KP Parodies

( Fun with Viewer Comments )


[ As seen in the "Viewer Comments" for "Kim Possible" at TV Tome.]

nachonaco


2003-01-19 18:56:47		 To: Veeken
Here are some more Disney movie and KP parodies you can do and that we'd all love to see I'm sure: Little Mermaid (movie 1 not 2 and not series) Jungle Book Aladdin 1 Anyone got anything else?
comicGenious


2003-01-19 19:24:34		 Disney Parodies
How about an Alice in Wonderland parody? You could have a Cheshire Naked Mole Rat? Bonnie as the Queen of Hearts? The Tweebs as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum (Or in thier case, Tweeble Dee and Tweeble Dum)? Ron as the White Rabbit? It could go something like this... Kim sat under the shade of the tree, quite board. It was so boring just sitting under the tree. But then she remembered what her schoolmaster had told her: "Board is good. Board is safe." Well, what did he know. Kim wanted adventure, Kim wanted excitment. Unfortunataly, non of that was to be found around here. She would have to put up with the normal flowers, the normal clouds, and the normal little white rabbit run past her. "Oh dear, oh dear me. I shall be too late," the rabbit said to itself. Kim did not think this to be too far out of the ordinary (when she thought about it later, she realized that she should have wondered about this, but at the time it seemed very normal), but when the rabbit took a watch out of it's pocket, she realized that she was seeing something very unique. She had never seen a rabbit with a watch, much less a pocket to take one out of. Curiosity overwhelmed her, and she chased after the rabbit.
nachonaco


2003-01-19 20:00:52		 TLM
Will someone write a Little Mermaid one?
comicGenious


2003-01-19 21:43:17		 Re: TLM
A Little Mirmaid one what? Story? If that's what you mean, here you go... Kim bobbed on the surface of the water waiting for the ship. It came by every day, and she never missed it. It was a very special ship, for it always carried a handsome human on it. She had heard the other humans talk to him and it was clear to her that the cute human's name was Josh. She waited a while, kicking her fin under the surface of the water. Alas, she would always have to observe Josh from the water, for she knew that her father (King Possible of the Middleton Sea) would not allow her to interact with humans. 'Oh well,' she thought to herself. 'His boat should be coming by any minute now.' Of course, she didn't really mean that, for mirmaids had no use for time. But she waited anyway, until she saw a boat coming. But it was not Josh's boat. No, this boat had an entirely different person in it. A fat guy with a small beard, it was- Dante Hicks? "What am I doing in this boat?" he wondered aloud to himself. "I'm not even supposed to *be* in this story." he complained. His boat drifted away. So Kim waited a while longer, and at last his boat came. She dived beneath the surface of the water, so as not to be seen. She waited until the boat was right above her before she surfaced. Careful not to be seen, Kim surfaced alongside the boat. She looked into the boat to admire Josh, unbeknownst to her that she was being watched. A little Naked Mole Rat Fish watched as she swam along with the boat. After a moment, it dove underneath the surface of the water to it's mirowner.
nachonaco


2003-01-19 22:29:09		 Good!
That was good...
nachonaco


2003-01-20 14:12:40		 Thankz
Can you write more of TLM? The story you wrote was awesome.
comicGenious


2003-01-20 14:39:13		 Re: Thankz
Okay, here it goes... The Naked Mole Rat Fish (who, for length reasons, will now just be called the Rufus Fish) swam into the dark depths of the ocean towards its mirowner, Ron. It found Ron, who was eating a seanaco (don't ask what it's made of. Trust us, you don't want to know). The Rufus Fish swam over and chattered at Ron. "What is it, Rufus?" Rufus chattered at Ron some more. "Timmy's trapped in a well?" asked Ron. Rufus groaned and pointed to the surface. "No, Rufus. We're not supposed to go to the surface." said Ron. Rufus groaned again, it was tough talking to Ron. Thinking quickly, Rufus grabbed a small rock and made a picture in the sand which depicted Kim on the surface, watching a boat. "Oh, Kim's on the surface again!" "Mm hm!" said Rufus, glad that Ron had finally figured it out. "I'm supposed to tell King and Queen Possible when she does that, right?" he asked. "Yup!" said Rufus. And with that, Ron and Rufus Fish swam towards the Middleton Sea Palace.
comicGenious


2003-01-20 16:39:01		 TLM
And the story continues... Ron and Rufus Fish swim to the Middleton Sea Palace to inform King and Queen Possible that their daughter has been to the surface again. They are spotted by Wade, one of Kim's mirfriends who keeps track of everything that goes on. He decides to give Kim a beep. Kim floats on the surface, watching Josh on the boat. Suddenly, her Kimmirmaidmunicator (whew!) goes off. "What up, Wade?" she asks. "It's Ron. He's going towards the Middleton Sea Palace. I think he saw you on the surface." "Thanks for the tip, Wade." she said, shutting off the Kimmirmaidmunicator. She quickly dove under the water, hoping to intercept Ron. She might have made it, too, if she hadn't been stopped. "What's the rush, Kim?" snarled Bonnie. Bonnie was one of the mirpeople who Kim really disliked. Bonnie felt the same way. "Hi, Bonnie. Love to stay and chat, but I have to go find Ron." she said, trying to swim around Bonnie. "Why, are you so keen on finding him. (Faux shock) You haven't been to the surface again, have you?" "No." Kim lied. "Then why the rush?" Kim looked at her watch, it was no use. Ron would have gotten to her parents by now. Hope was lost. "Look, I really have to go." said Kim, swimming around Bonnie. "Good luck with your parents!" Bonnie called after her, an evil grin on her face. Kim arrived at the palace a short while later, to find her parents waiting for her. "Kimberly Ann Possible." said her father, a note of anger in his voice. "We need to talk." "Look, I can explain." started Kim. "You don't need to explain anything. You deliberately disobayed me, you went to the surface." "Look, I'm sorry, but-" "But nothing, young mirlady. You are seagrounded." Kim groaned, once her father made a decission there was no changing it. Reluctantly, she went to her room.
nachonaco


