The KP Fan Club

( Fun with Viewer Comments )


[ As seen in the "Viewer Comments" for "Kim Possible" at TV Tome.]

Retribution


2003-01-24 00:52:56		 The KP Fan Club.
Ruggaphile: Order! Order! The first meeting of the KP Fan Club has officially started. Take your seats. Today, we will discuss the money from the fundraiser and what we should use it on. jedigirl raises her hand. Ruggaphile: Sorry jedigirl, but those lightsabers were too dangerous. We had to remove them from the inventory. jedigirl lowers her hand, looking dejected. Dr. Veeken's hand shoots up. Ruggaphile: Sorry, Vee. The lions ran away. nachonaco's hand goes up. Ruggaphile: Noone wanted Will Friedle's autographed pictures. We made squat off them. Tears well in nachonaco's eyes. KP Rocks: Did you guys advertise my site? Everyone: We don't do free advertising. KP Rocks: Humph! comicGenious: What about my mermaid spoof? Ruggaphile: They made around $1300. We sold 127 copies. We made bundles off the of Song spoofs though. Around $7,000 if I do recall. Bon-diggety-dansah! raises his hand. Ruggaphile: They loved "Dance Steps for Dummies", BDD. It grossed about $1850. I enjoyed the can-can steps. Does this little dance. rufus1thefight: So Ruggaphile, what would you say the fundraiser was so far? Ruggaphile: A huge success. Caligo: Really? Ruggaphile: Yes. KimFan4Life: How much did we make off the fundraiser? Ruggaphile: $5,216,988.88 StopRonnable whistles. InvaderSkidlebop: Damn! How'd we get that much? Retribution: If the storm- Everyone else except Ruggaphile: Shut up! Ruggaphile: Let him continue guys? Everyone except Retribution: What?! Ruggaphile: His "Oneliners and Proverbs: KP Style!" series scored $5,206,838.88. Everyone except Retribution: WHAT?! Ruggaphile: They loved "A hard thing about business is minding your own." Everyone is frozen in a state of shock. comicGenious and Bon-Diggety-Dansah! faint. Retribution: Just play it cool, boy. Real cool... Signing Off.
rons_gurl


2003-01-24 01:33:22		 Very sad!!!
Was I invited to the KP Fan Club Meeting??? I wanna be there too. (cries) Okay so I'm being childish for a 20 year old. I don't care!!!! <tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td width="15%" valign="top"> <a href="/tvtome/servlet/UserProfile/userid-102858"> comicGenious</a><br> <br><br> 2003-01-24 07:19:09</td><td width="85%" valign="top"> <b>Re: The KP Fan Club</b><br> <xmp>How much did my "Unseen Scenes" make?
jedigirl


2003-01-24 09:47:29		 Re: KP Fanclub
Retribution, I have 4 words for you - You're good. Very good. I had no idea we hauled down the bucks like that! Anyone wanna contribute some of that dough to my college fund? ;)
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-24 17:17:58		 To: StopRonnable and rons_gurl
Don't feel bad. I've been on the board a long time, and that "KP Fan Club" post was the first time I've ever been written into a story... *tear rolls down cheek* ...and nobody ever welcomed me when I first came on the board...*sniffle*... Oh, well! Life goes on! :)
Retribution


2003-01-24 18:39:32		 KP Fan Club.
Sorry if I missed anyone, there's too many people to keep track of. Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-01-25 21:46:56		 The KP Fan Club
Ruggaphile: Ok, settle down guys. Our meeting is in session. Since we make over 5 mil., we gotta decide what to use it on. Any ideas? jedigirl: My college fund needs some love... Ruggaphile: How much is it? jedigirl: $50k a year. Ruggaphile: Granted. jedigirl: YES! YES! YES! Retribution: Let's start a new company. I'm thinking along the lines of "Spoofers Inc. of America". We got songs and stories. comicGenious: Remember to add, "Disclaimer: All insanity caused by this program is not our fault. You are the ones who bought our merchandise so you have brought this terrible pain and anguish upon yourselves." Retribution: I guess it isn't such a good idea after all... nachonaco: I HAVE AN IDEA! Let's kidnap Will Friedle! rons_gurl: Great idea naco! They we'll auction all of his stuff on e-bay! live2swim: Can I get a refund for my membership card? Ruggaphile: Sorry Double N and RG, I want to stay legit. MINI GUN: I GUNA UZE THE MONY TO BUY NUKES AND MINI GUNS AND MECHIN GUNZ TO BLW UP AL THE JURKWEDS ABD SKUMBAGS THAT LIK LIZZE! Ruggaphile: How did you get in here?! rufus1thefight: I think our first order of business is to buy a reliable alarm system. Ruggaphile: Granted. Double N, get the police will you? Please and thank you nachonaco: Done and done. Retribution: I have an idea! PROVERB WORLD! We'll have proverbs at the front door and proverbs in the food and proverbs in the games and rides and clothes and water bottles and a Proverbs through the ages section! Nobody talks or responds. Crickets start chirping. Ruggaphile: I think you've let the bestseller go to your head, Ret. Bon-diggety-dansah!: I know, LET'S BUILD MIDDLETON LAND! Everyone: OF COURSE! Retribution: AND WE CAN HAVE PROVERBS AT THE FRONT DOOR! Once again, crickets start chirping. Ruggaphile: Er... O....K.... How bad could it be, we got this far. So it's decided. We spend the money on jedigirl's college fund and the building of Middleton Land. *bangs gavel* Meeting over. Signing Off.
nachonaco


2003-01-25 22:04:37		 Meeting
naco: OOH! I can use 5 mil of it to get brain surgery done on Will Friedle and then HE WILL LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! (cackle) Everyone: Heh, no. naco: Can we at least have a Will Friedle-related attraction in Middleton Land? Rugg: We do. naco: By the way, how'd we get this meeting room? (Michael Eisner bursts in with those two guys from the Proud Family in the Romeo and Juliet episode.) Eisner: Moose! Rocco! Release those buffoons! naco: (dragged away) NOOO! WILL STILL AIN'T MINEEEEE! jedi: NOOOO! I must see the newest Star Wars movie! Retribution: NOOOO! There are so many proverbs I haven't done! naco: NOOOO! I'll have to listen to that for forty yeaaaars! Rugg: I still haven't met Paul Rugg! All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MINI GUN: (Walks in) HELLO HELLO HELLO/
Retribution


2003-01-26 01:58:04		 The KP Fan Club
The scene is in a jail. All members of the KP Fan Club are in a huge prison cell. KPC: Why are we here? Ruggaphile: I have no idea, NN's the one who wrote us into here. Everyone glares at nachonaco. nachonaco: Don't look at me. It was in an alternate reality. Racky: How are we going to break out of here? Retribution: In order to break out of prison, you must first realize that you are locked up. InvaderSkidlebop: Hello! Are you blind? Can you see the bars? Can you hear the cries of anguish?! Can you smell the. *sniff sniff* Ewww!!! Drakken Darling: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I WANT OUT! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE! *starts sobbing* KimFan4Life: Get ahold of yourself man! We're only gonna experiance excruciating pain before we die. comicGenious: Why don't we get Will Du to bust us out? Retribution: Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it. jedigirl: I'll use the jedi mind-wipe to knock out the guards! TidalWav: News flash! This isn't "Attack of the Clones"! jedigirl: You're absolutely right! It's more like "The Return of the Jedi." Bon-diggety-dansah!: jedigirl, this isn't a movie. You don't really have mind tricks. comicGenious: And you're not a jedi. jedigirl: You want a piece of this?! Let's get it on! Round three! No holds barred! *draws a lightsaber and activates it* comicGenious draws his own lightsaber. comicGenious: The force is strong with this one. Ruggaphile: You guys had lightsabers and you didn't tell us?! comicGenious and jedigirl: Yeah. Your point is? Ruggaphile: You can cut us out! comicGenious and jedigirl: Oh yeah... Ruggaphile: Then do it! jedigirl: But... Everyone except jedigirl and comicGenious: JUST CUT US OUT! jedigirl: Fine! Be that way! *cuts a hold in the wall and they all escape* Bon-diggety-dansah!: Oops! I forgot to tell you guys about my laser drill when we were in the jail! Everyone except Bon-diggety-dansah!: You had a laser drill?! Bon-diggety-dansah!: Yeah... Everyone except Bon-diggety-dansah!: Argh! Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-26 03:20:49		 The KP Fan Club: Eisner Strikes Back
comicGenious (to BDD): I can't believe you didn't tell us you had a laser drill! Bon-diggety-dansah!: I don't have it with me! You know how big those things are? I may be wearing cargo pants with huge pockets, but that doesn't mean-- (pulls laser drill out of pocket) Bon-diggety-dansah!: Huh! Well, I'll be... nachonaco: Come on, let's go. (Everybody is about to go through the hole when a shadowy shape appears in the way. It is Eisner!) Eisner: You're not going anywhere! We want that five million dollars! We'll spend it on every other show except Kim Possible! HAHAHAHA!!! jedigirl: Over my dead body! Eisner: That can be arranged. (Eisner pulls out his double-bladed light saber. Jedigirl and comicGenious stand their ground.) comicGenious (to BDD): Use your laser drill to cut another way out of here. We'll take care of Eisner! (As BDD slices another hole, comicGenious and jedigirl clash with Eisner. The streaking blue, green, and red blades create a dazzling light show. John Williams' "Duel of the Fates" soundtrack music begins playing. Eisner blocks a strike by comicGenious, and then hits him with a fierce backhand that knocks comicGenious away. It is one-on one. jedigirl continues her assault. One swift move by Eisner and her lightsaber is knocked away. She is defenseless.) Eisner: Before you meet your doom, I think you should know one thing... ...I am your father! jedigirl: Noooooo! (Sorry, I get a little weird on Saturday nights.)
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-26 03:40:52		 Whoops.
That's what happens when you're tired. You don't read everything thoroughly. Retribution had wrote that we already escaped. I had missed that and thought in the story we had just cut the hole and hadn't escaped yet.
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-01-26 17:17:54		 Re: The KP Fan Club
I feel so flattered that you put me in that skit... thank you Retribution...^_^
Racky


2003-01-26 17:32:01		 Re: KP Fan Club
Yeah, me too, me too! It really was cool of you to include me also! Feeling very loved right now. Signing off.
rons_gurl


2003-01-26 20:13:40		 KP Fanclub
Okay first of all much thanks for putting me in there, however there is one slight problem with it. I am not obsessed with Will Fridle. For all I care NN can have him. My deal is to capture the "essential Ronness" in a chick character. I don't know if that makes any sense, but oh well. to: NN Good luck. MAybe one day Will, will be yours.
Retribution


