The Kim Possible Awards

( Fun with Viewer Comments )


[ As seen in the "Viewer Comments" for "Kim Possible" at TV Tome.]

nachonaco


2003-01-20 14:37:12		 It's that time...
The Kim Possible Golden Globe Awards...hosted by the ever- so-hyper naconacho, jedigirl, comicGenious, and Ruggaphile...well, the last one's normal...anyway, let's see how it went! (naconacho, jedigirl, comicGenious, and Ruggaphile are sitting at a table with Kim and Ron.) naco: Soo, here we are. The awards banquet...wait, how did we get here anyway? Ruggaphile: Well, I am the editor of KP at TVTome... jedigirl: And I...did...something... comic: Ditto. naco: Well, there's nothing left but to relax and enjoy the show... (naco and jedi walk up to the podium first.) naco: And the first award for best villain...the nominees? jedi: Doctor Drakken... Everybody: Woo! jedi: Shego... Everybody: Woo! jedi: SSS and SSJ... Everybody: Free money for EVERYONE! SSS: Nope, sorry. jedi: DNAmy... Everybody: BOO! (throws stuff at DNamy) naco: The envelope...please. (Rufus hands naco the envelope.) naco: The winner...is a tie...DRAKKEN AND SHEGO! Everyone: Yeah! jedi: The next category is for the best good guy! Or hero...whatever. naco: The nominees are...Kim, Ron, Monique, Wade... Everyone: (Respectively) Please be me... naco: THE WINNER IS... Everyone: (gasp) naco: Wait for it! Wait for it! (Gets Mini Corn Dogs thrown at) Everyone: HURRY UP! naco: Kim...! AND in honor of winning, Kim's going to say a little something...while Drakken chases me. (Drakken and naco run offstage.)
comicGenious


2003-01-20 15:07:48		 It's that time...(cont'd)
The Kim Possible Golden Globe Awards... hosted by the ever- so-hyper nachonaco, jedigirl, comicGenious, and Ruggaphile... well, the last one's normal... anyway, here's the continued footage. (comicGenious and jedigirl approach the stage) comicGenious: Hello, jedigirl and I are here to present the next award, Best Lackies. jedigirl: The nominees are... The Goons- (cut to the Goons, with tuxedos over their normal outfits. They look around, slightly confused. Applause.) jedigirl: The Bebes- (Cut to a recylcing bin with a 3 dresses tacked onto it. Applause.) jedigirl: And the clones- (Cut to 12 beakers filled with green liquid. 6 of them have bow ties and the other 6 have tiny dresses tacked on. Applause.) jedigirl: And the envelope, please. comicGenious: She's going to use the force to get the envelope. jedigirl: Stop patronising me. (Is handed the envelope) And the winner are, the Bebes! comicGenious: And a note to the losers: Congratulations! You lost to spare parts! (comicGenious is slapped upside the head by jedigirl) jedigirl: The next category is for People We Hope Not To See Next Season. The nominees are, DNAmy- (Cut to DNAmy, who hides behind a cuddle buddie. The audience boos.) jedigirl: The Kights of Rodeghan- (Cut to the Knights, who pull their visors down to hide their faces. Audience boos again.) jedigirl: and Prince Wally- (Cut to Prince Wally, who is looking very snobbish. The audience boos.) Price Wally: Stop it! Stop it this instant! I *order* you to applaud! Audience: Shut up, Wally! jedigirl: The envelope, please. comicGenious: I would like to mention that the winner of this category will win a one-way ticket to the ends of the Earth. Courtousy of eveyone who doesn't want to see them again. jedigirl: And the winner is- I can't believe it! It's a three way tie! None of you will be returning. (The Audience erupts in cheers. The three "winners" are escourted out of the building.) Prince Wally: Wait! You can't do this to me! I'm royalty! I'm president of Middleton High School! I have to finish my term of office! I have to boss people around! You can't do this to me! comicGenious: Actually, we just did. Adios! jedigirl: When we come back, more awards!
nachonaco


2003-01-20 15:15:18		 TLM and the awards
Man cG you have the coolest ideas...but where was I during the awards? Oh well, I dun care...More of both if ya can! :)
InvaderSkidlebop


2003-01-20 15:23:15		 XD
That was the funniest thing i've read, comicGenious! ^_^ Trip to the ends of the earth... rock on!
nachonaco