2003-01-20 16:47:27		 Good!
I want more...dang its good
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-20 17:05:38		 ComicGenious
Isn't it mermaid, not mirmaid? Buffoon! Nah, I'm just kidding! :) Smile!
comicGenious


2003-01-20 18:02:52		 TLM
And, the ever continuing story of TLM... Ron swam into the Middleton Sea Palace shortly after Kim had swam out. "Your Majesties Possible." said Ron. "I spotted Kim at the surf-" "We already know, Ron." said Queen Possible. "Bonnie told us." "Oh, okay then. I guess I'll be going." "Hold on, Ronald." said King Possible. "You and Kimberly 'hang out' a lot, right?" "Right. Why?" "Well, Ronald, it seems that I can't keep track of Kimberly well enought." "And you are right. I mean, you're the King. You've got things to do. You need someone to watch her for you." "You're absolutely right, Ronald." "I'm glad you took my advice, sir. But you have to find someone she knows and trust, so she doesn't think that they were sent by you." "That's a good point, Ronald." "Of course it is." "That's why you are going to do it." Ron stood, dumbstruck for a moment. "I really should have seen that coming." he said to himself. And he swam off in search of Kim. Kim floated in her room, thinking about Josh. "If only I could be human, then I could see him. But that's rediculous, I can't become human." "Can't you." said a voice. Kim spun around (as much as you can spin in water) to see who was speaking. She saw a green and black mirteen hovering at the entrance of her room. "Who are you?" Kim asked. "I am Shego, assistant to Drakken, solver of all problems." "Can he get gum out of carpet?" "OK! *Almost* all problems. Look, the point is he can make you human." "He can?" "That's what I said." replied Shego. "Follow me." Ron arrived just in time to see Kim following a green and black mirteen out of her room. Not knowing how to handle the situation, Ron hung back and slowly swam after them. Kim and Shego arrived at Drakken's lair a short while later, and Ron hid himself in the shadows. "Drakken, Kim Possible to see you." said Shego. "Ahh, Kim Possible. So nice of you to join us." "How do you know my name?" Kim asked. "It doesn't matter." said Drakken. "The point is, I can make you human." "Really?" "That's what I said, isn't it?" Drakken went over to a counter where there were several beakers full of differently colored liquids. "I have here a potiont that will turn you into a human for 3 days." "Why 3?" "Why not? Look, do you want to be human or not?" "Yes." "Then you can have this" he said, offering it to her, then snatching it back. "For a price." "What do you want?" "For your portion of the kingdom." he said, producing a contract. "What? I can't sign that over." objected Kim. "Sure you can. And, if you're human, you won't need it, now will you?" said Drakken. "I guess you're right. Where do I sign?" Kim quickly studied the contract and signed the contract and took the beaker and drank. Suddenly, she felt very dizzy. She started chocking and she felt herself changing. He fin split into two pairs of legs and she found it incredably hard to breath. As she rose to the surface, she heard voices echoing through her head. "You can't go to the surface... surface... surface." "You're seagrounded... grounded... grounded... grounded." "Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota...Mota...Mota..." Just as she was about to black out, Kim's head popped above the surface. She was human.
nachonaco


2003-01-20 18:09:33		 Heh...
Funny. It works for stains, but it might work for gum...try club soda...100/100!
nachonaco


2003-01-20 19:54:54		 LM
Is the one you're doing based on the book by Hans Christian Anderson, or the Disney movie? Either way, I dun mind.
comicGenious


2003-01-20 20:26:09		 Re: LM
To tell you the truth, I have no idea. I'm taking the basic story and putting it into a Kim format.
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-01-21 00:32:13		 comicGenious
Originally posted by you: "Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota...Mota...Mota..." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! But the original words were "pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon,". Were you afraid you'd get sued for plagiarism? Still, very funny.
Katieqk


2003-01-22 14:34:20		 To ComicGenious:
Kimmirmaidmunicator! I love it!
comicGenious


2003-01-22 15:27:22		 To: Katieqk
Thank you. That's actually one of my favorie gags in the story (next to "Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota...Mota...Mota..." and Dante Hicks sailing by (which, if the story continues, will grow into a larger gag)). To: KP rocks Hmm, mechguy, KP FAN!!!, MINI GUN, and NICE DUDE. I'll think about that one.
spongeZIMdib


2003-01-22 15:41:47
i've got a good reason for Kim to go in Kim in wonderland- "Being a blue fox, she could not resist a challenge, so she hopped in"
comicGenious


2003-01-28 16:54:01		 TLM
Almost done with this rediculous parody... Kim sat on the land, studying her new legs. As she did, Ron popped up on the surface. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" he shouted. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?!" "Ron, calm down," said Kim. "Don't panic." "Don't panic? DON'T PANIC?! I was given the simple assignment of making sure that you didn't get into any trouble, and now you're a human! Why SHOULDN'T I panic?" "Relax, I've got everything under control," said Kim. At that moment, Josh happened to be walking along the beach, and he spotted Kim from a distance. "Hey!" he shouted, and began to run towards her. "Listen, Ron," said Kim. "You go get some supplies and meet me back here at dark. I'll explain everything." "Okay, but you'd better have a plan." "Don't worry, I do." With that, Ron dove underwater. He swam to a nearby unerwater convenience store. He picked out as much food as he could, and took them to the checkout counter. "Just this stuff," he told the clerk. "37 cents," said the clerk, not even looking up from his MAD Magazine. (Wait a second, I've seen this clerk before. It's Randal Graves- what's going on here?) Ron paid for the items and swam back to the surface, hoping that Kim really had a plan.
comicGenious