2003-01-27 23:24:24		 The KP Fan Club
Ruggaphile: We've escaped from Eisner's jail but we're not out of the frying pan yet. Any ideas of where we should go? jedigirl: Coruscant! rufus1thefight: jedigirl, it doesn't exist. InvaderSkidlebop: Neither does Tatooine. Racky: Or Naboo... comicGenious: And you're not a jedi... jedigirl activates her lightsaber. jedigirl: Round four, CG! Right here! Right now! comicGenious also activates a lightsaber. comicGenious: I shall delight in carving out your heart! The two start fighting. Again. KPC: Well anyways... How about we go underground. rons_gurl: I'm not sure if that'll work... We'll need a REALLY big shovel. Katieqk: We have 5 mil. How much could a big shovel cost? Dr. Veeken: Giant gardening supplies cost a lot these days. I'd say around seven mil. StopRonnable: How about up a tree? Bon-diggety-dansah!: A tree house! Of course! Why didn't I think of that? KimFan4Life: You were too busy making a lser drill... Retribution: To climb a tree, you must first acknowledge your readiness. TidalWav: I think we're all ready. Ruggaphile: I haven't been up a tree for years... Its perfect! live2swim: Let's get started right away! Eisner, MINI GUN, and a bunch of goons break into the secret clubhouse. Eisner: Hand over the 5 mil.! MINI GUN: YA, OR WE BLW YU SKUMBAGZ TA LIDTLE BITZ! MINI GUN whips out a mini gun. Bon-diggety-dansah! pulls out his laser drill. ComicGenious and jedigirl stop their fight and jump to Bon-diggety- dansah!. Invader Skidlebop whips out a book?! IvaderSkidlebop: Everyone put on your earplugs! I'm going to read "1000 Rejected Proverbs To Annoy Your Friends." by Retribution. Retribution winks at InvaderSkidlebop. Everyone puts on their earplugs. InvaderSkidlebop: Eggs are round! Their like the earth except more pointed. Eisner, MINI GUN, and the goons: AHHH! InvaderSkidlebop: Everyone wants to be loved. Even mean people! Eisner, MINI GUN, and the goons: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! InvaderSkidlebop: Everybody likes hugs! That's why Barney is so popular! Eisner, MINI GUN, and the goons: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IvaderSkidlebop: Always say that a girl looks pretty, even if their face is a result of their neck throwing up. Eisner, MINI GUN, and the goons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They pass out from screaming too much. InvaderSkidlebop takes off his earphones. InvaderSkidlebop: That's a wrap. Let's get out of here. Everyone except InvaderSkidlebop: Huh? InvaderSkidlebop: Never mind... Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-01-28 19:35:45		 The KP Fan Club Episode 6
The club members stare at the new treehouse. It was BIG, no bigger then that! We're talking whales and elephants as jewelry big. Racky: Wow... Its so beautiful... live2swim: Must... have... meeting... Retribution: Why is there a missle launcher on the roof? rufus1thefight: It was so big and shiny that I couldn't resist ordering one... Ruggaphile: Skidle, did you remember to order a bridge? InvaderSkidlebop: DOH! Ruggaphile: Then how are we gonna get up? InvaderSkidlebop: Just, climb I guess... KPC: We won't make it, have you ever tried climbing a 2000 year old redwood tree? Katieqk: It's so high... rons_gurl: I know... jedigirl; I'll use the force to pull up up! KimFan4Life: That's impossible. TidalWav: Ya, you don't have enought midi-chlorians... comicGenious: And you're not a jedi... jedigirl: Round five! Let's go! *activates green lightsaber* comicGenious: Do you think you can destroy me?! I am destruction itself!!! They start another duel. Dr. Veeken: I guess we'll have to climb it... Ruggaphile: I guess you're right. StopRonnable: Uless jedigirl really has the Force on her side... Everyone except jedigirl and comicGenious: Hmmm... Nah! The fans start climbing up. They tie up jedigirl and comicGenious and haul them up. One year later... Ruggaphile: We finally made it! Bon-diggety-dansah!: Hallelujah... Eisner is on the top with MINI GUN and some goons. Again. Eisner: You will regret coming here... Retribution: You can't stop me... Marduk, er... Eisner! Everyone gives a confused look. Retribution: Its a Sacrifice thing. Suddenly, a missle hits Eisner and his group and they fall off the tree. rufus1thefight is holding a remote controll for the missile launcher he ordered. rufus1thefight: BOO YAH BABY! Signing Off.
nachonaco


2003-01-28 19:51:04		 Fan Club 7
(naco has spread photos of Will Friedle all over the treehouse.) Ret: Is that all you brought? naco: Nope! I brought... (large list unrolls. naco reads) naco: A portable DVD player, 49 inch TV, popcorn maker, icee maker (For those of you who don't know what an icee is, I pity you), a TiVo with a Kim Possible season pass, a laptop with KaZaA and cable access...a cattle prod... Ret: What's the cable prod for? (MINI GUN and the other guys appear in the window.) naco: Observe. (Zap.) MINI: NO!@$@%&#@$e#!@$@$%#$%r@#w$@#$23424 Mechguy: hello hello hello hello hello naco: Anyway, I brought a George Foreman grill, a playstation, and a GBA with ROMF. We can take turns every two minutes. (Everyone scrambles to get the only GBA within a 40 mile radius) naco: Uh, uh! Mine! (Everyone backs off.) naco: Good KP freaks! (Will Friedle appears, being chased by rabid pit bulls. Ret sticks head out of entrance.) Will: Hey, you're the guys from the KP boards, ain't ya? Ret: Does a tree have sap? Will: That crazy nachonaco isn't up there...are they? naco: (quietly) Say no! Say no! Ret: (lies) No. Will: Oh, thank goodness! (Will climbs up, only to find naco. Will screams and jumps back to the pit bulls. A cell phone rings the KP theme, coming from jedi's pocket.) naco: Aight, who's butt is ringing? (Everyone stares) naco: What? (jedi answers) jedi: Yeah, k. Bye! Everyone 'cept jedi: WHAT?! jedi: WE'RE GOING TO BE ON KP! Will: (in background) not naco! jedi: All of us! Will: Oh no! (I'll write the recording later.)
jedigirl


2003-01-28 21:03:53		 KP Parodies, my Jedi-ness, and my Twin
To everyone: This stuff y'all have been coming up with is great! And Retribution, you must have some Force powers of your own, since you *accurately* said I have a green lightsaber . . . (for you folks who are new to the board or the parody thing, I know I'm not a Jedi for real, the authors just use it because it's a really funny plot point. It's OK y'all, I think it's great! Keep it up! And I really DO have a green toy lightsaber.) No, by day, I'm just a mild-mannered, hardworking college student, and by night . . . I'm a CRIME-FIGHTING JEDI! hehehe just kidding!
live2swim


2003-01-28 21:32:49
To Retribution: Thanks for including me in the KP fan club stuff. I'm honored.
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-28 22:10:40		 More Clubhouse stuff . . .
(Veeken is standing guard at the clubhouse. comicGenious walks up behind her.) Veeken: Hey, cG. comicGenious: Hey, Veeken, what'cha doing? Veeken: Keeping a lookout for MiniGun and his goons, various baddies, Bonnnie- comicGenious: Bonnie? Veeken: Yeah, we need to keep the location of the treehouse semi-secret, so no one finds us. Bonnie might rat us out. (rufus1thefight is installing the bridge he finally ordered.) rufus1thefight: Easy, now. Yeah, just sqeal all you want, I got ya . . . comicGenious: Oh. Say, do you see something? Out there in the distance. (points) See it? Veeken: I'll check. (looks through binoculars) OH MY GOD! Ruggaphile: What? WHAT? Veeken: I'm gonna need to clean these binoculars once. Now, (looks through another pair of binoculars) OH MY GOD! Ruggaphile: WHAT IS IT FOR PETE'S SAKE? Veeken: It's Drakken! comicGenious: Are you sure? Veeken: I'm sure of it. 'Ol Scarface is right down there. We'd better go route him off. cG, Ruggaphile, are you with me? Ruggaphile: All the way. comicGenious: Nothin's gonna stop us. I'll go get jedigirl and we'll go see what he's up to. (Veeken, comicGenius, Ruggaphile, and jedigirl are on horses, riding towards where Drakken is approaching. A short distance away, they stop, and Veeken checks her binoculars again.) Veeken: It appears he's in some sort of trouble. Pain, perhaps? jedigirl: It may be, but approach with caution, because we all know what we're dealing with. (others nod in agreement) (They approach Drakken a little further. They stop, and Veeken checks her binoculars again.) Veeken: It really does look like he's in pain. Should we check it out? comicGenious: We should, so we can find out what's going on. (They ride again, and finally reach where Drakken is approaching the treehouse. Drakken is in extreme pain, his clothes are ripped in many places, and there are several wounds with blood. YES, blood.) Veeken: OH MY GOD! Drakken, speak to me! What happened? Drakken (coughing, having a hard time breathing): Kim Possible . . . (painful breath of air) Ambush . . . (Drakken collapses in pain.) jedigirl: NO! What did you make out of that, Veeken? Veeken: I got "Kim Possible" and "Ambush". Do you think we should help him? Ruggaphile: First, we have to make sure he's not lying. (Walks up to Drakken, takes out cotton swab, takes sample of blood, pulls out Kimmunicator, and puts blood on slide) live2swim? I'm sending you a blood sample from Drakken. Check to make sure if it's real or not. live2swim: Nice. (types on computer) It definitely is real. Veeken: OH, GOD! jedigirl: Are you afraid of blood? Veeken: No! I'm just worried for Drakken. jedigirl: But, why-Forget it. I'll ask later. live2swim: What happened to him? Ruggaphile: He said "Kim Possible" and "ambush". Then he collapsed. live2swim: What would Kim Possible have to do with an ambush? comicGenious: We'll ask him when we get there. (pulls Drakken up on horse) Veeken: I guess. (Everyone rides back to the tree house.) To be Continued (by me only) . . . Why is Drakken in such pain? What does Kim Possible have to do with an ambush? What do the words "Kim Possible" and "ambush" mean? Why is the internet so slow when it is supposedly "instant"? These questions will be answered in the next post on this board by me.
Retribution


