Kim and Josh as Shego drops to the ground beside Drakken.) DRAKKEN: Stop your too strong, I can no longer fight. KIM: You have to admit, What you did, Wasn't right? DRAKKEN:My spirit is broken, My body is spent, But Perhaps worst of all, My heart has been wrent. I've caused enough problems, I've caused enough strife. And so I shall leave you, To live out your life. (Drakken and Shego run off the stage. The lights go off and for a few moments we hear crickets chirping, then there is thunderous appaluse as Drakken and Shego return to the stage everyone bows. Then they wave and depart.) There yall go I hope you like it. Later all. rons_gurl out.
rufus1thefight


2003-01-29 09:50:19		 the song is called "me"
from beauty and the beast: Ron: you've been dreaming just one dream nearly all your life hoping, scheming just one theme will you be a wife? will you be some he-man's property good news! that he-man's me! Ron: this equation girl plus man doesn't help just you on occasion women can have their uses too mainly to extend the family tree pumpkin, extend with me! Ron: we'll be raising sons galore Kim: inconceivable! Ron: each built 6 foot 4 Kim: unbelievable! Ron: each one stuffed with every Ronold gene! Kim: i'm not hearing this! Ron: you'll be keeping house with pride Kim: just incredible! Ron: each day gratified Kim: so unweddable! Ron: that you are part of this idyllic scene Ron: i can see that we will share all that love implies we shall be the perfect pair rather like my thighs you are face to face with destiny! all roads lead to the best things in life are all's well that ends with me! escape me, there's no way certain as do re Kim, when you marry Me!!! to all men, yeah right!!!!!!!
rufus1thefight


2003-01-29 09:52:15		 ok
well that was another one of my great works of art, with alittle help from disney. but sad to say "I'm off to school" ta ta everyone, see you at 2:30pm
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 16:45:59		 Artist: Dr. Veeken/Title: Written in the Stars/Performers: Drakken & Shego
Why: I was bored and I just came up with this. Shego: I am here to tell you we can never meet again Simple really, isn't it, a word or two and then A lifetime of not knowing where or how or why or when You think of me, or speak of me, or wonder what befell The someone you once loved so long ago, so well Drakken: Never wonder what I'll feel as living shuffles by You don't have to ask me and I need not reply Every moment of my life from now until I die I will think or dream of you and fail to understand How a perfect love can be confounded out of hand Drakken/Shego: Is it written in the stars Are we paying for some crime Is that all that we are good for Just a stretch of mortal time Is this God's experiment In which we have no say In which we're given paradise But only for a day Shego: Nothing can be altered, oh, there is nothing to decide No escape, no change of heart, no any place to hide Drakken: You are all I'll ever want but this I am denyied Sometimes in my darkest thoughts I wish I never learned Drakken/Shego: What it is to be in love and have that love returned Is it written in the stars Are we paying for some crime Is that all that we are good for Just a stretch of mortal time Is this God's experiment {God's experiment} In which we have no say {In which we have now say} In which we're given paradise {If only for a day} But only for a day {Is it written in the stars} {Are we paying for some crime} {Is that all that we are good for} {Just a stretch of mortal time} Is this God's experiment {God's experiment} In which we have no say {In which we have now say} In which we're given paradise {If only for a day} But only for a day
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 16:57:16		 And now, a song . . .
This is how I think Drakken feels every day. Drakken: Look at me You may think you see Who I really am But you'll never know me Every day It's as if I play a part Now I see If I wear a mask I can fool the world But I cannot fool my heart Who is that boy I see Staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? I am now In a world where I Have to hide my heart And what I believe in But somehow I will show the world What's inside my heart And be loved for who I am Who is that boy I see Staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection Someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm Someone else for all time? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? There's a heart that must be Free to fly That burns with a need to know The reason why Why must we all conceal What we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm Someone else for all time When will my reflection show Who I am inside? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? It isn't the greatest, but what did you expect? The Circle of Life?
rons_gurl


2003-01-29 17:08:45		 Yo Veeken!!
That is good for Drakken, But I think Ron feels the same way. Think about it. Later. rons_gurl out.
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 18:37:11		 You got it!