2003-01-31 17:46:17		 TLM
In the homestreach... Kim stood rather akwardly on the beach as Josh approached. It wasn't because she was embarassed or anything (on the contrary, she knew exactly how things were going to go), but because she had only had her legs for so long, and it takes a while to learn how to stand. So she stood akwardly (But we've already discussed that) as Josh approached. "Hi," he said simply. "Hi," answered Kim, also simply. "Haven't I seen you before?" asked Josh. "I swear, I've seen you before." "No, I don't think so," replied Kim. "Oh well," said Josh, "you want to go for a walk or something?" "Yeah, alright. Whatever," said Kim, although she wanted to say 'YES! YES! I WOULD LOVE TO GO FOR A WALK WITH YOU! My love for you is like nachonaco's for Will Friedle! If feet be the motion of love, WALK ON.' But she was senisble enough to know not to say that and decided to go with the answer she had given. They spent a fair afternoon walking around the local vilage. It wasn't all Kim had expected. Josh was far less majestic and cool than he had seemed when she had to watch him in secret from the sea. But, remembering that she was only up here for a short time, decided to make the best of it. She had him buy her a lot of stuff, and they went to a lot of stores. The day would have passed uneventfully, had they not passed a small convenience store... As they walked passed, Kim noticed something that troubled her a little. Hanging outside the convenience store were two figures. One of them was tall and skinny, with long blonde hair, who was constanly talking. Beside him stood a shorter, fat man with a beard who didn't speak at all. She could tell that they weren't spies for Drakken (they looked a little incompitent for that), but they bothered her nonetheless. "Hey, can you excuse me for a minute?" she said to Josh. "There's something that's been nagging me for a while and I want it cleared up." "Okay," said Josh, still wearing that smug look he always wore (you know what I mean). Kim walked up to the two figures. "Yo! Anybody want to buy some firecrackers?" yelled the tall one. "High class firecrackers. Cheap!" "Okay, what's the deal?" asked Kim. "What do you mean, what's the deal?" he asked her. "Lunchbox and I are just standing out here making a living." "No, I want to know what's up with all these 'Clerks' references." "'Clerks' references?" asked the tall one. "You heard me," said Kim. "First, Dante floats past me in a boat. Then, Ron buys food from Randal. Now, you two are here doing what you did in the movie and TV series. What's going on?" "Look, I don't know what you're talking abou-" started the tall one, before the fat one inturrupted him. "The deal is, Chris Bailey directed both of these cartoons. Ours and yours." "That's it?" asked Kim. "That was the author's meaning behind all the 'Clerks' characters? Just to point out that Chris Bailey directed both cartoons? He's directed a bunch of cartoons." "But they've been on the air for more than two episodes," said the fat one. "Okay, so is that it? No more characters?" asked Kim. "We're gone," said the fat one, as he and the tall one walked away. Kim walked back to Josh. "What was that about?" asked Josh. "Nothing," said Kim; and it was the truth. Meanwhile, back in Drakken's secret seacave lair, Drakken and Shego plot their next move. "Okay," said Drakken, looking over some plans. "This time, nothing will stop us from taking over the seaworld. All we have to do is wait for our little Kimmy's three days to expire, then I will reign King." He and Shego laugh menacingly.
nachonaco


2003-01-31 17:52:13		 Cool!
I'm honored that I was actually mentioned!
nachonaco


2003-01-31 18:49:00		 *ponders*
You should write (since inevitably Kim'll win) an alternate ending. Not to push ya too far.
comicGenious


2003-01-31 20:20:08		 TLM
And now, to finish that which I was asked to start... The rest of the day that Kim spent with Josh was rather uneventful. Now that Kim had got to know him, Josh was actually pretty boring. Eventually, dusk fell. "Well, I had fun today," said Kim. "So did I," said Josh. "Well, I guess I'll see you," said Kim. "Yeah, I'll see you," said Josh, and he walked off. Kim stared down the street for a while, marveling at how simple the human world was, and how they insisted on complicating it. For instance: Taxes. She did not understand this at all. You paid for something, then you paid a little more money. She just didn't get it. She looked up at the moon and decided that she had better meet with Ron (she would have checked her watch, but she hadn't bought one, as time means nothing to a mirmaid). She hurried off towards the beach. By the time she had gotten there, Ron was already waiting for her, munching on some of his snacks. "So, how was land boy?" he asked. "Pretty boring, actually," confessed Kim. "All he wanted to talk about were sports." "So, how's the food up there?" Ron inquired. "Mmm hmm, food!" chattered the Rufus Fish, popping up beside Ron. "It's the same stuff we have down there," said Kim. "To tell the truth, human life isn't as majestic and grand as I thought it would be. It's actually quite boring. How're things back home?" "I've got your back. Your dad has been looking for you, and I told him that you were busy studying." "You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the ocean. I've always been so curious about this world that I guess I sort of took my own world for grantit." They pause for a moment, reflecting on the important lesson that the author has thrown in. "So, you'll be back in two days?" "Yeah, two days left up here. Don't worry, it won't seem like long." Two days later. Kim and Josh are on his little boat, sailing in the ocean. From underneath the water, they were being watched by a dark figure, Drakken. He consulted his new oxygen-proof watch, counting down the time that Kim had left to be human. (It turns out that only evil sea creatures have any use for time, which the discovery of, ironically, is usually what causes them to become evil.) In just that short amount of time, the entire Middleton sea would be under his command. He laughed an evil laugh, which came out in little bubbles. On the surface, several bubbles came to the surface that seemed to release a laughing sound, but Kim didn't really notice. She only knew that she had a short time left to be human, and that any moment- Oh wait, it was happening now. Her legs fused together and grew scales, giving her back her fin. Quickly, she jumped off the side of the boat, to set her plan in action. Josh, however, did not see any of this. He was busy admiring his reflection in the water on the opposite side of the boat (that's the kind of person he was). Drakken and Shego were swimming towards the Middleton Sea Palace at a furious pace. They reached the gate a few seconds later (which was only noticed by Drakken, as he was the only one who knew about time, but we've done that). Just as he was about to open the gate, they were stopped by a voice. "I don't think so, Drakken." Drakken spun around (as much as you can spin under water) and found Kim, now back in mirteen form. "Ah, Kim Possible. So we meet again. I'm going to take over the Kingdome, and there's nothing you can do about it." "Over my dead body," said Kim. "That can be arranged," said Drakken. "Shego!" Shego swam into action, going after Kim. She tried to grab Kim, but Kim got a hold of her arms and flipped (as much as you can flip underwater) her over head, and into a wall, knocking her unconcious. "Now for you, Drakken," said Kim. "I don't think so," he said. "We had a contract, remember?" he brandished the contract at her. "Oh, I remember that just fine. In fact, that's how I'm going to stop you." "Come again?" asked Drakken, slightly confused. Kim grabbed the contract from him, at this time, Shego regained conciousness and floated near the two. "It's right here," said Kim, pointing to a section of the contract. "If the client is not fully satisfied with what they experienced on the land, the seller didn't do them any favors, and the contract is null. In other words," she said, throwing the contract back at Drakken, "I wasn't happy with the land, so you don't get squat." Drakken stared, it was all he could do. He stared at the contract, then at Kim, then at Shego. He did this pattern a few more times, then spoke to Shego, quite angry. "Why did you put that clause in?" he shouted at her. "Hey, I didn't think that anyone would actually read it all the way through. Besides, I have to, it's part of the process. I couldn't get a contract made up if that clause wasn't in it." Drakken just fumed, because he knew that there was nothing he could do. He angrily signaled to Shego and they swam away. Satisfied with her work, Kim swam into the palace, ready to resume her normal life. The End (Coming Soon: Kim's Guide to the Galaxy)
nachonaco