2003-01-29 00:18:34		 The KP Fan Club.
To Dr Veeken: I respect your wishes to continue your episode by yourself. I also hate it when someone screws up the storyline I was building up. The KP Fan Club Everyone: We're going to be on TV!!! YAH!!! Bon-diggety-dansah! hands out "Dance Steps for Dummies." Everyone goes to their favorite dance and does it. Kim: Uh guys... You're on the air. Ruggaphile composes himself. Ruggaphile: Oh yes. Hi everyone. Welcome to our humble treehouse in the redwood forest that is no longer secret because we are on T.V. rufus1thefight: OK! Back it up! Dr. Veeken: rufus, what's going on? rufus1thefight: I ordered some new weapons. Here we have a piranha pool, self-activating lasers, spinning tops of doom, the usual. After all, our teehouse isn't so secret anymore. Retribution walks in the room. Kim: Hey, Retribution! So you're the author of "Oneliners and Proverbs: KP Syle!"! I liked them. Retribution: Cool. Kim: Why don't you say one of them right now. Retribution: Ummm. Okay. Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with experience. Ron: Boo yah! Kim laughs. Kim: Okay, BDD, they say that you're the crazy one. What's it like being insane? Bon-diggety-dansah!: It's not that bad... A broken mind really helps on the boards! Kim: So not the drama. Ruggaphile, tell us about yourself. Ruggaphile: I'm the editor of the TV Tome Kim Possible Boards. Kim: Cool. jedigirl, tell us about yourself. jedigirl: I like Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I'm a jedi and I have a green lightsaber. comicGenious: You're not a jedi... jedigirl: BRING IT ON!!! *activates her green lightsaber* comicGenious: For wisdom and justice! *activates his blue lightsaber* They begin another fight. Kim: Whoa. Are they always like this? nachonaco: Pretty much. Kim: Tell our television veiwers about yourself, nachonaco. nachonaco: Will Friedle WILL BE MINE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kim: Oooook. Don't go anywhere, viewers! We'll be back with more "KP Special Edition: Behind the TV Tome Boards" after this commercial break. Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-29 00:32:45		 I'M THE CRAZY ONE?!?!
I'm crazy?! Me?! Crazy?! Why I oughta...!!! Hold on. My six-foot tall, polka-dot, bunny rabbit friend wants to tell me something...
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-29 08:32:40		 Here's more of the story! (It'sstarting to turn into a musical, or so it seems.)
(Back at the treehouse, Veeken is watching the savanna surrounding the treehouse. jedigirl approaches from behind.) jedigirl: Say, Veeken? Veeken: Yes? jedigirl: I was wondering what you meant by "I'm just worried for Drakken". I mean Drakken's a villain, you're a TV Tomer, you would never make it together. Veeken: You wouldn't get it. You don't feel the way I do about him. To you, he's just another villain, but to me- (sigh) You treat him like some animal, you don't think he's human, like me or you. But I do. jedigirl: No one is an animal. Everyone has a spirit, feelings, a sense of purpose. Veeken: Ya know, I kinda expected that from Ret. jedigirl: Yeah, he would say something like that. But why stick up for Drakken? Veeken: I just want to give him a fighting chance, for once in his life. It just seems like Kim has too much prejudice against him. But I don't. We should just all take a step back and look at certain things from a distance . . . (starts singing) From a distance The world looks blue and green And the snow capped mountains white From a distance The ocean meets the stream And the eagle takes to flight From a distance There is harmony And it echoes through the land Its the voice of hope Its the voice of peace Its the voice of every man From a distance We all have enough And no one is in need And there are no guns, no bombs and no disease No hungry mouths to feed From a Distance We are instruments Marching in a common band Playing songs of hope Playing songs of peace They are the songs of every man From a distance There is harmony And it echoes through the land Its the voice of hope Its the voice of peace Its the voice of every man God is watching us God is watching us God is watching us From a distance jedigirl: Yes, but I don't know if we can trust him. Veeken (spoken): Well, that's the kind of prejudice I'd expect from Kim. From a distance You look like my friend Even though we are at war From a distance I just cannot comprehend What all this fightings for From a distance There is harmony And it echoes through the land And its the hope of hopes Its the love of loves Its the heart of every man From a distance There is harmony And it echoes through the land Its the voice of hope Its the voice of peace Its the voice of every man jedigirl: So you think we can trust him? Veeken: I know it. Ret: What's going on here? Veeken: We were just talking about Drakken, and- Ret: Well, I wanted to talk to you, Veeken. (Veeken and Ret. walk off.) So, I hear you actually think Drakken can be trusted for once. Just remember, we are all part of the great Circle- Veeken: Circle of Life, I know. I saw the movie. Ret: Exactly, and you need to be careful. You need to keep the peace- Veeken: But what if I don't want to? It's no fun. Ret: That's like saying you don't want to be human. It's in your blood, as I am. We are part of each other. (sung)As you go through life you'll see There is so much that we Don't understand And the only thing we know Is things don't always go The way we planned But you'll see every day That we'll never turn away When it seems all your dreams come undone We will stand by your side Filled with hope and filled with pride We are more than we are We are one Chorus: Family, family. We are one. Family, family. We are one. Veeken: If there's so much I must be Can I still just be me The way I am? Can I trust in my own heart Or am I just one part Of some big plan? Ret: Even those who are gone Are with us as we go on Your journey has only begun Tears of pain, tears of joy One thing nothing can destroy Is our pride, deep inside We are one Chorus: Family, family. We are one. Family, family. We are one. Ret: We are one, you and I We are like the earth and sky One family under the sun All the wisdom to lead All the courage that you need You will find when you see We are one Ret (spoken): As long as you live here, it's who you are. You'll understand someday. (Ret walks off.) (A bird flutters by Veeken, circles, and flies off over the treehouse into the sun. She looks sadly thoughtful for a second, and then turns to face the sun. Sitting down, she looks at the ground for a second, but then looks towards the sun. Fade to black.)
StopRonnable


2003-01-29 15:40:48		 Wowi! I was in a KP Fanclub post!
Cool! (is happy crazy)
Retribution


2003-01-30 00:18:10		 The KP Fan Club
Kim: So, BDD. Ruggaphile tells us you're not really insane. Tell us more about yourself. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Hold on... My six-foot tall, polka- dot, bunny rabbit friend wants to tell me something... Everyone except BDD cracks up. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Don't laugh at Chester! He has feeling too, ya'know. Everyone except BDD starts laughing even louder. live2swim: CAN'T. *HA HA* BREATHE! *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Kim: Er... Ok. Well, that concludes this "Behind the Boards" special edition. We'll be taking our leave now. The crew and Kim board a helicoptor to fly down. nachonaco spots Will Friedle in the helicoptor. nachonaco: WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! nachonaco grabs on to the landing rails of the helicoptor. nachonaco: WILL WILL BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNE!!! comicGenious: Get down from there nachonaco!!! cG grabs on to nachonaco's legs but is pulled up higher. comicGenious: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Bon-diggety-dansah!: DON'T WORRY CG! I'LL SAVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BDD grabs on to cG but is lifted higher beacause of the helicoptor. The helicoptor starts flying away with the trio under it clinging for dear life. Retribution: Someone do something! rufus1thefight: Don't worry. I'll knock'em outta' the sky. Retribution: NO! Lay back rufus. Retribution jumps and clings to BDD's legs. nachonaco: Retribution, shimmy up the cable and stop the chopper! Retribution: You shimmy! You're closer! nachonaco: have you seen me shimmy? It's not pretty... I can't hold on! I have to let go! Everyone except nachonaco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO *everyone inhales* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Narrator: nachonaco lets go of the rope and they all fall to their doom... Or do they? Remember, nobody dies in this story. They just get REALLY BIG boo-boos. Scene cuts to a huge bruise on BDD's leg. Narrator: See what I mean? comicGenious: Great, we're lost! Now what are we going to do? Bon-diggety-dansah!: I don't know... I guess we can try to get back to the treehouse. Everyone sighs. Everyone (thinking): This is gonna be a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG day... Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-30 14:31:55		 To: Retribution
His name's Harvey, not Chester. Anybody see that movie? It's a great old movie starring Jimmy Stewart as a man who says he has a six foot, three and a half inch rabbit as his best friend named Harvey who only he can see. Everyone thinks he's insane, until some, even the director of a mental institution, begin seeing Harvey. Wasn't polka-dot, though.
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-30 17:16:58		 About this line . . .
Narrator: nachonaco lets go of the rope and they all fall to their doom... Or do they? Remember, nobody dies in this story. They just get REALLY BIG boo-boos. That's a parody on a line from "George of the Jungle" (the live version), I think.
Retribution


2003-01-30 18:36:37		 The KP Fan Club
To Dr. Veeken: Yes, I did use that line from George of the Jungle. The KP Fan Club Retribution: We've been walking in circles! Bon-diggety-dansah!: How do you know? Retribution points to a lump of deer turd on a log. Retribution: I've been using that as a marker. nachonaco: Eww! comicGenious: We wouldn't be here if you didn't try to get to Will Friedle... nachonaco: Are you saying it's MY fault? comicGenious: Pretty much. nachonaco activates a green lightsaber. nachonaco: You wanna make something of it? Bon-diggety-dansah: Isn't that jedigirls lightsaber...? The scene cuts to the treehouse where jedigirl is tossing things around, frantically searching for something. jedigirl: WHERE'S MY LIGHTSABER???! The scene goes back to the bowels of the redwood forest. comicGenious activates his blue lightsaber. comicGenious: BRING IT ON!!! nachonaco and comicGenious get into a lightsaber duel. Retribution: Guys, stop! I think I hear a car! A huge truck winds through the forest. Everyone: We're saved! The truck hits a tree and breaks down. Everyone: Awww... Price Wally and his dad come out. Wally: Is this the KP Fan Club? Bon-diggety-dansah!: Sort of... Wally: Can I join? Everyone except Wally:... nachonaco: You have to see Ruggaphile first. comicGenious: And we're lost... Wally: Then we shall tag along with you. Retribution: Fine. The sun rises and dawn comes. The group approach a rickety old bridge. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Cross very slowing... Wally walks across. Wally: I was on a bridge like this in Maui. It was sturdy as a rock. Wally starts swinging on the bridge back and forth. The momentun knows comicGenious off. comicGenious: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Retribution, nachonaco, and Bon-diggety-dansah!: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Narrator: Don't worry. Nobody dies, they just get shaken up. Don't attempt the scene, for it was performed by a trained professional. The scene goes to a HUGE bruise on comicGenious's leg. He starts talking to Bon-diggety-dansah! Wally (to his father): They're probably saying that I'm the biggest jerk in the world. They're probably thinking of doing something bad and unpleasent to me. comicGenious: Hick-a-bick-a-boo. (Translation: That Wally is the biggest jerk in the world.) Bon-diggety-dansah!: Hoo-sha. (Translation: Let's think of something bad and unpleasent to do to him.) Signing Off.
nachonaco


2003-01-30 18:47:30		 KP Fan Club
(nachonaco, cG, and Ret start talking) naco: Hicca-bicca-boo? Translation: Hey, let's knock the guy off his royal wool socks! cG: You're...different from the rest of us, aren't you? (Sister, Sister line) Retribution: Remember... naco: Shut...your...mouth. Ret: You don't tell me what to do! naco: I do if I've got a Kimmunicator! (starts reaching into pockets, pulls stuff out) Rubber ducky...(sings) You're the one, that makes bath time lotsa fun! Ret: Will you just get through with this? Wally: Hey, I'll give you Will Friedle if you let me join! naco: Done and done! Everyone but Wally, his dad, and naco: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
comicGenious


2003-01-30 21:10:29		 KP Fan Club
(comicGenious, Retribution, nachonaco, Bon-diggety- dansah!, and Prince Wally wander through the jungle. As they walk, comicGenious is suddenly struck by a thought) comicGenious: Wait a second! Didn't we send Wally to the ends of the Earth? Bon-diggety-dansah!: Yeah, we did, didn't we? nachonaco: With DNAmy and the Knights of Rodeghan. Retribution: So what's your point? comicGenious: Well, I'd like to know how he wound up in a tropical rain forest when he was stuck at the ends of the Earth? (They pause and think about this) Retribution: Maybe he thought he was here, and therefore he was. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Shut up! nachonaco: Wait a minute, he might have a point. I mean, we are writing this. It's not like we're in reality. comicGenious: What are you talking about? Of course this is real. nachonaco: You dare to challange me? (nachonaco draws his lightsaber. comicGenious does the same. They begin to battle.) comicGenious: (sighs) It's not the same. (They fight anyway) Bon-diggety-dansah!: Wait a second, if Retribution is right, then there might be a way to get back to the tree house. So, Wally, how did you get here? (Wally shrugs) Bon-diggety-dansah!: Well that was helpful. Retribution: Remember, those who help themselves- Bon-diggety-dansah!: Oh shut up!
jedigirl