Drakken: It must have been cold there in my shadow, To never have sunlight on your face? You've been content to let me shine, You always walked a step behind. I was the one with all the glory While you were the one with all the strength, Only a face without a name, I never once heard you complain. Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I'd like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, ‘Cause you are the wind beneath my wings! Shego: It might have appeared to go unnoticed, But I've got it all here in my heart! I want you to know I know the truth, I would be nothin' without you! Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I'd like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, ‘Cause you are the wind beneath my wings, Drakken/Shego: You are the wind beneath my wings!
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 18:50:43		 Ya know the suggestion for "Be Prepared"?
Here's how it would go in my opinion. Drakken: I never thought these guys essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer Shego (spoken):And where do we feature? Drakken: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! Killigan: Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh, we'll be prepared, heh. For what? Drakken: For the death of Kim. Killigan: Why? Is she sick? Drakken: No, fool - we're going to kill her. And her sidekick too. Shego: Great idea! Who needs Kim? Shego (and then Killigan): No Kim! No Kim! la-la-la-la-laa- laa! Drakken: There will be a king! Killigan: Hey, but you said, uh- Drakken: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again! Shego and Killigan: Yaay! All right! Long live the king! (Camera reveals hundreds of goons in the shadows.) All Goons: Long live the king! Long live the king! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Drakken: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! (The parts in parenthesis are the goons, Shego, and Killigan.) So prepare for the coup of the century (Oooh!) Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh... La! La! La!) Meticulous planning (We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Lots of food) Decades of denial (We repeat) Is simply why I'll (Endless meat) Be king undisputed (Aaaaaaah . . . ) Respected, saluted ( . . . aaaaaaah . . . ) And seen for the wonder I am ( . . . aaaaaaah!) Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) Be prepared! Goons/Shego/Killigan: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared - Be prepared!
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 18:58:59		 Hmmm . . .
Maybe the next song I post on this site should be "The Madness of Bon-diggety-dansah" or The Madness of nachonaco", or something like that.
Racky


2003-01-29 19:01:11		 Dr Veekan:
Thanks so, so much for your version of 'The Wind Beneath my Wings'. I love that song! Always makes my heart skip a beat whenever I hear it. Any excuse to have it in my head.
nachonaco


2003-01-29 19:21:33		 My song
Would definitely (finally I spelled it right used to spell it like this definetly...) be I Can't Wait. How it happens, I don't care, If it's rainin' or what I wear...
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 19:26:00		 OKAY! I'M HYPED ON CAFFEINE! (Mr. Green/Cherry Coke mostly) LET'S SEE WHAT I COM
Shego: What's the matter with me. You think a girl would learn. (sung) If there's a prize for rotten judgement I guess I've already won that No man is worth the aggravation (As Shego says "No man is-" she passes five statues that look like Kim, Ron, Rufus, Monique, and Kim's mom in ancient Greecian garb. When she tosses the flower she's holding, the Monique-statue catches it.) That's ancient history-been there, done that! Statues: Who'd'ya think you're kidding He's the earth and heaven to you Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through you Girl, ya can't conceal it We know how ya feel and Who you're thinking of Shego: No chance, no way I won't say it, no, no Statues: You swoon, you sigh, Why deny it? Uh-oh! Shego: It's too cliche I won't say I'm in love I thought my heart had learnt its lesson It feels so good when you start out My head is screaming get a grip, girl Unless you're dying to cry your heart out Oh Statues: You keep on denying Who you are and how you feel Baby, we're not buying Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling Face it like a grown-up When ya gonna own up That ya got, got, got it bad Shego: No chance, no way, I won't say it Statues: Give up, give in Check the grin, you're in love This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love Statues: You're doing flips Read our lips You're in love Shego: You're way off base, I won't say it Get off my case, I won't say it Statues: Girl, don't be proud It's okay, you're in love Shego: Oh At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 20:31:58		 HERE'S ANOTHER SONG!