2003-01-20 15:29:05		 More of the awards
(I forgot I ran away...) naco: (runs back.) Well, next category. Best couple. Woo, this'll be interesting. I hate my job. jedi: The nominees are: Kim and Ron, Ron and Amelia, Kim and Josh, or Drakken and Shego. Kim: HEY! What about my speech? naco: (to jedi) Does she have to? I really don't want to get a nanotick on my nose from Drakken... jedi: RINGWRAITHS! naco: HARRY POTTER! Ruggaphile: Will you two stop it? (Note: This is not meant to offend, but we gotta be hyper if we want people to laugh.) naco: Ringwraiths suck. cG: Can we get back to the awards? naco: Oh yeah. The winners are...DRAKKEN AND SHEGO! Everyone: Woo!
nachonaco


2003-01-20 16:01:30		 More?
I'll write more of the awards if I get more of TLM...cG, I know I've said this before, you are VERY talented!
comicGenious


2003-01-20 16:05:40		 Still More of the Awards
(comicGenious and jedigirl approach the podium) comicGenious: Hi, welcome back! jedigirl: Our next category is Worst Summer Camp Memory. The choices are: (unrolls a long list, which rolls off the stage, down the eisle, out the door, and at least 20 blocks down the street [possibly longer]) Sharing a room with a chimpanzee- (Show clip from "Monkey Fist Strikes" of Ron sharing his bunk with a chimpanzee) jedigirl: Insect infested cabin- (Show clip from "Tick-Tick-Tick" of Ron and the insects) jedigirl: Poison Ivy- (Show clip from "Sink or Swim" of poison ivy) jedigirl: Squirrels- (Show clip from "Sink or Swim" of squirrels) jedigirl: Woodpeckers- (Cut to a sign that says "Edited for Time") (Caption: An Hour Later) jedigirl: And, finally, Gill. (Show several clips from "Sink or Swim" of Gill attacking Ron) comicGenious: I'm still having a hard time believing number 482. jedigirl: What can I tell you, place of evil. And the winner is- (opens envelope) Gill Revisted. (Audience applaudes) comicGenious: But still, number 482 was pretty bad. jedigirl: Hey, I didn't tell them how to vote. Well, since that was so long we're going to have to take a break. comicGenious: When we come back, more the of the awards.
nachonaco


2003-01-20 16:12:10		 During the Commercial...
naco: How much we gettin' paid? cG: Oh, it's not how much...oh, Christy! (Christy Carlson Romano walks in.) naco: eh...heh..(faints.) CCR: Is naconacho going to be all right? I've been watching the awards at home. naco: (Wakes up) Did anyone ever tell you that you have excellent diction? CCR: Um...yes... naco: Good. (Faints again.) cG: Don't mind naco, had a bit too many mini corn dogs. CCR: Well, I better get home. (leaves) naco: (Wakes up yet again.) Was that...who I thought it was? cG and jedi: Yup. naco: Oh great naco. (naco faints yet again.)
Retribution


2003-01-20 17:47:57		 Kim Possible Music Awards.
Retribution walks into the room. Naco: What are you doing here? Ret: Sometimes, the simplest questions in life are the hardest to answer. Naco: OooooooooooooK. cG: The next category is, most time and resources spent on villainy. Ret: After the government balances the budget, the citizens have the job of budgeting the balance. Rugg: What? Naco: You'll get used to it. cG: Well anyway, the nominees are: Senor Senior, Sr. and Senor Senior, Jr. SSS does an evil chuckle and SSJ dances disco style. SSS: Junior, the disco is spitting on tradition. The correct dance is the can-can. Can-can, can you do the can-can, I can do the can-can. can can can can can can can can can! Audience: YAH! cG: Drakken and Shego. Audience: YAH! cG: And Duff Killigan. Audience: He's wearing a dress!!! Duff: I'm no' wearin' a dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cG: And the winner is... Drumroll please. SSS and SSJ! Audience: Senor Senior, Sr. is too old! Ret: Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Signing Off.
jedigirl


2003-01-20 18:22:17		 comicGenious and nachonaco, Retribution
To: comicGenious and nachonaco I know I'm too well known on these boards when I'm featured in 1) a spoof on the Christmas Carol (by comicGenious) at Christmas (as the Ghost of Reruns), and 2) a spoof on the Golden Globe Awards (by comicGenious and nachonaco) now (as a presenter. Hmmm, I seem to be a presenter for every category. How fun!). I LOVE IT! It's quite funny to read about yourself in situations as imagined by other people. You guys have really brightened up my day. I've got a miserable cold and have been resting most of today. Definitely improved my mood. I laughed between sniffles. Me whacking comicGenious upside the head . . . hehehe! To: Retibution Your version of the awards was quite funny as well. I loved the dialogue between you and nachonaco!
comicGenious