2003-01-30 21:20:25
comicGenious misses me? *sniff* I'm touched! Hey, I thought the KP Fanclub treehouse was in the Redwoods, not the tropical rainforest?
nachonaco


2003-01-30 21:42:45		 KP Fan Club
naco: Hey cG? cG: Yeah? naco: I did the math. If we can find the helicopter, we might be able to...(looks at a sign that says Los Angeles, 20 miles ahead)WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! All: We're saved! Go us! Go us! (A limo passes by with license plate of WFRIDLE.) naco: YAY! (jumps on the trunk hood) cG: Another fan lost to Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. (naco runs back) naco: GUYS! I got us a ride! cG: What did you do? naco: I promised Willy that I would stay away from him for a whole week! jedi: That long? naco: Don't remind me. jedi: Ooook. (They get a ride to CCR's house.) naco: This is sooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!
jedigirl


2003-01-30 23:11:55
To: nachonaco Sorry to nitpick, but I din't get lost with the rest of you in the KP Fanclub story. Two reminders that I was not with you, Ret, BDD, and comicGenious (and anyone else that I forgot): 1) nachonaco (you) had my lightsaber, and I was looking for it back at the clubhouse 2) comicGenious has to duel with nachonaco (you) instead, and laments it's not the same as dueling with me Still, it could be my voice (ala Obi-Wan in Star Wars, when he says "Run Luke!" when he's not there). OR, my sister came up with an idea. She thinks I could've been "beamed" there, like in Star Trek. That might also explain how Wally ended up there when he was supposed to have been at the ends of the Earth. But if that were true, why wouldn't y'all have "beamed" back to the clubhouse (aside from the fact that then we would have no story)? Oh well. Still a good installment, though. Keep up the good work!
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-31 01:01:52		 The KP Fan Club:
I agree with jedigirl. We're in a redwood forest, a jungle? Let me go back: Okay, we were in the treehouse in a redwood forest. Double-N grabs onto the helicopter, cG grabs him, I grab cG, Ret grabs me. We're carried a short distance and we fall. We see a sign for Los Angeles so we're still in southern California. Unless we've fallen into the San Diego Zoo, there's no rain forest next to a redwood timberland on any map I've ever seen! jedigirl showed up, but I can just attribute that to a little mistake of assuming she was there, because she always has been. In every story, going back to the Christmas Eve stories, she's been there. Still not sure how Wally showed up. I need an aspirin. Don't take that the wrong way. It's still funny.
KP rocks


2003-01-31 14:03:56		 Kp fan club
where did I go to I jut dissapered I was ther in the very first one but then I wasen't there at all then I didn't get thought them all
nachonaco


2003-01-31 16:40:08		 Fan Club
(kp rocks suddenly falls from the sky, goes through CCR's roof.) naco: Not again!
Retribution


2003-01-31 19:11:11		 The KP Fan Club
The group of lost board members were driven to the base of the treehouse tree by Christy Carlson Romano's limo. Retribution: Thanks again, Christy! comicGenious: And thanks for dropping Wally off. The scene cuts to Wally being dropped from a plane. He lands at the ends of the earth. Again. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Yeah, that was a BIG help. They all turn and are staring at a theme park in the trees! The group members eye each other and go up. Announcer: Welcome to Middleton Land! Bon-diggety-dansah!: Well I'll be damned... How did we come up with more money? Retribution: Easy, I wrote a new book. nachonaco: How do you know? Retribution: They're selling copies right there. *He points to a booth.* comicGenious: Let's go in and have some fun! Everyone: YEAH! Everyone walks to the front desk. comicGenious: We'd like four tickets please. Person selling the tickets: That'll be $120 please. Retribution: But we're the founders of Middleton land! I'm the authore of the Oneliner's and Proverbs series. Bon- diggety-dansah! is the creator. comicGenious is the author of "The Little Mermaid: KP Style" and "Unseen Scenes". nachonaco is well... odd... Person selling the tickets: Get with the rest of the pretenders. *Points to a LONG line with people dressed as comicGenious, nachonaco, Retribution, and Bon-diggety- dansah! and pretending to be like them. Some random guy: The hardest thing about business is minding your own. Retribution: THAT'S MY PHRASE!!! Bon-diggety-dansah!: *sigh* This better be worth the wait. Signing Off.
nachonaco


2003-01-31 19:28:28		 KP Fan Club
naco: (With the enthusiasm of a 3 year old) I wanna do this, and that, and this, and that...(spots a guy in one of those costumes with the impossibly large heads and skinny bodies, dressed like Will Friedle.) YAYYYYYYYYY! Ret: Ooook. naco: Say, where did Rugg go?
jedigirl


2003-01-31 20:08:37
To: Everyone Fanclub's going good! Can't wait to see more of Middleton Land!
Katieqk


2003-01-31 20:31:25		 To Bon-diggety-dansah!:
I loved your bunny rabbit KP meeting post! I laughed so hard!
Katieqk


2003-01-31 20:36:24		 Kim Possible Meeting
Ruggaphile: Alright, folks, now that we're out of that precarious situation (escaping from prison and from numerous treehouse trespassers), we can turn our focus to more important matters; namely, the 5 million dollars at our disposal. InvaderSkidleBop: Theme park! Racky: Yeah! Me too! I agree! Ruggaphile: Anyone got the list of ideas? John: (guilty silence) TidalWav: I found it! Everyone: Yay! Nachonaco: Uh, where's the Will Freidle attraction you guys promised me? (pause) KimFan4Life: New subject! KimStoppable: How about the Kim Possible musical thing? I don't know that much about it yet but what I did read sounded really good. StopRonnable: Does anyone have the songs we thought of? Katieqk: I do! I do! Every single one! I knew we were going to do this so I saved every one. KPC: Uh, Katieqk? Ruggaphile already put them all on a web page. Katieqk: Awwww... oh, well. The-anonymous: Lizzziq maqcir sucaks!!!!!!!!@*% Everyone: GO AWAY, MINI GUN!!! Jedigirl: I think we need to install a special alarm system just for detecting Mini Gun. rons_gurl: Ohmygosh jedigirl I was thinking the same thing! You and me think exactly alike. KP rocks: Nah lets just kick him out Katieqk: Can you imagine life without Mini Gun? Sure, he's annoying, but we talk about him so much - he's almost become part of our (as it was once called) "dysfunctional family." Retribution: Every family tree has its nuts. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Yeah, and it's time to crack down! Bad-diggety-dansah!: I agree wholeheartedly with you, Bon- diggety-dansah. spongeZIMdib: Well, he's not bothering us anymore, and we really need to work on that musical - and the theme park! NachoNaco: Stop! We're missing the part where we get to be on TV! ComicGenious: Hey, we can show my famous Unseen Scenes! rufus1thefight: And make another 5 million dollars! Dr. Veeken: Which we can use to cure Drakken. KPC: Put flash animation on my website. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Dance lessons for the world. NachoNaco: More treehouse stuff - and a really expensive bribe for Will Friedle. Jedigirl: Pay my college fees. live2swim: Mel, they already payed for that. Jedigirl: Well, a StarWars theme dormitory complete with costumes for all my roommates would be nice... Ruggaphile: This isn't wise. None of these things are directly related to Kim Possible, benefit other members, or are useful in our semi-nonexistant virtual Kim Possible treehouse meetings. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Say, that's right. YOU guys are the crazy ones, not me. Retribution: When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained [Mark Twain]. Signing off.
Katieqk


2003-01-31 20:39:23
Thanx to eveyone who included me in their meetings! I tried to include as many people as possible in mine, but I have to admit, it's hard when you don't know people's personalities very well. Well, so long for now! Tell me how you liked my very first Kim Possible meeting {1st written by me, anyways :)}.
Drakken Darling


2003-01-31 20:59:46		 Hey, umm...
It's so strange when everybody's in something execpt for me. Oh well, I'll live.
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-31 21:05:57		 HEY!!
IS EVERYONE MOCKING ME?! (Aside from the OBVIOUS.)
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-31 21:09:14		 To katieqk
Welcome back. You were missed. Your meeting idea was great! You did a good job of including a lot of people. I like how you sorta made fun of yourself with the "the_anonymous" character. I'm glad I made you laugh with the bunny rabbit post... ...Harvey says he's glad too. That's his name!
Retribution


2003-01-31 21:11:40		 To Katieqk:
There's a problem with your meeting. I, nachonaco, comicGenious, and Bon-diggety-dansah! aren't there. The park is already built. We have more than five mil because of my new bestseller. And you guys are looking for us. Sorry, didn't mean to nitpick. Signing Off.
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-01-31 21:37:04		 Been Gone
Sorry I haven't posted in a long time... I've got this big project for school I'm working on. But I feel so flattered that everyone is putting me in their little stories. ^_^ Thank you everyone! Have a good night.
Dr. Veeken


2003-01-31 22:49:02		 EVEN MORE TREEHOUSE STUFF! (From where we left off)
Drakken: Hmmm, I wonder where I am. (Drakken is up and exploring the treehouse. He comes upon cG and jedigirl having a fight with lightsabers. He charges in.) Drakken: YAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (jedigirl and cG step aside just in time. He rams into a wall, HARD.) Veeken (walking in/speaking loudly): What's going on here? (Drakken jumps up and lands on the top of the SHORT wall, and stares at Veeken for a moment.) Drakken: What a strange little creature you are. (Veeken sighs out of relief.) Drakken (tipping backwards): Oop, gravity works. (He falls, but lands on top of StopRonnable.) SR: JEEZ! WHO'S THE WISE GUY WHO DROPPED A BRICK? (Drakken looks around.) Drakken: Sorry! Veeken: Are you, (tries not to laugh), okay? Drakken: Aside from the fact that I fell off a wall onto some guy named-(to StopRonnable)-What's your name? SR: StopRonnable. Drakken: StopRonnable and-er, who are you, anyway? (jedigirl, comicGenious, rons_gurl, and Retribution all walk up.) Veeken: Oh, I'm Dr. Veeken, but everyone just calls me Veeken, or Vee for short. This is (pointing to jedigirl, then rons_gurl, then comicGenious, then retribution) jedigirl, rons_gurl, comicGenious, who everyone calls cG, Retribution, who everyone calls Ret, and I see you've already met StopRonnable. Drakken: Sorry about falling on you. SR: No problem. Veeken: I see you've finally recovered. Drakken: Yes, and I-What happened? I remember running towards your treehouse, even though I was in pain, then I remembered Veeken asking me what happened, then me trying to tell you what happened, then I passed out, so I don't really know what happened. Veeken: Well, er, Ret? You wanna explain what happened after Drakken passed out? I'm not really up to explaining it right now. Retribution: Well, after you passed out, we took you to the treehouse, and brought you up to the infirmary. Drakken: So that's where I was when I woke up. Retribution: Exactly. jedigirl, you were the one checking Drakken's wounds, so, er, you tell him what happened to him. jedigirl: Well, there were numerous small flesh wounds on the actual body, but none were deep. We were able to use a special potion that healed the wounds in about an hour. Veeken: But, what we want to know is: How did you get in such a mess? I mean with the blood, I mean, er-(smiles sheepishly) Drakken: Well, (clears throat) I was born- rons_gurl: OY! Not that! The other story. Drakken (embarassed): Oh. Well,- jedigirl: Wait! Drakken (irritated): You'd better have a good reason why you interrupted me. jedigirl: Ruggaphile and the others might want to hear what happened. Drakken (curious): Ruggaphile and the others? I thought it was just you people. Veeken: No, there are others who came to live in this stronghold. Drakken: Really? (to others, as they walk off) Hmm, you guys have a lot of explaining to do . . .
jedigirl