2003-01-31 20:29:43		 :)
Thankz!
nachonaco


2003-01-31 23:53:10		 101 Naked Mole Rats
(Rufus' POV) Rufus: (narration) I live in a small house with my pet, Ron Stoppable. That's him, over there. The human. He saves the world with Kim Possible. I help out. It was Saturday, and about time for our daily trip to Bueno Nacho. We're meeting Kim there. Ron: Rufus! You ready? Rufus: Mm hmm! (At Bueno Nacho) Kim: Ron, you'll never guess what I got today! (Pulls a girl naked mole rat out of her pocket) Her name's Rita. She's about the same age as Rufus. Ron: That rocks, Kim! (Rufus walks over to Rita and the two start playing.) Ron: That's so sweet! Kim: Yeah, in a weird way. (A few weeks later.) Kim: Ron! Ron! Ron: Are they here yet? (Obviously, if you've seen 101 Dalmatians, you know.) Kim: Yeah! 15 of them! (Cut to Drakken and Shego.) Drakken: How to defeat Kim Possible... (Shego, as usual, pays no attention, files nails. Two of the goons, resembling Jasper and Horace, run up.) Jasper Goon: We just got some good info, boss! Horace Goon: Yeah! Jasper Goon: Kim Possible just got a naked mole rat! (nachonaco and the other fan club guys fall through the ceiling.) naco: Where are we? I TOLD you to check the MAP, Ret! (They walk off) Drakken: And how is this fact relevant? Shego: You don't get it, do you? Drakken: No, I'm vexed. Shego: We kidnap them! With the other 74 we've got! Drakken: Why'd we get those? Shego: Augh! BECAUSE OF YOUR PSYCHO RAT PLAN! Drakken: Oh yeah. (At Kim's house) Kim: Mom! Ron and I are going out! Can you make sure the babies are safe? Mrs. Dr. Possible: Sure, honey! Kim: All right, bye! Mrs. Dr. Possible: See ya! (Kim leaves, just before Drakken and Shego sneak in and take the rats.)
nachonaco


2003-02-01 17:57:38		 101 Naked Mole Rats
Somebody read my first post please!
comicGenious


2003-02-01 18:09:50		 Re: 101 Naked Mole Rats
I read it. I thought it was very good.
nachonaco


2003-02-01 18:14:57		 Thanks!
Thanks! I bet if Kim actually dated Ron, she'd get a naked mole rat
comicGenious


2003-02-01 18:30:06		 Kim in Wonderland
Kim sat underneath the tree, doing nothing. It was a lot of work doing nothing, but she was doing it just fine. She was bored, to tell the truth. Terribley bored. Then she remembered what her professor had told her: "Bored is good. Bored is safe." Oh well, what did her professor know anyway? She wanted adventure, she wanted excitment, she wanted to battle evil villains and save the world. She had no idea how she came up with that last one, but it seemed like a cool idea. So, she sat back and continued to do nothing. She would have continued to do nothing for the rest of the day, possibley stopping the late afternoon for tea, if she hadn't seen a small Naked Mole Rat run past her. "Woo. Late! Ugh oh!" said the small animal. Kim didn't think this was odd, (in fact, it seemed to be just the thing a Naked Mole rat would say to itself), but the thing that really grabbed her interest was the fact that the Mole Rat pulled a pocket watch out of it's waistcoat pocket. Kim had never seen a Naked Mole Rat with a pocket watch, much less a waistcoat pocket to pull one out of. Curiosity overcame her, and she decided to follow the curious little animal. She followed the animal to a small Naked Mole Rat hole, which it disappeared into. "How curious," Kim said to herself. Carefully, she stepped into the hole (ignoring common sense). Instantly she began to fall. She fell, fell, fell, and fell somemore (stopping in what seemed to be the late afternoon for tea while falling). After a long while, she began to wonder how deep the hole was and, more importatnly, what was at the bottom? It wouldn't bother her if there were matresses at the bottom, or maybe a pile of feathers. She sincerely hoped that there were not spikes, or sharp rocks. She fell, fell, and fell somemore. "I must be near the bottom," she said to no one imparticular, "I've been falling for quite a while. And she was right, for seconds later, she hit the ground (which turned out to, in fact, be a pile of matresses, lucky her).
nachonaco