2003-01-20 18:36:29		 To: jedigirl
I'm glad that nachonaco and myself were able to make you feel better. Laughter is the best medacine (next to the actual medacine).
nachonaco


2003-01-20 19:50:49
(naco, jedi, cG and Ruggaphile are tossed into chairs.) jedi: Ok, naco, what's the plan? naco: I have to have the plan...? WAIT! (sneaks up on stage) Whoever owns the blue Volvo with the green hubcaps, ya left your lights on... Rugggaohile: Is that the best you can do? naco: In six minutes, yeah. Rugg: Works for me...but... naco: No, no, watch! Drakken: I told you to turn the lights off! Shego: Well, I told the valet to do it! (KPC walks in.) KPC: Uh, no you didn't... Shego: (uses rays to turn off the power permanently.) naco: What happened? (bumps into Will Friedle.) Hiiii... (creepily) Will: (Drops naco, runs off, screaming like a girl.) naco: WHY MEEEE?! (Runs off) jedi: Well, naco ran off and is now suffering from Fan Depresion... naco: WILL WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (runs into a pole) Ouch. jedi: Restrain that...naco...
KimFan4Life


2003-01-20 19:51:24		 award thinger
ha those are funny!!!!!! i want more!!! i cant wait till Nickeldeons Kids Choice Awards...im hoping KP will be chosen for favorite cartoon or at least be a nominee!!!!!!!!!! heek I hate Nick but I shall still watch the KCA!
Retribution


2003-01-20 20:43:37		 Kp Awards: Best Machines
jedi: Welcome back everyone, our current award will go to the best machine so far. There are a lot though. Ret: What are numbers? Who says 1+1 is equal to two? Who gives definitions to words? Are they the works of a God, or are the creative parts of our brains assigning names so that we may familiarize ourselves further? naco: You're scaring me, man! Ret: What is fear? What decides fear? Is it instinct, or are we merely puppets driven by an invisible force to act the ways we do? Rugg: Like you told me nachonaco, you'll get used to it. cG: Is it too late to get a refund? jedi: Uhhh... Well anyway. Ret: What is the meaning of existence? What- jedi: WELL ANYWAY! *ahem* Well anyway, the machines are: The Flash Freezer, The GJ hoverjet, The Robot Assembly Line, The Nano-Tick, The DNA Splicer, The Laser Drill, The Magma-Chine, The Brain-Switcher, The Neutronolizer, The Bebe's. What was that episode again, I forgot. Ret: To forget one's past is a tree without roots. A- Audience: Shut up! jedi: Now, let's continue shall we? The Mind-Controlling Disco Ball, The Centurion Project, or the ummm... mind- control thingy... er... lets just called the Mind-Control Chip. Ret: As the- Audience: SHUT UP!!! jedi: And the winner is, The Centurion Project! The nerdy scientists who built the Centurion Project: Yay! *snorts* We won! Now let's- Drakken breaks through the roof. Drakken: I want my Centurion Project! Shego: Doc, can you please be normal? Signing Off.
comicGenious


2003-01-20 21:58:07		 The Awards Continue
(comicGenious and jedigirl approach the podium) comicGenious: Hi, and welcome back to the Kim Possible Golden Globe Awards. jedigirl: It is with great pleasure that we present the nominees for the next category, which is- Retribution: A host of golden dffodils, Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fluttering and dancing in the breeze... jedigirl: What is he babbling about? comicGenious: I think it's Wordsworth. jedigirl: Oh. comicGenious: What's the next category? jedigirl: Oh, yeah, the next category. The next category is Coolest Weapon. The nominees are: The Ultimate Robot Warrier- (Show clip from "Crush" of the Ultimate Robot Warrier pirrping a tank in half. Applause.) jedigirl: The Magmachine- (Show clip from "Bueno Nacho" of the cannon doing something impressive looking. Applause.) jedigirl: The nano-tick- (Show clip from "Tick-Tick-Tick" of the nano-tick blowing up Drakken's hover jet. Applause.) jedigirl: And the Gravatomic Ray. (Show clip from "Tick-Tick-Tick" of the Gravatomic Ray ripping the roof off of Bueno Nacho. Applause.) jedigirl: And the winner is- Retribution: I shall be telling this with a sigh ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. jedigirl: *Now* what's he babbeling about? comicGenious: Bob Frost, I think. jedigirl: *Anyway*, the winner is: The Ultimate Robot Warrier. Congra- Retribution: When it comes to personal conduct, always set the bar high- it makes it easier to sneak underneath. jedigirl: Who's he quoting now? Nietzche? Socrates? Aristotle? Descartes? comicGenious: Actually, it's Alfred E. Newman. jedigirl: Huh, he's slipping. comicGenious: Well, stick around. We'll be back with more awards!
rons_gurl