2003-01-31 23:29:42		 To: Katieqk
That was a great Fanclub post! Very funny. As for the nitpicks Retribution had for it, those were understandable considering that you've been away for a while. Almost all the Fanclub stuff is posted on "Fun with Viewer Comments" site, and are pretty recent. I suggest you look at those to see what you missed. Keep up the good work! And don't let too much schoolwork get you down (this coming from someone who is usually swamped)!
Retribution


2003-02-01 00:24:10		 The KP Fan Club
Reporter: Hello, we are here live from the new them park, Middleton Land! jedigirl, comicGenious, Retribution, and Bon-diggety- dansah! are walking around talking. Reporter: Excuse me! Excuse me! Are you the people the founders of Middletone Land? Everyone: Yeah. Reporter: BDD, I hear you are the mind behind Middleton Land. How does it feel to have your dream come true. Bon-diggety-dansah!: It feels great! Reporter: Retribution, are you going to continue with your Oneliners and Proverbs series? Retribution: Of course! Reporter: nachonaco, are you really going to saty away from Will Friedle for a WHOLE WEEK?! nachonaco: Don't remind me... Reporter: comicGenious, the creator of Unseen scenes and TLM, how do you like the park. comicGenious: I'm gonna throw up... jedigirl: There you guys are! We've been looking all over for you! The rest of the members rush up to the small group. Reporter: Oh! jedigirl! Now that you have mastered the Force, what do you plan to do next? jedigirl ponders for a moment. jedigirl: I'm gonna run for the president of the United States! A year passes and the elections start. Retribution: Don't worry jedigirl, just say the speech I wrote for you and you'll be fine. Both George Bush and Al Gore's speeches suck. It is jedigirl's turn. jedigirl: Hi, due to the advances in technology, specifically the internet, I have come up with 1000 reasons of why you should vote for me. I typed in he word "Mel" and this is what came out in the results. Reason number 1: Mel's is having a blowout sale. Reason number 57: Mel was released from prison on January 27. Reason number 534: Mel celebrated her one-hundreth birthday yesterday. Reason number 752: Mel is the newborn monkey at the zoo. Reason number 821: Mel won't blow millions of Uncle Sam's dollars out of her ass. Reason number 999: Mel will look at all issues of the matters of presidency, be fair to everyone, and carry out her job to the best of her ability. Finally, one that makes sense. jedigirl smiles and steps down. jedigirl: How was I. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Retribution's comedy plan worked... TV Reporter: Due to the mass amount of votes in favor of Mel a.k.a. jedigirl, she is now the new president of the United States of America! Everyone: YAH! Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-02-01 00:26:30		 The KP Fan Club road map.
(I'm back for tonight. As usual, the free time I get is when nobody else is on, but Retribution is sometimes around) Anyway, The KP Fan Club storyline has sort of branched out into several different ideas. Here's the sitch. Retribution, Me, nachonaco, and comicGenious have been seperated from the group. After surviving a fall from a helicopter, a fall from a rickety old bridge, and Prince Wally, we are now at Middleton Land. This is KPFC Official. nachonaco and Retribution have also been doing some things about the rest of the group still in the treehouse (a treehouse?). This is KPFC Official. Dr. Veeken has also been writing about that, but it is more "The Lion King" themed. Set in a jungle instead of a redwood forest and such. This is more KPFC Unofficial. Still entertaining. And lastly, katieqk wrote an extremely funny addition, but it includes several characters who aren't supposed to be there. Maybe what she wrote happened before Ret, me, nn and cG left. This could be Official or Unofficial either way, depending on when you place it.
nachonaco


2003-02-01 20:20:40		 Fan Club
naco: My offstage scenes and my 101 Dalmatians parody has brought in an estimated 300,000,000 American dollars. Ret: And we sold 400 tickets to my seminar on proverbs. naco: Oooh. (CCR climbs in the treehouse) CCR: You guys seen Will? (Cut to Will's house. He's curled up, rocking back and forth, petting a bunny, and sucking his thumb.) Will: No...more nachos! Or nacos! Mrs. Friedle (Assuming he still lives with em doubt it but who cares): Honey! We're have tacos and nachos for dinner tonight! Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Drakken Darling


2003-02-01 23:30:34		 Gahh
For some reason my post didn't go through, so I hit enter agin, so by that time of course the first enter had made it. Anyway, the story posts are great, can I be in the fan club?
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-02 12:44:29		 EVEN MORE TREEHOUSE STUFF! (From where we left off)
(Drakken is meeting with Veeken, Retribution, rufus1thfight, Ruggaphile, jedigirl, rons_gurl, comicGenious, StopRonnable, and live2swim. Ruggaphile: Now, how did you come to be approaching our SECRET treehouse in such pain? Veeken: Actually, it isn't a secret since we were on Kim Possible. rons_gurl: Well duh. Ruggaphile: Whatever. You were saying, Drakken? Drakken: I was on my way with Shego to a location where Kim Possible was rumored to be. (switch to flashback) Shego, where are we, anyway? Shego: I think we're where Kim Possible is. (points) Look! (The duo spot Kim Possible and chase her down a valley. All of a sudden, she disappears on them.) Drakken: WHERE IS SHE? (All of a sudden, various goons, the Knights of Rodeghan, Monkey Fist, and the Jackal surround them. Monkey Fist fires a tranquilizer dart that hits Drakken and knocks him out immediately. Later, Drakken wakes up to find that Shego is gone, but the Knights of Rodeghan are still there. The knights take off after him, slashing at him with their swords at every opportunity, wounding him every chance they get. Drakken is chased up the entire length of the gully. He reaches the lip only to see a sheer drop on the other side. Having no choice he jumps and tumbles down into a patch of briars below. The knights pursue the entire way. When they are running down towards the briars, Knight #1 sees them and recoils.) Knight #1: Whoa!! (After skidding extensively, Knight #1 manages to stop just above the brambles. He heaves a sigh of relief. Then Knight #2 runs into him, propelling him into the bushes.) Knight #1: Yeow! (Jumping back out of the bushes) (Knight #2 is laughing) Knight #2: Seeing Drakken emerge from the far side of the briars into the wilderness{} Hey! There he goes! There he goes! Knight #1: Removing thorns{} So go get 'im. Knight #2: There ain't no way I'm going in there. What, ya want me to come out there looking like you? Cactus Butt? Knight #1: We gotta finish the job. Knight #2: Well, he's as good as dead out there anyway. And IF he comes back, we'll kill 'im. Knight #2: (Shouting) Yeah! you hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!!! ("Kill ya" echoes off as we see Drakken still running into the desert. The Knights make their way off the cliffs back to the valley. Flash back to present.) Drakken: And that's what happened. Veeken: But what I don't get is, why would anyone want you two out of the way. live2swim: Perhaps they wanted revenge. Ret: Or something much, much more terrifying and villainous. Ruggaphile: So what do we do about it? rufus1thefight: I say we stay out of it. It is not our business to meddle in. Veeken: Who says we shouldn't help him? Did Harry Potter stand by when Quirrel was trying to steal the Sorcerer's Stone? cG: Well, no. Did Evelyn Carnahan run when Imhotep was brought back to life? live2swim: No. Did Queen Amidala stand by when the Trade Federation invaded Naboo? jedigirl: NO! Veeken: Are we gonna stand around, bickering, while some unnamed evil tries to take over the world? Everyone else: NO! Veeken: They took action, and that's what we're gonna do! Are you with me? Everyone else: YEAH!!!!
Retribution


2003-02-02 13:41:15		 The KP Fan Club
I'm glad we don't have to talk on the boards because my throat is killing me. The KP Fan Club Ruggaphile: We have a problem, guys. Everyone is becoming MINI GUN! Everyone glares at BDD. Ruggaphile: And they can't turn back! nachonaco walks in. Or should I say, Mininaco. Mininaco: Curse you, BDD! Why did you have to teach everyone how to become MINI GUN? Now I can't change back. Ruggaphile: What are we going to do? To be continued... Signing Off.
nachonaco


2003-02-02 13:49:49		 Fan Club Stuff
mininaco: So we sold 50 of these cute Ron dolls. Interactive. Check what happens with this Monkey Fist doll. (The Ron doll runs off the table.) mini: Kay, that didn't go too well.
nachonaco


2003-02-02 14:00:20		 More fan club
mininaco: You guys smell that? Ret and jedi: (respectively) He/She did it! mininaco: No...it's lighter fluid. Drakken: Finally, I will have my revenge! Shego: But Kim's not in that tree. Drakk: I know, but the idiots in the fan club wouldn't sell any of my dolls. Entire Fan Club: We're on FIREEEEEEE! naco: Da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire! Ain't no party like a nachonaco party cause a nachonaco party don't stop! Everyone: SHUT UP! (The treehouse is jettisoned into the ends of the earth.) naco: So...got any snacks? Villains and Wally: AUGH!
rons_gurl


2003-02-02 14:21:26		 The tree house on fire and the ends of the earth
The tree house is on fire?!!?? "pulled from Mulan" "We gonna die, we gonna die!!!! Oh man we gonna die. No way we survive this o..." Oh wait the ends of the earth. Hey hold on!!!! As if that is oh so much better. Going back to my "pulled from Mulan" tirade "No way we survive this one!! Death is coming!!" Then again how bad can Wally DNAmy, and The Knights of R....uhm..yeah however you spell that one be? Later all. rons_gurl out.
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-02 14:47:53		 EVEN MORE TREEHOUSE STUFF! (From where nachonaco left off)
(Drakken starts walking away from treehouse. All of a sudden, he is stopped by . . . Drakken?! Drakken #1: How dare you impersonate me! Drakken #2: How dare you impersonate ME! (pulls off disguise to reveal Will Fridel) Will: How did you know it was me?! Drakken: Because you wanted to get rid of nachonaco, and you didn't care about who got in the way. But now, I shall stop what you're doing. (sets up and launches small rocket. It flies into the sky and explodes. Huge clouds form, and the rain from them puts out the fire. Police show up.) Officer Hobble: All right, Will. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used as evidence (continues into background) (Veeken and others run out to Drakken.) rufus1thefight: What happened? Who put out the fire? Will: It was that blasted Dr. Drakken! (Everyone stares at him for a second, then everyone except Veeken faints.) Veeken: Whoa.
Retribution


2003-02-02 15:31:52		 The Fan Club
Guys, remember. The fan club treehouse is made out of TITANIUM alloy and is flameproof. Signing Off.
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-02 15:37:54		 HUZZAH FOR RETRIBUTION!
He hath saved us all from Drakken's (or Will's, whichever story you prefer) wrath!
Retribution