Shego: In a perfect world One we've never known We would never need to face the world alone They can have their world We'll create our own I may not be brave or strong or smart But somewhere in my secret heart I know Love will find a way Anywhere I go I'm home If you are there beside me Like dark turning into day Somehow we'll come through Now that I've found you Love will find a way Drakken: I was so afraid Now I realize Love is never wrong And so it never dies There's a perfect world Shining in your eyes Shego/Drakken: And if only they could feel it too The happiness I feel with you They'd know Love will find a way Anywhere we go We're home If we are there together Like dark turning into day Somehow we'll come through Now that I've found you Love will find a way I know Love will find a way Anywhere we go I'm home If we are there together Like dark turning into day Somehow we'll come through Now that I've found you Love will find a way I know love will find a way I know love will find a way
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 21:28:12		 A Reprise of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King"
Just so you can get it stuck in your head along with "The Wind Beneath My Wings", too, Racky. [Full lyrics snipped]
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-30 08:50:05		 And now, a song . . .
Drakken: (sung) We have a secret recipe. Ron: That's true. Drakken: Concocted with much skill. Ron: Yes. And once you've tried our special dish- Drakken: That's right. Ron: You'll never get your fill. Drakken/Ron: Take ten terrific girls, but only nine costumes, and you're cooking up something grand. Drakken: Mix in some amber lights, and elegant scenery- Ron: Then stir in a fine jazz band. Drakken: Then add some funny men, and pepper with laughter. Ron: It's tart and tasty I know. Drakken/Ron: Then serve it piping hot, and what have you got? A burlesque show . . . (Backstage noises) Drakken: Raise the curtain! Raise the curtain! Ron: Curtain going up! Dancers (girls):Take ten terrific girls, but only nine costumes, and you're cooking up something grand. (As camera pans along, it shows that Bonnie is the one without a costume.) Mix in some amber lights, and elegant scenery Then stir in a fine jazz band. Drakken: Then add some funny men- Ron: And pepper with laughter. Dancers: It's tart and tasty I know. Drakken: What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Ron: I don't know? What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Drakken: Hot-cross bunnies! Kim: Boo! Hiss! Get off the stage! Ron: Why do bees hum? Drakken: I don't know? Why do bees hum? Ron: Because they don't know the words! Kim: No good! Not funny! Ron: What do you know? Drakken: Yeah? Kim: Bring on the bare! Dancers/Ron/Drakken: Then serve it piping hot, and what have you got? A burlesque show! (Drakken whispers to Ron, and when Bonnie pops up behind them, they swing their arms back, knocking her down in time with the last beat.)
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-31 14:03:05		 Here's a poem/song/whatever . . .
(Kim has been forced into a fight with Drakken, and has knocked him about soundly. But when she tries to go in for the killing move, Veeken steps between.) Veeken: STOP! KP: Veeken! (eyes narrow) Move. Get out of the way! Veeken: This is madness. Why are you doing this, KP? KP: It is my job to rid the world of this filth (points to Drakken, who gasps). Veeken: But you would never . . . It's murder, I tell you, murder. (starts singing to tune of "Be Prepared") You act like you're born with no emotion. All your kindness has been expelled. But allow me to extentiate How murder can lower your pride. You've stooped down to something so heinous But you act like you have no cares But we're talking beings and excessions Even you can't be caught unawares You've become as nasty as they are You've been burdened with many false dues You're evil much sheerer No longer a fearer You become a creature But just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When your heart has been given some hues Your injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! KP(spoken): But he's a villain! Veeken: And you'll become worse if you do what you're about to do. KP: But he- Veeken: He's a human being! And you've become a monster because of your own hatred of him! KP: But it is my duty to dispose of him! Veeken: HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE! It's your so- called "king" who deserves to die! Crowd: LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING! It seems that your heart's been so burdened With missions of fiction and lore Veeken: Of course, 'cause of whom he's (Drakken) descended His heart's not so rotted to the core You consider yourself to be the wisest But as time passes on, you shall see The point that I must emphasize is The "king" shall not ever be! (Parts in parenthesis are the crowd and Drakken.) So prepare for the truth of the century (Oooh!) Be prepared for the biggest of plans (Oooh... La! La! La!) Meticulous planning (We'll have truth!) Tenacity spanning (Just the truth!) Decades of denial (We repeat) Is simply why he'll ne'r (it shall be) Be king undisputed (Aaaaaaah...) Respected, saluted (...aaaaaaah...) And seen and everyone cares (...aaaaaaah!) Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) Be prepared! Veeken/Crowd/Drakken: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared - Be prepared! It's scary, I know, but it really snapped you to attention, didn't it?
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-31 23:02:32		 ALRIGHT, it's a reprise/rewrite!!!