2003-01-20 22:04:29		 Great awards posts!!
Very nice. I would love to stick around and oh what the hey I will I got nothin better to do. (sits back to watch rest of awards show) Best thing I've seen yet. rons_gurl out.
nachonaco


2003-01-21 16:49:36		 Awards: The After Party
jedi: Well, here we are at the awards after party. Everyone from KP, even the VA's, is here. naco: CHEESE IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! jedi: Well...that person isn't quite here... Retribution: You know what they.... All 'cept Ret: Shut up! naco: (next to Will Friedle, grins) Hiiiii... CCR: (taps naco on the shoulder) naco: AAAAHH! (jumps up and hits the roof.) jedi: Ooh. That's gotta hurt. naco: Ahh....(hits the moon, then Jupiter, then the rest of the planets, then stars form the word TILT.) Retribution: That happens a lot in cartoons....
comicGenious


2003-01-21 17:39:50		 Awards: The After Party Continues
(Everyone stands around, eating and idly mingling. Suddenly, nachonaco plummets back to Earth, landing with a loud thud.) comicGenious: Hey, nacho, nice of you to drop by. (Everyone pelts comicGenious with food for making such a stupid joke.) jedigirl: Well, that was fun. I don't think we've ever done an awards ceremony. The only question is, what do we do now? comicGenious: I don't know. I'm sure that someone will think of something. Retribution: I wander lonely as a cloud- Everyone: SHUT UP! jedigirl: You're right, I'm sure someone will think of something. (The guests continue to mingle and have a good time)
comicGenious


2003-01-21 20:43:09		 The Awards Continue
(comicGenious and jedigirl walk up to a podium) comicGenious: Hi, welcome back to the awards. jedigirl: You know, all of the other awards shows get some great musical acts to perform at the ceremony, and we don't want to be any exception. So that's why we are proud to present CCR, perf- nachonaco(Leaping out of his seat): Cristy Carlson Romano? jedigirl: No, Creedence Clearwater Revivial. nachonaco: Aw, man. (Sits back down) jedigirl: Actually, they were picked by the commitee because they had the same initials as the star of the show. (Someone comes up and whispers into comicGenious' ear) comicGenious: Ugh, actually, it appears that CCR will *not* be performing tonight. jedigirl: Why, did they cancel on us? comicGenious: No, actually it appears that the group broke up about 10 years ago. jedigirl: Oh. comicGenious: Fortunately, we do have another act ready. Please give a round of applause for one of my favorite bands, AC/DC! (Cut to the stage, where there is no band) (Cut back to comicGenious and jedigirl) comicGenious: Ugh, yeah. I have just been informed that the commitee did not schedule the band to perform tonight. So, ugh, we're going to go to go ahead with the next award. jedigirl: Yes, the next award is for Best Invention. The nominees are: The Centurian Project- (Show a montage from "October 31st" of the Centurian Project doing impressive things. Applause.) jedigirl: The Sattelite Laser- (Show the clip from "Kimmitation Nation" of the Sattelite destroying it's target. Applause.) jedigirl: The Flash Freezer- (Show clip from "Animal Attraction" of the Flash Freezer flash freezing a corn dog. Applause.) jedigirl: And the Super Grass. (Show clip from "Number One" of the grass growing at a rapid pace. Applause.) jedigirl: And the winner is: The Centurian Project. comicGenious: Well, stick around. We'll be back with more awards... and hopefully a musical act.
KimFan4Life


2003-01-21 20:55:59		 eek
I LOVE DA AWARDS *cheers* weeeeeeeee, there pretty funny, im laughin on the inside so flippin hard. if i start laughin out loud my parents will think im messed up...i think its to late for that but yea...
nachonaco