2003-02-01 18:37:55		 101 Naked Mole Rats
NOTE: I said they also kidnapped 74, change to 84, k? Drakken: (Grabs the rats) That was too easy! (Mrs. Dr. P approaches them with a frying pan.) Mrs. Dr. P: Put those rats down or I'll knock the stupid out of both of you! (You gotta see Patch's London Adventure to understand that line. That movie is nice.) (Drakken and Shego shove her into a closet) Shego: You were right. That WAS easy. (nacho and the other guys appear) naco: Not as long as we're around. (They're shoved into the closet) naco: Got any snacks? (Everyone stares) Narrator: Tune in next time for 101 Naked Mole Rats Part three! What's up with all of the fan club guys? What will happen to the rats? WHO WILL EAT ALL THE NACOOOOS?
StopRonnable(Hitoki)


2003-02-01 18:56:42		 Re:101
Cool! I actually didn' notice it lasttime- kanimi. But i went back and read it- It's ace! More soon, NN?
comicGenious


2003-02-01 19:01:56		 Kim in Wonderland
And now, Kim begins her strange journey into Wonderland... Kim got up off the pile of matresess and looked around the room. It was a rather plain room, a single table with a box and little bottle on it. She went over to it and read both lables. "Eat me," read the lable on the small box. Upon cloer examination, she discovered that the box contained some small nachos. The lable of the bolltle read: "Drink me." "Hmmm," said Kim, apparently to herself, "Well, I'm not particularly thirsty, so I'll just have some nachos." She popped a few into her mouth, and immedietly grew 10 feet. "Oh my," she said. "That wasn't too bright." Deciding to see what the bottle did, she took a drink, and immedietly shrank 9 and 1/2 feet. "This isn't that much better," she thought. She cautiously nibbled on a nacho and grew back to her normal height. "Now what do I do?" she thought. "Go through one of the doors," said a voice that was not Kim's. At that moment, two things raced through Kim's mind. First: Who said that? and Second: What doors? When she had come in, the room didn't have any doors. But, when she looked around, she found multiple doors of varying size and shape all over the place. Deciding to forget about her first inquiry, she tried a door to her left. She opened it and found Dr. Mrs. Possible and nachonaco. "Help!" shouted Dr. Mrs. Possible. "They took the puppies!" "And they didn't leave any food!" shouted nachonaco. "Oh, sorry," said Kim. "Wrong story," she said, and she shut the door. She tried another. "Okay, the Kim Possible fan club will come to order," said Ruggaphile. "Darn, that's not my story either," said Kim, closing that door as well. "Well, third time's a charm," she though as she tried another door. As it turns out, third time is, contrary to popular belief, *not* the charm (actually, the 42nd time is the charm, but Kim did not know this) and she found herself looking at the New York City skyline. A beautiful sight, actually. Reluctantly, she shut that door and tried another. This door revealed an infinate number of monkey with an infinate number of typewriters. Suddenly, one of them stood up, holding a stack of papers. "Gentlemen," it said, "we've finally done it. We've completed 'Hamlet.'" She shut the door and tried another, and another, and another, and another, etc. After a terribley long while, she began to get discouraged. "I swear," she said, "if this door doesn't connect to the story I'm giving up." She opened the door. This door did, in fact, connect to her story (it being the 42nd door she opened, and 42 times is the charm). It revealed a strange-looking land that seemed to scream adventure and excitment. In fact, it did actually scream. "ADVENTURE AND EXCITMENT HERE! COME AND GET YOUR ADVENTURE AND EXCITMENT! THAT IS ALL!" "Finally," thought Kim, and she stepped through the door.
StopRonnable(Hitoki)


2003-02-01 19:06:17		 Re: comicGenious
Genius, dude- tht rocked. the 42 times a charm and the different stories ruled! ^_____^ (waits for the next part) now I have two good parodies to look out for..
comicGenious


2003-02-01 19:34:01		 Kim in Wonderland
Thanks, StopRonnable(Hitoki), and the story continues... Suddenly, Kim heard the door shut and she spun around (as much as you can spin underwa- oops! Wrong parody.) and found that the door had disappeared. Where was she, she thought. In front of her, she saw a dark forrest and two pathes, with a sign poiting in the two directions. The sign poiting down the path to the left read: "one way." While the sign pointing down the path to the right read: "Another way." 'Hmm,' she thought, that wasn't much help. "Which way should I go?" she said aloud to herself. "Well, that depends on which way you want to go," said a voice. It seemed to be coming from the trees, so she looked in that direction (being the most logical direction to look in. I mean, it wouldn't have made much sense to look towards the lake since the voice obviously didn't come from there.) Hidden in the trees, she saw a boy sitting on a limb (a tree limb, not a body part). "If you want to go One way, then go One way. If you want to go Another way, go Another way." "What?" asked Kim, slightly confused. "Although it doesn't really matter which road you choose. You could just as easily wind up at the end of One way by going Another way." "But that doesn't make any sense," said Kim. "If One way goes one way and Another way goes another way, they shouldn't wind up in opposite places." "That's true. But all of us here are not all here, you see. But we're not all there, either," he said with a grin. "But that's absurd!" said Kim. "How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?" She had no idea what she meant, but she suspected that the boy in the tree wouldn't notice. "Who says that we can't be?" replied the boy. But the boy didn't reply, for he was, in fact, not all there. Most of his body had disappeared, and his head was floating in mid-air. Then his head disappeared, leaving his eyes and grinning mouth. Soon, the eyes blinked (disappearing in the process) and the grin faded away. "You see?" said the voice of the boy who had once been there. He reappeared, floating upside down in mid-air. "You're mad," said Kim, coming to the conclusion that he was mad. "We're all mad, here," he replied. In fact, there were so many mad people here that we had to put some of the nuttier ones elsewhere. There are even some in your world." "Like who?" asked Kim. "Mostly politicians," he replied. "And nachonaco and comicGenious. They were extremely mad, even for us." His body disappeared again, leaving his eyes and grin floating upside down. "Look, I'm not so sure that I like it here. How do I leave?" But she wasn't going to get a clear answer from the boy in the tree. He just started laughing and his mouth and eyes disappeared again. They suddenly reappeared. "Do you have any nacos?" he inquired. "No," said Kim. "Oh, all right." and he laughed himself into nothingness again. 'This is going to be a loooong day,' thought Kim, and she started down one of the pathes.
Drakken Darling