I Just Can't Wait to Be King Drakken: Well, when I become king that'll be the first thing to go. Kim: Not so long as I'm around. (Start fading in intro to "I Just Can't Wait to Be King") Drakken: Well, in that case, you're fired. Kim: Hmmm... Nice try, but no one can do that. (Pokes Drakken's nose) Shego: Well, he's the future king. Drakken: Yeah. (shoving Kim slightly) So you have to do what I tell you. Kim: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed. Drakken: Hmph. Not the way I see it. (Full song, colors change to wild pop-African LITERALLY! Background abruptly becomes surreal, brightly-colored cartoon style.) Drakken: I'm gonna be a mighty king So enemies beware! Kim: Well, I've never seen a king of beasts With quite so little hair (Drakken snorts at her) (Rufus falls into a pile of leaves and gets a mane) Drakken (watching Rufus): I'm gonna be the mane event Like no king was before (Rufus nods. Ron goes "RUFUS!") (Climbs a log) Drakken: I'm brushing up on looking down I'm working on my ROAR (On "ROAR" Kovu roars at Ron, startling him backwards into a puddle) Ron: (Drying on what appears to be a hanging towel) Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing (Camera pulls back; reveals the "towel" as one arm of the Jackal which hits Ron as with a golf club, sending him skipping like a stone across a shallow pool of water; the pair follow immediately.) Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Kim: (Speaking) You've rather a long way to go, Drakken, if you think... (For this verse Kim is making quick spoken-part replies to each line. Shego and Drakken are on each side of Kim; as she turns to talk to one, the other starts to laugh at her, while Calvin and Hobbes mock her.) Drakken: No one saying do this Kim: Now when I said that, I - Shego: No one saying be there Kim: What I meant was... Calvin: No one saying stop that Kim: Look, what you don't realize... Hobbes: No one saying see here Kim: Now see here! Shego: Free to run around all day (Drakken and Shego are now riding DNAmy's snow beast) Kim: Well, that's definitely out... Shego: Free to do it all my way! Ron: (Flying ahead of the pair with Kim on their jetpacks, looking back to speak to them and so not paying attention ahead) I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart to heart (Flies into the Jackal's back) Veeken: Ouch! Drakken (shaking his finger in an annoying way): Kings don't need advice From bird-brained sidekicks for a start (Kim lands on a branch) Kim: If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out! Out of service, out of Middleton I wouldn't hang about... Aagh! (The camera pulls back to reveal Kim has lighted on a log being washed towards a waterfall. It disappears over the edge. Kim yells in surprise, but quickly reappears with Ron, flying towards and through the camera.) Kim: This song is getting wildly out of wing. Drakken: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! (The pair trot up a corridor of Drakken's guards standing at attention; when Kim and Ron follow, they all turn to face Kim and Ron, while the pair wave nervously.) (Drakken and Shego run about under a moving herd of elephants while the African flute leads a short instrumental sequence. Kim and Ron fly overhead, looking for them. Drakken ends up standing on a giraffe's head.) Drakken: Everybody look left Everybody look right (Kim and Ron yell as the herd almost tramples them) (Drakken hops up a ladder of giraffe heads) Drakken: Everywhere you look I'm Standing in the spotlight! (Sliding down a giraffe's neck into theatrical pose while everyone salaams) Kim: (Speaking, but in strict time) Not yet! (Kim is very amazed and shocked that the whole song, the town, and the TV Tomers have turned upside down to favor Drakken.) Chorus: Let every creature go for broke and sing Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing Veeken (on microphone): It's gonna be King Drakken's finest fling! Monique (spoken): Sing it, girlfriend! (The Chorus of citizens form a pyramid with Drakken, Shego, Calvin, Hobbes, Simba, Nala, Kovu, Kiara, Nuka, Zira, Scar, Vitani, and the rest of Simba's pride on top. ) Drakken & Chorus: Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king! (The pyramid topples leaving DNAmy's snowbeast sitting on Kim and Ron. What they don't know is that everyone has run off.) Kim: (Muffled) I beg your pardon, madam, but... GET OFF! ... Drakken? Shego? Veeken: Sayonara, suckers! Ron: KP? Kim: Yes, Ron? Ron: Why do I have the nasty feeling that Drakken's finally tricked us? Kim: OY!