2003-01-21 21:41:06		 Awards
naco: (Sprouts arms and grabs a microphone.) You ready for this? (naco, Ret, jedi, and eventually Will Friedle sing 'His Naco.') naco: WILLLL! (naco chases Will off the stage)
rons_gurl


2003-01-21 22:02:30		 "His Naco" !!!!!
I don't believe it. The song I requested and someone else (so bad of me not to remeber who) wrote the lyrics to made it all the way to the awards!!! And Will Fridle sang it (passes out, but regains conciousness quickly and stands up). Oops probably shouldn't have done that. Later all. (Turns bright red and goes away) rons_gurl out.
comicGenious


2003-01-21 22:37:42		 The Awards Continue
(comicGenious and jedigirl approach the podium) comicGeinous: Hi, and welcome back to the awards. jedigirl: The next category is for- (nachonaco walks onto the stage, looking a little dejected) jedigirl: Hey, nacho, what's wrong? nachonaco(waving a paper): I just got a restraining order from Will Friedle. Apparently I creeped him out a little. jedigirl: Oh well. So what are you going to do now that you can't go within 500 yards of him? nachonaco: Woah, woah, woah. Back up. Who said anything about me staying away from him? I'm just going to have to be more careful when I follow him around. comicGenious: What about the restraining order? nachonaco: You think that this pitiful little piece of paper is going to stop me from seeing Will? Ha! Not a chance. As I said before, Will will be mine. I already have a whole line of costumes made so I can see him and bled in with my surroundings. I have a tree suit, a garbage can suit, a mailbox suit, a... (nachonaco walks off) jedigirl: He needs help. comicGenious: Yeah. Hey, how about that next award? jedigirl: Yes, the next award is for Best Relation to Real Life Experience. The nominees are: Bad Summer Camp Experiences in "Sink or Swim"- (Show clips from "Sink or Swim" of Ron suffering at Camp Wannaweep. Applause.) jedigirl: Trouble asking someone to the dance in "Crush"- (Show clip from "Crush" of Kim trying to ask Josh to the dance. Applause.) jedigirl: Being obsessed about something in "Coach Possible"- comicGenious: I think there's someone here who can testify to that. (nachonaco throws a brick at comicGenious from offstage. It bounces off his head, he is unfazed.) comicGenious: Ha! Hit me in my least vulnerable spot! (Show clip from "Coach Possible" of Kim striving to make the team perfect. Applause.) jedigirl: And learning to accept that some people are better than you in a certain field in "Bueno Nacho". (Show clip from "Bueno Nacho" of Kim confessing her resentment of Ron's superiority in the world of burrito folding.) jedigirl: And the winner is- Bad Summer Camp Memories from "Sink or Swim." comicGenious: That's right. At some point in our lives, all of us have spent a hellish week at some camp. We all have our stories. Want to hear mine? Audience: NO! comicGenious: Fair enough. Well, we'll be right back, with more awards.
rons_gurl


2003-01-21 22:50:21		 Bad Summer Camp Experiences and NN has a restraning order?
Okay I'm glad that Summer Camp won. I had a very bad experience. Read about it in the viewer comments of "Sink or Swim". NN has a restraining order. Does anyone realize how pleased this makes me. I'm not being mean, really, but I do have a slight...oh who am I kidding my obsession with Will is worse than NN's is. It's sad, but true. My name is rons_gurl for more than one reason ya know. Later. rons_gurl out.
Retribution


2003-01-21 23:01:40		 The Awards.
comicGenious: Hello? Is anyone at home? Can you here me? The audience continues talking. comicGenious: Retribution, what did you do to the mike? Retribution: Before pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean. comicGenious: Oh well, maybe someone can come and fix it in a little while... Retribution: Believe in miracles, don't depend on them. comicGenious: Don't be such a pessimest, Retribution! Retribution: A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol. comicGenious: ARGH!!! Retribution: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. comicGenious: Why I'm gonna...! jedigirl: Heh, heh... Stop fighting guys. Ummm, let's go to a commercial. A commercial os Pop Pop Porter's mini corn dogs comes up and ends. nachonaco: Welcome back everyone. The audience continues talking. nachonaco: *takes a deep breath* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The audience immediatly becomes quiet. jedigirl: Well anyways, our nxt award is for best musical performance. The nominees are: Dr. Drakken. (A clip from Tick-Tick-Tick comes up. Drakken: Who wants to build a robot tick? I do! I do!) Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Drakken: What are you, tone-deaf?! I sounded better than.. than.. Retribution: A songbird on a mid-summer afternoon? Drakken: Yeah! Retribution: It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you're not... Drakken: ARGH! comicGenious: Remember Drakken, "'If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.'" jedigirl: Kim... (Clip from Bueno Nacho shows. Kim: Two weeks to jacket! Two weeks to jacket!) Audience: Yah! jedigirl: and... THE GOONS! (Clip from Spoof on "Officer Krupke"(West Side Story) shows. The Goons: Gee, Officer Kimmy, we're very upset; We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. We ain't no delinquents, We're misunderstood. Deep down inside us there is good!) jedigirl: And the winners are, THE GOONS! The Goons: YAH! nachonaco: We'll be back with mor Kim Possible awards soon so stay tuned! Signing Off.
KimStoppable