2003-02-01 23:30:34		 To comicGenious and nachonaco
Keep the Kim in Wonderland and 101 Naked Mole Rats post coming!
comicGenious


2003-02-02 20:00:22		 Kim in Wonderland
The strange, complicated journey continues... Kim walked down the path she had chosen, keeping an eye out around her. With all that she had seen so far, she wasn't going to take any chances. Suddenly, she heard a phone ring. Puzzled, she looked around, she didn't see anyplace for a phone to be. She glanced to her left and, to her astonishment, saw a pay phone bolted to a tree. 'That's odd,' said Kim, not realizing that 'odd' was much to mild a description for the situation, 'that wasn't there before.' She looked around, there didn't seem to be anyone else around. Timidly, she picked up the phone. "Hello?" said Kim. "Hello, Neo. Do you want to know the truth about the Matrix?" said the voice on the phone. "Excuse me?" asked Kim, not entirely unbaffled. "Would you like to know the truth, Neo?" said the voice. "My name's not Neo," said Kim. "What?" said the voice. There was a pause. "Oh, I'm sorry," the voice said, "I've got the wrong story." The person on the other side then hung up the phone. Kim hung her end up too and began to walk away, when it suddenly occurred to her that she could use the phone to call for help. She turned around, only to find that the phone had disappeared. "Figures," she said to herself, and walked off again.
comicGenious


2003-02-02 22:53:32		 Kim in Wonderland
A strange place with stranger people, Kim's journey continues... Kim continued down the path she had chosen, she had been walking for a while and was very confused by this place. "I wonder if there's anything even remotely normal here?" she wondered aloud. At that moment, a nearby bush turned into an eagle and flew away. "Ask a stupid question..." said Kim, and she continued her walk. She walked until she reached a clearing, at the clearing, she some people having what appeared to be a party. She saw two people sitting at a long table littered with Mexican food, and a few boxes that said 'Bueno Nacho.' 'Well,' she thought, 'there's at least *one* familiar thing here.' She made her way to the table. As she approached, she realized that only one person was sitting; the other appeared to be dancing. "Ugh, hi!" she said. The one at the table looked up at her, then turned to the one who was dancing. "You, BDD, we have a visitor." The dancing one stopped, and looked at Kim. "Hi, I'm Retribution, and this is Bon-diggety-dansah! We were just having our lunch break." "A lunch break, eh? What are you taking a break from?" asked Kim. "From being bored." replied BDD. "It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it. I was working on a dance of my own creation; I call it, 'The BDD.' Do you like it?" He did a sample of his dance. "Ugh, yeah. It's great." said Kim. "And I compose one-liners and proverbs." said Retribution. "What do you think of this one: 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.'" "Very thought provoking," said Kim, realizing that she had stumbled onto another bunch of loonies. "Say, have you seen nachonaco? He was supposed to pick up some more food from Bueno Nacho." "Oh, he got tied up in another story. I think he got lost," replied Kim. "So, would you like to join us for lunch? I was just about to do the Charleston, the Jitterbug, and the Mexican Hat Dance all at once." "Oh, I'd love to," said Kim, trying to think of a way out of this place, "but I've, ugh, I've..." "Woo! Late! Ugh oh! Late!" squealed a tiny voice from back on the path. Kim turned and saw the little Naked Mole Rat hurrying nervously along, checking it's watch every few steps. "I've got to go see where that little Naked Mole Rat is off to," she said quickly. "Oh, him?" said Bon-diggety-dansah!. "He's off to the King of Clover's golf tournament." 'A king,' thought Kim, 'how interesting.' "Well, thank you very much. I must be going." "Wait," said Retribution. "Do you happen to have any nachos on you, by any chance?" "Ugh, as a matter of fact I do," said Kim, remembering the nachos she had picked up earlier, though she had forgotten why she had them. "Oh, thank you," said Retribution, hungrily devouring the nachos. When he had finished, he grew 100 feet. "Hey, I can see my house from here!" he exclaimed. "Yeah, gotta go!" said Kim, running after the Naked Mole Rat.
comicGenious


2003-02-05 20:25:46		 Kim in Wonderland
Now that the main board is back, the journey may continue... Kim quickly ran after the Naked Mole Rat and away from Retribution and Bon-diggety-dansah!'s Mexican Food Lunch. She couldn't imagine that they actually had to be bored for a living. It didn't make sense (then again, nothin in this place did). She continued to follow the Naked Mole Rat, until she ran into a door that had appeared out of nowhere. "Where do all these doors keep coming from?" she asked herself. Cautiously, she opened the door and peared inside. "Okay," said Michael Eisner, "we've given them reruns for all eternity and pre-empted one of the showings for 'Lizzie McGuire.' So, gentlemen, what else can we do to make Kim Possible Fans miserable?" "How about we shut down their message board at the TV Tome site?" suggested one of Eisner's men. "Brilliant!" remarked Eisner. Kim quickly shut the door, it was too horrible a scene to watch. As spontaniously as the door had appeared it had disappeared, and Kim continued to track the Naked Mole Rat. Soon she saw it wander onto a golf course and walk up to a man with a beard, and what appeared to be a skirt. "Oh great, that's just too weird. He's wearing a skirt," Kim said to herself. "It's not a skirt!" the man shouted, "It's a KILT!" "Fine," said Kim. "So, you've come to play a few holes with the King of Clovers?" Kim wasn't sure what he was talking about, but decided to pretend that she understood. "Yeah, that's what I came to do," she replied. "Well then, grab a club." He handed Kim and bag with several bent, metal sticks in it (She never played golf, and was not familiar with the equipment). She picked up a stick and held it rather akwardly. The man picked up a small ball and set it on the ground. He then swung the stick back and yelled, "FORE!" He then smakced the ball far off into the distance. Kim watched as the ball landed in a small hole. "Your turn, lass," said the man. Kim picked up a ball and found that it seemed to be struggling. "Oh, you've got a live one there, lass," said the man. Not knowing quite what to do, Kim put the ball on the ground and tried to imitate the man's motion. But, as soon as she had swung the club back, the ball had started to sneak away. "Stay!" growled the man, and the ball crept back to it's original position. Kim swung the club at the ball and was surprised when she hit it. It soared through the air towards the hole. It was going, it was going to make it into the hole. The ball was mere inches from the hole, when the hole suddenly moved. The ball landed on the ground with a small 'thud' and began to roll after the hole, which appeared to be running away. The ball chased it off into the distance. "AGH!" exclaimed the man. "You've lost one of me balls!" "Look, I'm sorry, but I didn't lose it, it ran away," said Kim, realizing how strange a statement this was. "That's not the point!" screamed the man, "Now I'm one ball short, and you're gonna pay for it!" The man then picked up his golf club and swung at Kim. Kim quickly sprinted, closely followed by the rouge golfer. She was running quickly, but the man was quickly gaining ground. Suddenly, she smacked into a door that had suddenly appeared. 'I don't care what's on the other side,' thought Kim. 'It's got to be safer than where I am now!' She opened the door and slipped inside.
comicGenious