rons_gurl


2003-02-01 14:41:23		 nother song suggestion
How bout, "There You'll Be" By: Faith Hill??
rons_gurl


2003-02-01 15:17:29		 "The Rumor" KP version
This song is taken from "Fiddler on The Roof" and I find it quite good. (Amilea comes running in) AMILEA: Brick, Brick I have such news for you, Rememeber Ron that crazy student? Remember at the wedding? When Kim married Josh, And Ron started dancing, With that young girl named Tara. Well, I just learned that Ron's been arrested in Kiev. BRICK: No! AMILEA: Yes! BRICK: (runs over to Bonnie)Bonnie, Bonnie, wait till I tell you, Remeber Ron that crazy student? Remember at the wedding, He danced with that girl Tara, Well I just heard that Tara's been arrested in Kiev. BONNIE: No, terrible, terrible. (she runs over to Monique) Do you remeber Ron, That student from Kiev? Remember how he acted, When Kim married Josh? Well I've just heard that Josh has been arrested for dancing at the wedding. MONIQUE: No! BONNIE: In Kiev! MONIQUE: (runs to Mr. Barkin) Mr. Barkin, Mr. Barkin!! Remember Ron, With all his strange ideas? Remeber Kim's wedding? When Drakken danced with Shego, Well I just heard that Drakken's been arrested, And Shego's gone to Kiev. MR. B: No! MONIQUE: God forbid! MR. B: She didn't! MONIQUE: She did!! MR. B: (over the PA system) Listen everybody terrible news, terrible. Remember Ron EVERYONE: Yes MR.B: Who stared all the trouble EVERYONE: So MR. B: Well I've been told by someone who should know EVERYONE: What? MR. B: That Shego's been arrested, EVERYONE: Oh! And Tara's gone to Kiev, EVERYONE: Oh! Josh studies dancing, EVERYONE: Oh! Drakken's acting strange, EVERYONE: Oh! Jim has the measels, EVERYONE: Oh! Tim has the mumps. EVERYONE: Oh! AMILEA: And that's what comes from men and women dancing. EVERYONE: Oh! the end. If you get a chance seriously download this song it's rather funny. Later all rons_gurl out.
StopRonnable(Hitoki)


2003-02-01 15:31:10		 Re: The Rumor
That rocked!Hehehe. Off to download that song now....
rons_gurl


2003-02-01 15:51:44		 To: StopRonnable
Cool. I'm glad you liked it. Later all. rons_gurl out.
StopRonnable(Hitoki)


2003-02-01 16:42:34		 I couldn't resist this.
If anyone has seen me on FF.net they will probably know about my obsession with Britrock. Like 'A'. I just couldn't resist this one. -Naco (Nothing- 'A')- Sang by Ron and Ned - Ron: ...Nacos And nacos what you got, when there's no burritos KP and I ate the lot Ned: Those two ate all my stock, The universal power of dough But it doesn't mean nothing Thre's no more nacos to show Both: Fry away, if you fry away Make naco takeaway If you fry, if you fry Ron: Give me some nachos! Ned: Then give me some tacos Both: If we ain't got that, then we ain't got much, and we can't make nacos, nacos Ron: Give me some nachos Ned: Then give me some tacos Both: If we ain't got that then we ain't gt much, and we can't make nacos, nacos (sound of a naco being eaten) Ron: We're left with nacos Ned: And nacos what you have without fajitas, fajitas Ron: I could have had the lot and if BN closes today I'll never get another one for several hours, no way Ned: Cause I only serve you once, once Both: Fry away, if you fry, if you fryyy Ron: Give me some nachos! Ned: Then give me some tacos Both: If we ain't got that, then we ain't got much, and we can't make nacos, nacos Ron: Give me some nachos Ned: Then give me some tacos Both: If we ain't got that then we ain't gt much, and we can't make nacos, nacos Ron: We ain't got nacos, we ain't got nacos- ingredients numbered, gotta remember how to cook it Ned: Once you've had one you won't be the same, you'll want the whole tray Ron:Keep them coming, must remember, how to cook it Ned: So then, give me some nachos Ron: And give me some tacos- cause if we ain't got that ned: Then we ain't got much, and we ain't got nacos, nacos Both:Give me some nachos And give me some tacos If we ain't got that, then we ain't got much and we ain't got nacos, nacos...