2003-01-21 23:05:21		 Awards.
A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEARTBURN! That was really funny.
KP rocks


2003-01-22 13:23:26		 Awards
hey hey hey What abought me? i've been here longer that some of the others that are being chousen byt don't get me rong I lvoe thses things i'm laughing too hard NN with a restaning order thats great and I have a new senareow for you mechguy, KP Fan!!, and Mini Gun come back and try to take over the show that would be just like them!
nachonaco


2003-01-22 17:20:45		 Awards
naco: (rips up restraining order document) SCREW THE LAW! WILL SHALL BE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Retribution: Those who obsess are those who... naco: DAH! SHUT IT! Retribution: They don't pay me enough anyway. naco: They don't PAY at all! We're just words molded into characters to personify the insanity of the people on this message board. Translation, I don't have to take any of your stupid proverbial crap. Ret: Ooh. naco: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT LISTENING TO THAT IS LIIIIKE?! IT IS SOOOO BORING! Shego: Hey! naco: What? Copyright and ye shall yell at me if you wish. Ret: Hey! naco: What? Ret: That was a proverb! naco: Who cares, man?
StopRonnable


2003-01-22 17:24:20		 And now, a brief Kimmercial
NAKED MOLERAT ON THE AIR The award winning show from Ronald Stoppable and his adorable pet molerat Rufus, after the first displaying in a gloomy game-manufacturing building, became an instant hit! It has now developed into a full length series! Stay tuned for the first episode tomorrow at six in the morning (in Naked Molerat time of course): 'Gooood little naked molerat...' Guest stars: Kim Possible! And Ned. END TRANSMISSION Back to the awards (PS: Keep up the great work guys, the KP Awards rock!)
comicGenious


2003-01-22 22:50:37		 The Awards (Sorry, I must continue)
(comicGenious and jedigirl approach the podium) comicGenious: Hi, and welcome back to the show. jedigirl: Our next award is for- (Suddenly, nachonaco runs on stage, waving a shoe) nachonaco: I've done it! I've got Will's shoe! A piece of him is mine! HAHAHAHAHAHA! jedigirl: Listen, nacho, you've got to get a grip. (Suddenly, the police burst into the room) Police Officer: Excuse me, but we've recieved a call from a mister Will Friedle. Someone has been stalking him and recently stole his- (see nacho) That's him! nachonaco: You'll never take me alive, coppers! (nachonaco bolts from the building, jumping into a nearby car and driving off at top speed. The police give chase.) comicGenious: Okay, that was odd. Now, back to the awards. jedigirl: Yes, the next category is- (She is cut off by a news bulletin. The anchor from "All the News" sits at her desk.) Newscaster: Good evening, I'm Shelly Chroncite, with some late-breaking news. It appears that an eccentric Kim Possible fan known only as nachonaco, is involved in a high-speed chase with the police. Nacho had apparently been stalking Kim Possible star Will Friedle, and was issued a restraining order. Ignoring the the law-backed document, nacho continued to stalk Friedle, going so far as to steal one of the actor's shoes. When confronted at an awards ceremony by police, nacho fled the scene by stealing an unlocked car, which was licened to Ruggaphile, editor of the TV Tome Kim Possible page. Police have been granted the use of unnecessary violence in apprehending nachonaco. More on this story as it unfolds. (Cut back to comicGenious and jedigirl, who look slightly stunned.) comicGenious: Wow. That was weird. jedigirl: Yeah. Well, ugh, we'll be right back with more awards, and details on nachonaco's persuit.
Retribution