2003-02-02 23:18:55		 The KP Fan Club
The KP Fan Club Ruggaphile: Okay guys, now we're going to decide on- An explosion rocks the treehouse. KP rocks: What the [censored] is going on?! Retribution: How am I supposed to [censored] know?! rufus1thefight: Weapons scans are showing we are under attack! Ruggaphile: By who?! rufus1thefight: It looks like- AHH! A bookcase falls on rufus. Racky: Are you okay? rufus1thefight: I'll be okay... InvaderSkidlebop: The Lizzie McGuire fans are attacking us! live2swim: Why would they be doing that?... Everyone: MINI GUN!!! To be continued... Signing Off.
JonodudeTheEchidna


2003-02-02 23:42:17		 again
Just asking...can I be included? I usually write very well when I actually have something to write about. But I wouldn't wanna add anything until I knew ya'lls personalities more.
Drakken Darling


2003-02-02 23:53:41		 to: JonodudeTheEnchidna
Well, I know how you feel, I've asked a couple of times to no avail. Well, I guess I'll have to stick with my own whacko stuff. Speaking of, Harry Potter parodies coming soon!!!
JonodudeTheEchidna


2003-02-03 00:06:39		 well
Oh well. "And Jonodude falls out of the sky..." Nah. Well, I could work on a parody.
Retribution


2003-02-03 00:07:12		 The KP Fan Club,
Drakken Darling: Anyone have any ideas of what we should do? Everyone: The Holy Sleep Grenade! JonodudeTheEchidna: Of course! The Holy Sleep Grenade! jedigirl: Someone get the manual! Bon-diggety-dansah!: I'll get the bomb thingy. Everyone except Bon-diggety-dansah: THE HOLY SLEEP GRENADE! Bon-diggety-dansah!: Sheesh! I have it! comicGenious: And I have the manual! Retribution: Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens. Dr. Veeken: Someone read it fast! JonodudeTheEchidna: He it goes! First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Sleep Grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. TidalWav: Amen. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Okay. I'm pulling the pin. *pulls the pin* One... A book falls on BDD's head. He is unconcious. Drakken Darling picks up the grenade. Drakken Darling: One... Everyone except Drakken Darling: THREE! Drakken Darling: Three! He throws the grenade out the window and an explosion occurs. Sounds of snoring can be heard. Ruggaphile: Now what? Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-02-03 00:08:55		 To JonodudeTheEchidna and Drakken Darling:
Is that better? Sorry I skipped over you guys. Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-02-03 00:33:19		 Oh, sure! Blame me for everyone turning into MINI GUN!
It's all nachonaco's fault! He made a little joke trying to fool us itno beliveing he was MINI GUN, and I just got back at him bu playing a little joke, but tdoes thjat make me responsible for everyone wlses actions?> I mean, REALLLY? ITS MNOT LIKE I WERE REALLT TURNIG INOT MINI GUN.YOU DONT HAVE TO BEOCME MINI GUN IF YOU DOENT WANT TO AND IT SNOT LIEK THIS IS A DISSEASE OF SOMETHING I DONT KNOW WHATTS COME OVER YOU PEOPEL BLAMING ME FOR THIS HOW DARE YOU I CANT BELEIVE I CALL TYOY FRIENDS BTU TODAY I SAW THE TRAILER FOR TERMINARTOR 3 AND IT ROCKED IT WAS COL AYNBODY HER LIKE JAMES BOND THAT FANFICTION.COM SITE IS MESSED UP THY GOT SOTORIES ABOUT TARA BEETING UP KIM IHATE LIZZE MCGUIRE KP IS TEH BESET SHOW EVER IM GOING TO GO OVER THE SPONGEBOB BOARD ADN TEL= THEM THAT... Okay, break it up, people. Jokes over.
JonodudeTheEchidna


2003-02-03 00:47:58		 okay cool
Now I feel important. Thanx. Heh. What happens next?
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-03 11:50:27		 More of the treehouse stuff (where Ret left off)
Retribution: What do we do now? There are heaps of asleep LM fans out there, and we're stuck in here? Veeken: Don't worry everyone! I'm gonna call for a plow. Save your batteries! cG: Good thinking, Vee. That's using the ol' noodle. Vekken (on phone): Hello? Send over a plow to clear a bunch of sleeping LM fans away from the premisis. Thank you.
Retribution


2003-02-03 15:10:37		 The KP Fan Club: The World of Sacrifice, Sacrifice Series Part I
Ruggaphile: Okay guys. Since that fiasco is now over. Let's- Retribution walks in the room. Retribution: Hey guys! Check out this new PC game I got. Its called Sacrifice. Wanna try it out? Everyone else: Sure! The instant the game turns on, they are sucked in. Retribution, Ruggaphile, jedigirl, comicGenious, Bon- diggety-dansah!, nachonaco, live2swim, InvaderSkidlebop, and Racky appear in a meadow with five portals. Mysterious Voice Number 1: You have been brought here to fulfill the prophecy. Mysterious Voice Number 2: There is a traitor among us. Mysterious Voice Number 3: You must find out who... Mysterious Voice Number 4: You will ally with each of us... Two per diety. Mysterious Voice Number 5: And we shall find the traitor... All Mysterious Voices: Are you ready? Retribution: OH YEAH BABY! AMV: Allow us to introduce ourselves... MVN1: We are the Essence of Life. The Great Healer. Mother of All. We are Persephone. Love Us, and We shall requite your love a Thousand Fold. Defy Us, and that day you will surely die. Tghe choice is yours... MVN2: I am James, God of Earth.The Earth isn't as dark a lace as you believe. Its has a lot of pretty gems. Ally with the Earth, and it will offer you stability and Prosperity. MVN3: I am Stratos, God of Air. The Bringer of Storms and the Mover of the Firmament. MVN4: I am Pyro, God of Fire. You may say fire is a destroyer but that is not true. Pyro is the spark of imagination. The blaze of genius. MVN5: I am Charnel, God of Strife, Lord of Slaughter, Master of Death. Where there is pain, I am there. Where there is suffering, I flourish. Where there is joy, um well yes... You could barely have joy without another's suffering, no? Persephone: Now that you know us, you will choose... Note: Please DO NOT attepmt to continue on this story, even if you have extensive knowledge of the Sacrifice World. I planned everything out. I will add a new Part of this episode every week. I will still continue to write regular KP Fan Club stories so you don't have to worry about that. Signing Off.
Kimmunicator


2003-02-03 21:23:25		 Hi!!!
Hi y'all! I've been reading the stuff on this site 4 a long time, and I really like it! I especially like the Kim Possible Fan Club stuff. I noticed you put a Kimmunicator into one of the stories. As y'all can probably tell from my name, I think the K-cator is really cool!!! Anyways, can I join the club? I could be a Wade type of character. Here's why I'm like Wade (my resume kind of): - He skipped 12 years of school; I skipped one - He's a super-genious; I'm on highest honors (98% avg.) - He's a kid; I'm a kid (well, sort of - I'm a teen) - He's a whiz on the computer, and I'm pretty fluent with the internet too My point and purpose here is that if you need me to research or find anything online let me know because I think it would be neat for y'all to have, like, a Wade of your own. I hope I can join your club! Cya, Kimm.
Retribution


2003-02-05 21:43:57		 The KP Fan Club
Kimmunicatoris late up at night, desperately trying to finish a project. Suddenlt, the proximty alarm flashes and she sees figures moving across the screen. Since she isn't a psycho like rufus1thefight, she didn't activate the missile launchers on the roof. She uses the camera to pan over and sees that some kids are stealing things from the new shed they installed. She yells out to the other members but is only answered by loud snoring. Kimmunicator then picks up the phone and dials the police. Kimmunicator: Hello? There are people stealing things from our shed! Operator: Sorry, but there are no officers available at the moment. We'll send some over when they return. Kimmunicator: Okay... Ten more minutes pass, but no sign of the police show up. The guys are still stealing stuff from the shed. Suddenly, a broad smile appears on Kimmunicator's face. She picks up the phone and dials the police again. Kimmunicator: Hello? I called a few minutes ago to report some theives stealing stuff from our shed. Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore because I shot them. Operator: YOU WHAT?! Kimmunicator: I shot them. Operator: STAY THERE! WE'LL BE OVER IN A MINUTE! Minutes later, police cars surround the treehouse and the thieves are caught red-handed. The seargent goes to Kimmunicator. Seargent: I thought you said you shot them... Kimmunicator: I thought you said you didn't have anyone to spare. Signing Off.
rons_gurl


2003-02-05 12:01:59		 Yes.
Alright the boards are officially functioning again. This just made my day a whole lot nicer. later. rons_gurl out.
Michael Eisner


2003-02-05 13:46:20		 Drat!!!
You've won this round, KP Fan Club, but mark my words, I will one day be victorious!!! I don't know how you managed to get your board back, but I will have my revenge!!! The KP Fan Club will not defeat me!!! My spies; mechguy, MINI GUN, KP FAN!!!, and NICE DUDE were unable to destroy you from within! But I have not given up! You will not stop me! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, and welcome to the board Kimmunicator! :) MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *disappears in a cloud of smoke* 
(read my user profile to know the sitch)
Michael Eisner


2003-02-07 16:58:17		 nachonaco
You want a piece of me?! I am the supreme authority. The big Disney god! You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to Will Friedle, would you? MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *disappears in a cloud of smoke*
nachonaco


2003-02-07 17:08:53		 ::Stands up::
Yeah right. :D If brains were sponges and you had seventy-six trombones on the first Saturday in October, this sentence wouldn't make any sense.
Michael Eisner


2003-02-07 17:17:17		 Your logic has defeated me.
I shall return! The KP Fan Club will NOT defeat me! (to his goons) mechguy, MINI GUN, KP FAN!!!, NICE DUDE, to the bat cave! MWUAHAHAHAHA--*chokes*--*gags*--*coughs*
Retribution


2003-02-07 23:13:12		 The KP Fan Club
A plane is flying over the Pacific Ocean, carrying the members of the KP Fan Club. Everyone except three people are angry and grumbling. Ruggaphile: Finally! A vacation. nachonaco: If you can call it a vacation. *grumble* Racky: What kind of vacation is this? *grumble* InvaderSkidlebop: We're going to the middle of nowhere. *grumble* EVIL-BONNIE: This sucks. *grumble* live2swim: No T.V. *grumble* Bon-diggety-dansah!: No waltz music. *grumble* comicGenious: No electricity period. *grumble* Everyone glares at jedigirl. jedigirl: Don't look at me! Retribution's the one who chose this. Everyone glares at Retribution. Kimmunicator: What were you thinking?! JonodudeTheEchidna: Yeah! Why did you choose no electricity?! rons_gurl: Why did you have us leave our comfy treehouse? How could you?! Dr. Veeken: THIS IS MADNESS! I WANT OUT! She runs for the plane door but everyone stops her. Katieqk: Pull yourself together, Vee! It's only for a week! Besides, some air away from all that high-tech stuff will do us some good. Everyone stares at Katieqk. StopRonnable(Hitoki): Step aside! I'm jumping first! Ruggaphile: STOP OR YOU'LL ALL BE BANNED!!! Everyone gasps. TidalWav: That is just cruel and... and... WEIRD! Ruggaphile: Now, drop the handle and step away from the door. Drakken Darling: NEVER! I want out! Retribution: Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. Everyone else: What? Retribution: What it means is I've got a book of proverbs and I'm not afraid to use it. Everyone quiets down. Retribution: Much better. Suddenly, a violent rocking hits the plane. Pilot: We're goin' down! KP rocks: Everyone get a parachute! Everyone jumps from the plane and lands on a desolate island. There is vegetation everywhere. rufus1thefight: What do we do now. Retribution: Be afraid not of the dark, but what it hides. Everyone else except Ruggaphile: Huh? Ruggaphile: He means don't panic.Okay everyone, looks like we'll be staying here for a while... To be continued. Please don't add to this story. I planned it to end a special way. Signing Off.
Kimmunicator