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-01 23:14:38		 YET ANOTHER SONG-FIC!
Drakken (playing guitar, very well, I might add): I am the question to the world, Not an answer to the earth, Or a moment that's held in your arms. And what do you think you'd ever say? I wont listen anyway. You don't know me and, I'll never be what you want me to be. And what do you think you'd understand, I'm a boy no, I'm a man. You can take me and throw me away, And how can you learn whats never shown. Yeah you stand here on your own. They don't know me, Cause I'm not here. And I wanna moment to be real, Wanna touch things I dont feel, Wanna hold on and feel I belong. And how can the world want me to change? They're the ones that stay the same. They dont know me, Cause im not here. And you see the things they never see, All you wanted I could be. Now you know me and I'm not afraid. And I wanna tell you who i am, Can you help be a man? They can break me as long as I know who I am. And I wanna moment to be real, Wanna touch things I dont feel, Wanna hold on and feel I belong. And how can the world want me to change? They're the ones that stay the same. They can't see me, but I'm still here. They can't tell me who to be, Cause I'm not what they see. Yeah the world is still sleeping, While I keep dreamin for me. And their words are just whispers, And lies I'll never believe. And I wanna moment to be real, Wanna touch things I dont feel, Wanna hold on and feel I belong. And how can they say I never change? They're the ones that stay the same. I'm the one now, Cause I'm still here. I'm the one, Cause I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here. (Kim and Ron walk off.) Ron: KP? Kim: Yeah, Ron? Ron: Does this mean we won't be able to get rid of Drakken? Kim: Oy.
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-02 16:38:03		 And now, a song (Please don't flame if you think it's stupid)
Shego- I'd be rocking with the dinos Swinging with the rhinos I'd de-villainize this cave in a minute Shego, they would sing 'Cause I would be the king of kings I would love this world without you in it! If I didn't have you! Drakken: If you didn't have me? Shego: If I didn't have you! Drakken: Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh? Both: Oh, what I could be if there was only me! Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you! Kim: Stop bickering and get your act together. Devon: Act? Did someone say act? I can act! If only I can do this, from her, apart My career would be of the arts I'd be the star of all you're not You'd be the half that the whole world forgot! If I didn't have you! Shego: I should be so lucky! Drakken: If I didn't have you! Shego: Oh, wait! You'd be dead! Both: Oh, what I could be if there was only me! Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you! Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you! Drakken: Trapped! Aah! Trapped! Shego: I've been stuck here with you for who-knows how long 'cause of that contract! Drakken: Oh dear, it's learned to count. Shego: If you'd got me a good lawyer I would have split a long time ago. Drakken: Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted! Shego Oh? Where do you usually go? I'd storm outta here like a blizzard! Drakken: I'd be one high-flying wizard! You'd be nothing without me! You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be! Shego: I'm so tired of your nagging! Drakken: And I'm so tired of your bragging! Shego: I'd be rocking with the dinos Drakken: If only I can do this, from her, apart Shego: Swinging with the rhinos I'd de-villainize this cave in a minute Drakken: My career would be the arts Shego: Shego, they would sing Drakken: I'd be the star of all you're not Shego: 'Cause I would be the king of king Both: I would love this world without you in it! If I didn't have you! Background Voices: If I didn't have you! Both: If I didn't have you! Background Voices: If I didn't have you! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Drakken: This way! Let me lead! Background Voices: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Shego: No, this way, twinkletoes! Both: Life could be so sweet if I didn't have him/her to defeat! What I'd do if I didn't have you! Drakken: I got you, babe! Both: Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you! Well, if I didn't, oh, if I didn't, have you! Shego: Thank you very much! Drakken: Thank you very much! Shego: Thank you! Drakken: Drakken has left the building! Shego: Ah, you've never sung before have you?
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-03 12:12:01		 And now, a song (Please don't flame if you think it's stupid)
Male Singer (MS through song): Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Background Singer (BS through song): Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Various shots of animals raising their heads at the sunrise: rhinos, antelope, a cheetah, meerkats, storks...{} MS: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba BS: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama MS: Siyo Nqoba BS: Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Se-to-kwa!) Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Asana) Ing