2003-01-23 00:39:07		 The Awards.
nachonaco sits on the floor of her prison cell, mourning. nachonaco: I'm gonna get out one way or another, nothing shall keep me away from Will! A face appears at her bars. jedigirl: Hey nachonaco, you're gonna be free in due time. Retribution (gangsta' style): We're bustin' you outta this lousy flea-ridden' joint. Ain't notin' gonna stop us. nachonaco: What is going on? comicGenious: He's been watching West Side Story again. nachonaco: YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT OF HERE! THEY DON'T SERVE CHEESE WITH THEIR NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!! All gasp. jedigirl: OH MY GOD! comicGenious: THAT IS JUST SICK AND WRONG! Retribution: Yo, I don't know what's eatin' at ya but man, you show it and you are dead. You wanna live in this lousy world? You play it cool! nachonaco: I wanna get even! Retribution: Get cool! nachonaco: I wanna bust out! Retribution: Bust cool! nachonaco: I wanna go! Retribution: Go cool! jedigirl: Where have I seen this before? comicGenious: Don't worry. Just be thankful he isn't saying those proverbs. Retribution: If ya' got an unquenchable flame in ya' belly, ain't no amount a' restraint gonna stop ya'. comicGenious: DOH! Why don't you just- jedigirl: Don't cG. It would be a death wish right now. Retribution: Now y'all listen' up good. We all gonna tie these damned bars to the GJ Jet. Then we all gonna get Will- nachonaco starts crying. Retribution:-Du to haul these little pieces of s- jedigirl: RET! Retribution: Uh... Junk, outta' the f- jedigirl: RET! Retribution: Um... lousy way. comicGenious: Ready Will? nachonaco starts sobbing again. Will Du: Affirmative. Retribution: Pull those bars like the b- comicGenious and jedigirl: RET!!!!!!! Retribution: Er... Obstructions they are. An officer comes. Officer Krupke: What the f- Female Officer: KRUP! Officer Krupke: Um... Heck is going on. Retribution: Will, pull like yo f- jedigirl and comicGenious: RET!!! Retribution: Uh... Messed-up life depended on it. The wall comes free. Everyone climbs in and they fly off towards the awards again. Signing Off.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-23 03:06:54		 The Kim Possible Awards: With A Vengence
(requested by KP rocks) jedigirl: "Thank you all so much for your patience, but we couldn't very well continue without nachonaco." Dr. Drakken: "You could try!" comicGenious: "Now we are proud to present the award--" VOICE: "NOT SO FAST" *Everyone looks over to see six armed terrorists on the edge of the stage.* Retribution: "Who are you?" mechguy: "HELLO IM MECHGUY" Everybody: "Drop the caps!" mechguy: "sorry.these are my clones KP FAN!!! MINI GUN his little brother NICE DUDE and his evil twin.were taking ovre the show" MINI GUN: "WEVE GOT THE PLACE LOCKED UP.YOU CANT ESCAPE" Everybody: "Stop using caps! We can hear you!" jedigirl: "What do you guys want?" NICE DUDE: "after teh way we were treted badly--" Retribution: "You deserved to be treted badly...erm...I mean treated badly!" EVIL NICE DUDE: "thats beside the point.we desrve something good in return.maybe an award *Evil Nice Dude refers to the trophy nachonaco holds* nachonaco: "You don't deserve an award!" KP FAN!!!: "hand it over or Will Friedel gets it" *NICE DUDE has Will, and is holding a laser pistol to his head.* nachonaco: "Nooooo! Not my Willy!" *Drakken and Shego munch on popcorn as they watch the scene as if it were a movie.* KP FAN!!!: "a trade.give us the trofy and we'll give him to you nachonaco" Will Friedel: "Oh, dear God, no!" nachonaco: "Okay. You can have the stupid award, just don't hurt him." *Will Friedel grabs NICE DUDE by the lapels* Will Friedel: "Shoot me! Shoot me now!" comicGenious (to spammer clones): "You know, you're right. We should give you an award. In fact, we are going to give you the same thing we gave Prince Wally, the Knights of Rodeghan, and DNAmy; a nice, long trip. All expenses paid!" Spammers: "really" jedigirl: "Yes. Now give Will to me." *Will Friedel breathes a sigh of relief as jedigirl takes him and not nachonaco. The spammers receive the trophy and are ushered out of the room to their plane.* MINI GUN: "bye.go see terminator3 this sumer" (I wasn't planning on adding to the "awards" stuff, but once I thought of the Will Friedel lines I had to post it. That's the only one I'm gonna do.)
comicGenious