2003-02-05 21:43:22		 Kim in Wonderland
Kim nears the end of her journey... Kim stood, breathing heavily for a moment. She had lost the man in the kilt, but had lost herself in the process. She looked around where the door had taken her, and found that she was in a large room with a lot of doors (NOTE: It's not the same room full of doors that she had first entered, but an entirely different one). She decided to try some of the doors, hoping that one of them would lead someplace near the end of her story. She tried the first door; "How about this?" said one of Eisner's lackies. "We devote an entire day to 'Lizzie McGuire,' and pre-empt 'Kim Possible' in the process!" "Brilliant!" exclaimed Eisner. She shut the door, annoyed. Not only was it horrible and did not connect with her story, but she had opened it before. "The writer must be running out of ideas," she said alound. She opened a second door and found herself staring down a giant Tyrannosaurus Rex. "I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!" screamed Kim, slamming the door shut. Cautiously, she tried a third door. She peered into the third door and saw the back end of a small boat. "Man goes into cage, cage goes into water. Shark's in the water, *our* shark," said a salty-looking old man. Kim shut the door, she definately didn't want to stick around for *that* story. She tried another door and looked in. She saw that this door led to a hockey rink. She saw that a puck was headed straight for her and immedietly shut the door. And so Kim tried another door, and another, and another, and another, and another like she had done when she first arrived in this strange place. Then, when she had reached her 42nd try, she saw that the door had writing on it. "To Trial/End" it read. "Hmm, the end," Kim thought. She opened the door and stepped inside. She found herself in a courtroom, with a lot of people in it. Many of them she recognized as the people she had seen throughout her journey. Quietly she found a seat, and the trial began.
comicGenious


2003-02-06 18:29:26		 Kim in Wonderland
Kim's odd journey comes to an end with the trial of the century... Kim watched as the trial began. "All rise for the honorable Judge Barkin!" shouted the baliff. Everyone in the courtroom stood up as Judge Barkin entered. When he got to his seat, eveyone sat down. "Okay, the lawyers for today's case are jedigirl and Drakken Darling," read Barkin, looking at the two lawyers, "with jedigirl for the defense and Drakken Darling for the plaintiff. jedigirl, you may call your first witness." "I call to the stand," said jedigirl, rising, "Mr. George Lucas." Kim didn't expect George Lucas to be in the court, but apparently he was, for he approached the bench and the baliff swore him in. "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, say 'what?'" "What?" replied Lucas. "Mr. Lucas," said jedigirl, pacing in front of her witness. "How do you explain that in 'Return of the Jedi,' Obi-Wan tells Luke that he was trained by Yoda, but in 'The Phantom Menace' he was trained by Liam Neison?" "Well, er-" began Lucas, before her was cut off. "And, speaking of 'Jedi,'" continued jedigirl, "what the heck was up with the Ewoks? I mean, come on; they were muppets for crying out loud!" "Well, I guess, ugh-" stuttered Lucas. "'I guess' isn't good enough," said jedigirl. "I want my eight bucks back!" Reluctantly, Lucas handed over the money and left the courtroom. "Call your witness, Drakken Darling," said Barkin. "I call to the stand, Retribution!" said Drakken Darling. With that, Retribution was brought to the witness stand and sworn in. "Now, Retribution, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" asked Drakken Darling. "Well, that all depends of your meaning of 'chuck.' What is the proper word? Did we create words, or were they handed down to us by a higher source? Who are we to judge a poor, innocent woodchuck and its eating habbits? In fact, what does the woodchuck eat? We hear all about him chucking but not a word about his personal diet. If you think about it-" "Shut Up!" yelled everyone in the court. "Sustained," said Barkin. "jedigirl, you may cross-examine the witness." jedigirl approached the bench. "Retribution, could you please tell the people in this court of the fabric of which your shirt is made?" "Objection, your honor!" shouted Drakken Darling, jumping up. "That shirt is immaterial!" "Sustained," said Barkin. "Very well, then," said jedigirl. "No more questions your honor." "Call you next witness, Drakken Darling," said Barkin. "I call to the stand, a broken vending machine," said Drakken Darling. At that moment, a broken vending machine was brought into the courtroom and was wheeled to the bench. It was sworn it. "Now, broken vending machine," began Drakken Darling, before she was inturrupted by the judge. "Ms. Darling, your witness is out of order!" bellowed the judge, and the machine was wheeled out of the courtroom. "jedigirl, call you witness." "I call to the stand, Ron Stoppable!" said jedigirl. Everyone in the courtroom looked around for Ron, but they were unable to find him. "Oh, I'm already here," said his voice. Everyone looked to the witness stand where Ron was appearing: first his head, then his torso, then his legs. "Now, Mr. Stoppable," said jedigirl. "Give us the answer!" "The answer? What was the question?" asked Ron. "Don't play games with us, Mr. Stoppable. Just give us the answer!" "But I don't know the question!" protested Ron. "Look, Stoppable," said Barkin, "if you don't cooperate we're going to have to gag you." "Gag me?" asked Ron. "Gag him," said Barkin. "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?" asked jedigirl. "Oh, that was no lady, that was Tara," replied Ron. "I have no more questions your honor," said jedigirl. "Drakken Darling, call your witness." "I call to the stand," said Drakken Darling, "rons_gurl." rons_gurl approached the stand and was sworn in. "Now, rons_gurl, would you please follow me to the south end of the courtroom?" Drakken and rons_gurl began walking to the back of the courtroom. "Objection, your honor!" shouted jedigirl, "council is leading the witness!" "Sustained, said Barkin. "Then I have no furthur questions, your honor," said Drakken Darling, taking a seat. "Alright, the jury will now take time to deliberate," said Barkin. "What? Wait a minute!" yelled Kim. "What do you mean, deliberate? What is there to deliberate? We don't even know who's on trial! Or what for!" "Really," said Barkin, "if we stopped every time for petty details like that we wouldn't get anywhere." "I've had enough of this," said Kim, walking to the courtroom doors and walking through them, and was blinded by a bright white light. She suddenly found herself back under the tree where she had been sitting. It had all been a dream. A very bizarre dream, but a dream none the less. The End. (Coming Soon: Dr. Drakken in "Crime and Punishment"!)
comicGenious