2003-02-08 12:36:28
Thanks Retribution for including me in your KP fan club!!! It was really funny, even though I don't think I would have said that. :P
Retribution


2003-02-09 02:17:23		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part II
comicGenious is sitting on the ground rubbing two sticks together. comicGenious: Burn. Burn! Burn!! Burn!!! Burn!!!! BURN!!!!! Retribution walks by. Retribution: If the fire hides, it is because of its fear of water. comicGenious: What?! Ruggaphile: *sigh* Ret means you're doing it all wrong. live2swim: Ruggaphile, when are we going to get off this island? Ruggaphile: As soon as nachonaco can salvage the parts to the plane. The scene cuts to the beach on the island. nachonaco is worshipping a statue of Will Friedle she made out of the plane's spare parts. nachonaco: Oh great Will... I am not worthy... I am not worthy... The scene goes back to the encampment. EVIL-BONNIE: Ruggaphile, when are we gonna eat? Ruggaphile: As soon as comicGenious starts the fire. comicGenious frantically rubs the sticks together again. Ruggaphile: And when jedigirl and rufus are finished hunting. The scene cuts to the bowels of the forest. jedigirl is waving her lightsaber at a warthog. rufus1thefight is hiding behind a tree. jedigirl: Back beast! May the Force guide my blade and strengthen my hand! I will survive!!! rufus1thefight: I wish I had my missile launcher right now... The scene goes to where nachonaco is. nachonaco: Oh great Will... I am not worthy... I am not worthy... The scene goes to the encampment. Racky: When are we gonna have a shelter. Ruggaphile: When BDD and InvaderSkidlebop get back with the wood. The scene cuts to where Bon-diggety-dansah! and InvaderSkidlebop is. InvaderSkidlebop is pounding on a drum fashioned from the wood meant for the shelter. Bon-diggety- dansah! is disco-dancing. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! InvaderSkidlebop: Go BDD! Go BDD! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! The scene goes to where nachonaco is. nachonaco: I am not worthy... I am not worthy... The scene goes to where jedigirl and rufus1thefight are. jedigirl is humming "Duel of the Fates" and swinging her lightsaber. rufus1thefight has fallen asleep. rufus1thefight: *snore* jedigirl: Duh-dah! Duh-da! Duh-da! Dee-a! Duh-da! Duh-da! Duh-da! Dee-a! The scene goes back to Bon-diggety-dansah! and InvaderSkidlebop. They have a fire going and are holding hands and singing while rocking side to side. Bon-diggety-dansah!: Kum-bay-ah, my Lord! InvaderSkidlebop: Kum-bay-ah! Bon-diggety-dansah!: Kum-bay-ah, my Lord! InvaderSkidlebop: Kum-bay-ah! The scene goes back to the encampment. Dr.Veeken: Ruggaphile, I'm tired of waiting. Kimmunicator: Do you think something happened to them? JonodudetheEchidna: We should go look for them. Drakken Darling: Yeah, they could be in trouble. Ruggaphile: Don't worry guys. I have complete faith in them. They should be back soon. To be continued... Signing Off.
Dr. Veeken


2003-02-09 10:26:00		 Ret: Be afraid not of the dark, but what it hides.
I just don't wanna run into pygmy mummies or Anubis Warriors or ancient undead mummies or the Scorpion King in that jungle. Everything else is fine with me, just as long as no one gets killed. I'm not worried anyway, 'cause I've got the Book of the Dead.
jedigirl


2003-02-09 16:39:50		 To: Retribution
I liked the story about the KP Fanclub being stranded. Quite funny! Also, haven't seen your brother on here for a while. How's RabidDog doing? Tell him I said hi.
Retribution


2003-02-09 18:11:47		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part III
I am SO glad that my grandpa finally got a computer. To jedigirl: I think my brother lost interest in KP or something. I just know that he rarely uses the computer nowadays. The KP Fan Club Everyone wakes up from a very unpleasent sleep.. rons_gurl: Ruggaphile, why aren't they back yet? Ruggaphile? Ruggaphile? Ruggaphile is walking up the hill dragging InvaderSkidlebop and Bon-diggety-dansah! by the ears. InvaderSkidlebop: OH! I got a blues! Bon-diggety-dansah!: Uh huh! OH! We got the blues! comicGenious is carrying a flaming torch like an Olympic runner. TidalWav: I see you go the fire going, cG. comicGenious: No, this was BDD's. nachonaco is being pulled along by Racky, clinging to her statue of Will Friedle. nachonaco: I am not worthy... I am not worthy... Racky: ARGH! Dr. Veeken: Is everyone here yet? JonodudetheEchidna: Hold on a second. Some people are missing. EVIL-BONNIE: Yeah! Kimmunicator: We're short two people... Drakken Darling: Yeah. Where's jedigirl? Katieqk: Amd rufus1thefight... StopRonnable(Hitoki): We have to look for them. KP rocks: Okay, we need to organize a search party. Retribution: When the clouds move, the sun will shine. Everyone else except Ruggaphile: Huh? Ruggaphile: *sigh* Ret means that thhey'll eventually turn up. And they did... rufus1thefight and jedigirl ran through the encampment screaming. jedigirl: THE WARTHOGS ARE COMING! THE WARTHOGS ARE COMING! rufus1thefight: WHAT SHE SAID! WHAT SHE SAID! Ruggaphile: Everyone, RUN!!! The warthogs chased them for hours and the weary fan club members finally lost them. Racky: What now? Ruggaphile: We have to find shelter. Bon-diggety-dansah!: We got the Blu-u-ues! InvaderSkidlebop: Oh yeah! Bon-diggety-dansah!: We got the Blu-u-ues! InvaderSkidlebop: Oh ye- Everyone else but Bon-diggety-dansah!: SHUT UP!!! nachonaco: I am not worthy... I am not worthy... Dr. Veeken: I think I see a cave ahead! rons_gurl: Then let's go. Sure enough, the fan club reaches the mouth of the CAVES. comicGenious: There are two entrances... EVIL-BONNIE: Which do we go through? Ruggaphile: Which one do you think, Ret? Retribution: I say right. Ruggaphile: Everyone, we go through the left entrance. Retribution: Left, right? Ruggaphile: Right. Retribution: Right? Ruggaphile: No, left. Retribution: Left? Ruggaphile: Right. Retribution: Right?! Ruggaphile: NO! LEFT IS RIGHT, RIGHT IS WRONG! Retribution: So if my right is wrong, then my right is my left? Ruggaphile: NO!!! ARGH! Whatever. Everyone, lets just go right. Retribution: IfIdidn'tknowifmyleftwasmyleftandmyrightwasmy rightormyleftwasmyrightandmyrightwasmyleft,wouldmyleftbemyle ftandmyrightbemyrightorwouldmyrightbemyleftandmyleftbemyrigh t? Everyone else INCLUDING Ruggaphile: WHAT?! Retribution: Never mind. Right, right? Everyone else: RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Retribution: Sheesh! They all walk into the dark, gloomy, spooky, not nice, damp, wet, etc. cave. To be continued... Signing Off.
Kimmunicator


2003-02-09 19:48:17
Wow, I feel flattered to be in y'all's fan club posts, especially the ones that only have 5 or 6 people in them. After all, how long have I been posting, maybe 3 times? Anyways, I appreciate it.
nachonaco


2003-02-09 20:12:31		 Katieqk
Now your name reminds me of Topanga from Boy Meets World cause she likes Katie Courick.
Kimmunicator


2003-02-09 20:40:15
Really? Why do I remind you of Topanga? Is it just because my nickname is Katie? I don't think I'm one bit like Topanga.
Kimmunicator


2003-02-09 20:40:58
oops I revealed my secret
Kimmunicator


2003-02-09 20:42:11
I knew that would happen sooner or later anyways. I set up the Kimmunicator user ID more as a concept than anything else - I wanted to be like a Wade to you all. Oh, well. Life goes on. Ignore this! :)
Drakken Darling


2003-02-09 21:38:28		 GRRR
I just had to watch this old wonderful world of disney tape from 1998(my sister wanted t see it), and I saw this thing with Micheal Eisner telling about Disneyworld. And do you know what my dear sister said? "He's my hero!" I am about to become and only child.
comicGenious


2003-02-09 21:50:25		 Re: GRRR
Ouch! That must be like watching 'Jaws' with somebody and they root for the shark.
JonodudeTheEchidna


2003-02-10 01:07:36		 Notes. (And proof that I'm still here)
Agreement with Kimmunicator: It's nice to be included in the stories, even if it's just lines like "Wait, we're not all here." After all, I am a KP fan, right? Question: Who is this Michael Eisner? Apparently the guy who runs Disney, am I right?
Michael Eisner


2003-02-10 02:34:37		 JonodudetheEchidna
I'm just a cute and cuddly little man who wouldn't hurt a fly, and can't understand why these mean ol' people hate me so. Yeah, I'm President of the Walt Disney Company. I think you were around during the "Twitty and Beans" fiasco when The Twin Factor was going to air the Friday after Thanksgiving. Well, it was preempted by an Even Stevens marathon, and TF wasn't shown until a month later. As the weeks went by with no new episode, everyone here began blaming me. On Christmas Eve, they wrote cruel stories portraying me as a scrooge who deliberately kept new KP episodes from showing. It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! Can't we all just get along?
Retribution