2003-01-23 07:20:18		 Meanwhile, at the Ends of the Earth
(Prince Wally, DNAmy, and the Knights of Rodeghan sit shivering in the show. Suddenly, a plane flies overhead and three figures are thrown out. They land next to the trio.) EVIL NICE DUDE: were are we/.? MINI GUN: IM NOT SURE>?/! mechguy: hello? mechguy: HELLO>? HELLO?E HELLo? mechguy: HeLLOW? HELO?helo?hello? mechguy: Anybdy HERE? mechguy: HelOO/ HellOOO? MINI GUN: Wh's tht over THERE? (EVIL NICE DUDE, MINI GUN, and mechguy, turn to face DNAmy, the Knights, and Prince Wally.) MINI GUN: Hi, heve you seeterminator 3? mechguy: Hello? Anybody out there? mechguy: AnYBODY OUT THERE WHO WANTS TO TALKE? EVIL NICE DUDE: OK, I"M OT MINI GUN OR MECH GUY! I JST WANT PEECE!!!?./#& DNAmy: And they said *we* were annoying.
nachonaco


2003-01-23 17:10:40		 Awards
naco: Well, I've been arrested, got a restraining order, and jedi has my obsession in her possession. My night is full. MINI GUN: hey evrey1 chekc otu termunatur 3 this sommer. jedi: How did he get past the firewall? SECURITY! (those guys from TF appear and take MINI GUN.) MINI: NOOOOOOOO@!#$@$%#^@%@#$@$ I SITLL AVHE 2 SPAAAAAAAAM! naco: Yee-ah.
nachonaco


2003-01-24 23:35:14		 Friends, Fans, and Other Peoplez
to: jedigirl Sorry I haven't included too much of you into the Awards. It is very hard to interpret someone from one computer to another. to: Bon-diggety-dansah! I'll include you in the next Award post that I do. to: Myself More award posts!
nachonaco


2003-01-25 16:20:46		 Awards
jedigirl: And now, we are proud to bring you the entertainment for tonight... naco: Will Friedle? jedigirl: Eh heh. No. He...left. The show. naco: NOOOOOOOO (cut to town) OOOOOOO (cut to country) OOOOOO (cut to outer space viewing Earth) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (cut to solar system) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (naco calls Will, or at least tries.) Operator: We're sorry, but your phone number has been banned from calling. naco: (once again.) NOOOOOOOO (cut to town) OOOOOOO (cut to country) OOOOOO (cut to outer space viewing Earth) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (cut to solar system) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! jedi: Chill, naco. Ret: Remember, a fan is not possible when one can't reach a star. Everyone: THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! naco: And now, the awards for the KP boards! Hey, I rhymed. Move over, Mother Goose. The first one: Most annoying! Which...Drakken already did, but his opinion doesn't really count for anything because he's a crazy wacked-out supervillain with a really bad reputation and a really, really, really bad crimnal record. The nominees are: Three personalities, names witheld... MINI GUN: YOZ I REZENSTS TAHT ERMARKS AND WHY I WAZ NUMIN8ED REALLY VEXOCIES ME OS. naco: Chill...other nominees are, Bad-diggety-dansah!, and me....wait, DRAKKEN! (naco chases after Drakken) Shego (character Shego, not on the boards): And now, we present to you, the winner...nachonaco! naco: (Stops) Hey! Shego: Sorry, but hey, it's the truth. You ARE the most annoying. naco: I'm calling my lawyer! Shego: In our next category, best way to get back at Kim! The nanotick, the Ultimate Robo Warrior, the mind control chip, or NORBERT. The winner is...nanotick. naco: Hey, these awards are supposed to be for the boards! Ooh, another rhyme. Shego: And for biggest obsession...Ron and wrestling, nachonaco with Will Friedle...me with vacations, or Drakken taking over the world. The winner is, nachonaco! naco: YEAH! GO ME! GO ME! GO GO GO ME!
Bad-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-25 17:17:28		 Wha...?
Was I really that bad that I deserved a nomination for most annoying?
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-25 17:17:31		 Yes.
You were.
nachonaco


2003-01-25 18:03:15		 Joke
No, BDD it's just a joke
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-25 19:34:35		 To nachonaco
I know you were joking. I just thought it would be fun for "Bad-diggety-dansah!" to respond. I came up with that identity just because I wanted to figure out how a certain spammer was able to...well, that's history now. Notice how I replied to myself in three seconds! I'm proud of that.