2003-02-11 21:40:55		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part IV
The KP Fan Club The club members are taking a very unpleasent trek through the cave. live2swim: Okay, Ruggaphile, when are we going to get out of the here. JonodudetheEchidna: Yeah, its so creepy... Retribution started to talk but Ruggaphile cut him off. Retribution: A- Ruggaphile: At the end of every tunnel, there is always a light. Everyone else except Retribution: Huh? Retribution: *sigh* Rugg means that the tunnel won't last forever. Kimmunicator: And you know this because...? Racky: Just trust him on this. Bon-diggety-dansah!: OH! We got the blu-u-ues! InvaderSkidlebop: Oh yeah! Bon-diggety-dansah! and InvaderSkidlebop: OH! WE GOT THE BLUE-U-UES!!! OH- Everyone else: SHUT UP!!! nachonaco: I am not worthy... I am not worthy... jedigirl: Shut up! comicGenious: Don't tell her to shut up... jedigirl: Are you challenging me? comicGenious: Maybe... jedigirl: Well, BRING IT ON! *activates her green lightsaber* comicGenious: Fine, be that way... *activates his blue lightsaber.* They both start fighting. EVIL-BONNIE: They have brought balance to the Force... Drakken Darling: The natural order of the world if restored... Dr. Veeken: God bless us, Everyone! Bon-diggety-dansah!: kum-bay-ah, my lord... Katieqk: Kum-bay-ah. rons_gurl: Kum-bay-ah, my Lord! Everyone but jedigirl and comicGenious: Kum-bay-ah!!! rufus1thefight: Oh! I see the light! Everyone else but jedigirl and comicGenious(in singing voice): I see the light... rufus1thefight: NO, I SEE THE LIGHT! Everyone else but jedigirl and comicGenious(in singing voice): We see the light... rufus1thefight takes a deep breath. rufus1thefight: I SEE A WAY OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KP rocks: Oh! Why didn't you say so. rufus1thefight: D'oh! *slaps a hand on his forehead. Tired, dirty, and smelly, the weary club members shambled towards the light. To be continued... Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-02-13 19:28:38		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part V
The KP Fan Club Narrator: The tired club members finally reached the light. It took hours and for them to- nachonaco: Dr. Veeken? Racky: Yeah, leave us alone. We're not in the mood. rons_gurl: We're tired... Kimmunicator: And sticky... EVIL-BONNIE: And dirty... TidalWav: And smelly... Drakken Darling: And sleepy... rufus1thefight: And hungry... KP rocks: And thirsty... Retribution: And you know what they say. A- Narrator: Alright! Alright! I get the point! I'll take my leave now. Well anyway, the tomers finally left the cave. Bon-diggety-dansah!: KUM-BAY-AH, MY LORD!!! InvaderSkidlebop: KUM-BAY-AH! Bon-diggety-dansah!: KU- Everyone else but InvaderSkidlebop: NOT NOW!!! Ruggaphile: Guys, there's a bridge ahead. nachonaco: I am not worthy... I am not worthy... As the tomers reached the bridge's edge, a short man completely covered in a cloak appeared. His voice was low and filled with malice. Bridgekeeper: I am the keeper of the bridge. You shall only pass when you answer my questions correctly. jedigirl: I'll go first. Ask away. Bridgekeeper: What is your name? jedigirl: jedigirl. Bridgekeeper: What is your quest? jedigirl: To get to the other side... Bridgekeeper: What is your favorite book/movie series? jedifirl: The Lord of the Rings. No! Star Wars! No, wait! Er... Both! Bridgekeeper: You may pass. Ruggaphile: This is going to be easy. I'm next. Bridgekeeper: What is your name? Ruggaphile: Ruggaphile. Bridgekeeper: What is your quest? Ruggaphile: To get to the other side. Bridgekeeper: What is the color of my boxers? rufus1thefight: Ewww! Ruggaphile: Er... Red? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruggaphile was thrown off the bridge. Everyone: RUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Narrator: Nobody dies in this story. Just stay tuned and don't jump to conclusions. comicGenious: Right now isn't really the time! Narrator: Sorry. The day continued pretty much the same. Half of the people got to the other side and half were thrown off. Eventually, only one person was left. Bridgekeeper: What is your name? JonodudeTheEchidna: JonodudeTheEchidna. Bridgekeeper: What is your quest? JonodudeTheEchidna: To get to the other side. Bridgekeeper: What- JonodudeTheEchidna: Hold on a second! If I think therefore I am, am I just a thought? Bridgekeeper: Er... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! jedigirl: Where'd you learn that? Retribution: It was page 92851, line 230 of my new book, "Meaningless Questions." JonodudeTheEchidna: Yep. To be continued... Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-02-15 00:32:33		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part VI
The KP Fan Club Narrator: The members who were thrown off the bridge frantically try to get to shore, the current battering them against rocks and the canyon's walls. Ruggaphile is paddling to try to get to a low-hanging branch but is rewarded by a pine cone conking him on the head. Unfazed, Ruggaphile makes another desperate attempt at grabbing the branch. This time, however, HE MAKES IT! Ruggaphile: Yes! Narrator: A second later, rons_gurl is going through the river, soaked head to toe in the current. Ruggaphile makes a grab and gets her. rons_gurl: Thanks Rugg. Ruggaphile: Awww. No big. Narrator: This continues over and over again until every member is fished from the river. Ruggaphile is looking over the forms of comicGenious, rons_gurl, Dr. Veeken, Kimmunicator, Drakken Darling, InvaderSkidlebop, TidalWav, and EVIL-BONNIE. TidalWav: Dang, and I usually like the water. Kimmunicator: Argh! MY CAMERA! MY BEAUTIFUL CAMERA! WHY OH GLORIOUS PANASONIC! Dr. Veeken: Ib god a stubby node. comicGenious: Er... Say what? Dr. Veeken: Ib god a stubby node! comicGenious: What? Dr. Veeken: IB GOD A STUBBY NODE!!! comicGenious: OH! You've got a tuffy nose. Drakken Darling: We shoud probably go out to look for the others. InvaderSkidlebop: Yeah, we have to find them. EVIL-BONNIE: Well, let's got. To be continued... Signing Off.
Katieqk


2003-02-15 12:15:02		 Hi Everyone I'm Back!!! :)
To Everyone: 4. What do y'all have against Eisner anyways? He's the leader of Disney, and if not for Disney, we wouldn't have Kim Possible. 5. I stopped liking the KP Fan Club when we went to the island. Are we ever going back to the tree house? We still haven't spent all of our $5,000,000+. And no offense, but I don't really like KP College either because everyone makes school seem like prison, and it's not! All the KP College writers are, without meaning to, implying that school is something just to get through. I don't know about you all, but I'm having fun!
Retribution


2003-02-15 14:18:09		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part VII
To Katieqk: "You can't stop me." is my favorite quote of all time. The wizard Eldred says it in Sacrifice when you press "4" on the numpad, the cinematic scene with Toldor, and "The Cruciable" mission during his confrontation with Marduk. And by the way, I'm in the 8th grade. The KP Fan Club jedigirl: Um... Who's here? Narrator: Retribution, Bon-diggety-dansah!, Racky, nachonaco, rufus1thefight, KP rocks, Hitoki, Katieqk, JonodudeTheEchidna, and live2swim. Retribution: The calm before the storm hides its nature. Everyone else: What? There is nobody to translate. rufus1thefight: Now I understand why Ret wasn't thrown off... Retribution: OH RUGGAPHILE! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?! Everyone else: YEAH! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BE YOU?! They break down crying. Bon-diggety-dansah!: I got the blu-u-ues! Hitoki: SHUT UP! nachonaco: I am not worthy... I am not wor- JonodudeTheEchidna: SHUT UP! Racky: Dude, we gotta stick together. We have to find Rugg and the others. Who's with me? Everyone raises their hands. KP rocks: I guess we should move along the river. It's the most likely place they are. Katieqk: Well, let's go. To be continued... Signing Off.
Retribution


2003-02-15 14:20:20		 To Katieqk:
Don't worry, we'll get back to the treehouse. Eventually... Signing Off.
jedigirl


2003-02-15 15:28:53		 To: Retribution
I love the "Stranded KP Fanclub" story. Keep it up! It rocks!
comicGenious


2003-02-18 15:26:29		 To: Hitoki
What about those poems that you used to post?
Retribution


2003-02-18 15:46:17		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part VIII
Sorry I haven't been here. I was sick AGAIN. The sad thing is this: I got the flu two weeks agao, no prob. I got better and then got the flu AGAIN three days after my recovery. My parents got a new keyboard because I kept sneezing and coughing over my old one. I have to write fast because the flu overcomes me again. The KP Fan Club rufus1thefight: We've been walking for hours! When are we going to find them? JonodudeTheEchidna: And do we have to walk so close to the cliffs? JonodudTheEchidna (To self): Don't look down. Don't look down. You can make it. Don't think about the current of the razor-sharp rocks on the bottom. Why am I talking to myself? jedigirl: Don't worry fellow tomers for we are on the road to victory! jedigirl activates her lightsaber to cut away vines that are blocking their way. The vines fall and reveal a solid stone wall. Bon-diggety-dansah!: What road? jedigirl: Er... That road to victory! *does a 90 degree turn.* Narrator: An hour later. They are walking along the riverbank. KP rocks: Ummm... Guys... I'm hungry. Retribution: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day- live2swim: Teach a man how to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda. We know. But how does that help us? Hitoki: Maybe what Ret is trying to say is that we should fish for some food right now. Katieqk: Well, let's get the fire going. nachonaco: I'll fashion some fishing poles. Racky: GUYS! I SEE PEOPLE AHEAD! To be continued,,, Note: Sorry guys, but I'm feeling under the weather. See ya for now. Signing Off.
alicia_silverstone66


2003-02-19 22:59:31		 Kim Possible Movie
I Think There is a kim possible movie coming in 2007.
Retribution


2003-02-19 23:05:15		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part IX
Dr. Veeken: I'm hungry... comicGenious: I'm tired... rons_gurl: I'm hungry AND tired... Ruggaphile: Will you guys PLEASE quiet down? Kimmunicator: Come on guys. Let's walk a little farther before we camp out. Drakken Darling: Hey guys! Look at what I found. Everyone turns over to Drakken Darling. InvaderSkidlebop: It looks like a BIG hole in the ground. TidalWav: Filled with... EVIL-BONNIE: FRIED SHRIMP! InvaderSkidlebop: Well, Bonnie, you try it first. EVIL-BONNIE: No, you. InvaderSkidlebop: No. I insist, you. EVIL-BONNIE: No, you. InvaderSkidlebop: Ladies first. EVIL-BONNIE: Fine. She takes a bite and a smile spreads across her face. She starts gobbling them down. Dr. Veeken: Well guys, dig in! rons_gurl: Mmmmmmm! THESE ARE GOOD! comicGenious: What *burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* should we call them? Ruggaphile: I don't know. Most names are copyrighted these days. Kimmunicator: What about pop-pops? Everyone else: Errr... Okay... After a few hours, only one pop-pop is left in the hole. Ruggaphile: This one's mine. As Ruggaphile is about the put the pop-pop in its mouth, it opens its eyes and sprouts limbs. Pop-pop: Mama! Ruggaphile: AHHHH! Everyone else: It can talk! Ruggaphile: It must be intelligent. TidalWav: How can you be sure? Ruggaphile: The thing is, I can't Kimmunicator: You know guys, there's only one way to see if its intelligent or not. comicGenious: How? Kimmunicator: We dissect its brain. rons_gurl: Ewww! Pop-pop: No, mama! Note: I'm feeling much better. Can you guess what I'm parodying in this episode? Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-02-19 23:09:06		 alicia_silverstone66
Oh, my God! It's been ages since you were last on here! (or am I thinking of another person?) Movie in 2007, huh? Oddly enough, that's also when we'll probably see the last episode of season 1.
Retribution


2003-02-19 23:11:53		 The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part X
Ruggaphile: Something feels weird here. alicia_silverstone66 falls from the sky and lands on the ground with a thud. alicia_silverstone66: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMPH! Ruggaphile: See? To be continued... Signing Off.
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-02-19 23:17:18		 Re: The KP Fan Club: Stranded Part IX
That is of pure Futurama... good job. ^_^
Retribution


2003-02-19 23:28:49		 To InvaderSkidlebop:
Foiled again! *twirls mustache* Curse you, InvaderSkidlebop! :) Signing Off.

[ Continued at: Middleton High Auditorium ]