2003-02-07 15:44:17		 Re: The Above
Actually, I'm not really going to do that. It's a little gag that I've come up with. At the end of each story, it promises another story that I won't actually do (Although I might do 'Kim's Guide to the Galaxy').
comicGenious


2003-02-11 22:40:49		 Coming Soon in the KP Parody Series
Around the Middleton Mall in 80 Minutes A Tale of Two Tweebs Dr. Drakken (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and LOVE Mind-Control) Naked Mole-Rate of the Stoppables (A Kimberly Holmes Adventure) Chasing DNAmy Kim and Ron Strike Back Support Your Local Teen Hero Villainbusters TIC (Teens in Cargos) A Midsummer Night's Plan for Wolrd Domination And Many, many more!
comicGenious


2003-02-13 21:57:59		 Dragnet Parody
(A New York Skyline) Ron(VO): This is the city. New York, New York. The Big Apple. Land of a million dreams, and one parking space. Exactly where we're not. (Setting switches to Middleton) Ron(VO): *This* is where I live. I'm a teen hero. (Pan in on Kim and Ron at Bueno Nacho, eating) Ron(VO): That girl is Possible, my partner. She can do anything. I'm her sidekick, I can't. It was Friday afternoon, 4:23 p.m. We were lunching at Bueno Nacho, taking a break from school work and saving the world. It's a tough business. School work I mean. Suddenly, we picked up a signal on the Kimmunicator. Kim: What's the sitch, Wade? Wade: I've got a 10-14. Ron: Really? I've got, ugh, 2:25. Kim: Maybe your should keep it in layman's terms, Wade. So, what's the sitch? Wade: Professor Golder of NYC Laboratories needs your help. Kim: We're on it. (Turns off Kimmunicator) Alright, Ron. Let's move. Ron(VO): A mission. That's what KP and I do best. Now all we needed was to get to New York City. She normally took care of that. Everybody owed her a favor. We set off. (They leave Bueno Nacho)
comicGenious


2003-02-13 23:06:34		 Dragnet Parody
Ron(VO): It was approxomately 2:25 p.m when we left Beuno Nacho to meet our contact. We met him at the local air field and he flew us to our destination. We arrived in New York at 2:25 p.m. From there we- wait a second. 2:25? (Pause) Just as I thought, my watch stopped. Oh well. From there we walked to NYC Laboratories and met Professor Golder. Golder: Kim Possible, I'm glad you made it. Kim: No problem, Professor. So what's the sitch? Golder: I have been robbed! A highly top-secret invention I was working on has been stolen! (Golder shows Kim and Ron the door that gaurded the invention. It has been torn to shreds) Ron: Shego. Kim: As if it could be anyone else. (She turns on the Kimmunicator) Wade, I need you to scan the scene of the crime. I need some sort of clue as to where Drakken and Shego might be hiding. (Wade scans the area) Wade: I've picked up a trace of dirt. Ron: So what? There's dirt everywhere. Wade: But it's a rare type of dirt. Only found in South African mines. Kim: Then we're going to South America. Come on, Ron. Ron(VO): So, South America. I had doubts about Wade's exactness regarding the origin of the dirt, but then remembered that Wade was never wrong. So the thought left my head quickly. It was time to hitch another ride, again a job for Kim. A million questions raced through my mind. What exactly was stolen? What was Drakken going to do with it? And do they have Bueno Nacho in South Africa? Well, Kim and I were going to find out.
Retribution


2003-02-13 23:33:55		 To comicGenious
I'm a little confused. Shouldn't South Africa be in, well... Africa instead of South America? Signing Off.
comicGenious


2003-02-14 07:59:59		 "Unseen Scenes" Vol. 15
Episode: October 31st (Ron and Josh are Trick-or-Treating. They walk away from a house, eating a pizza) Ron: You see, the later you go, the better the treats get. (Ron stuffs a slice of pizza into his mouth.)
comicGenious


2003-02-14 08:06:44		 Dragnet Parody
(Ron and Kim and flying in another plane) Ron(VO): We left New York at 2:25 p.m, and were on our way to South America. There, we would find Dr. Drakken's South African mine and- wait a second! South Africa is in Africa, not South America! I have to be more careful when I type. Anyway, we arrived in South Africa at 2:25 p.m, and immedietally began our search for Drakken's lair. Kim: Wade, I need you to scan the area for any high energy readings. (The Kimmunicator scans the area) Wade: Over there, in mine 26. Ron(VO): Kim and I made our way to the abandoned mine shaft. It looked dark. We were going in.
KP rocks


2003-02-14 10:08:15		 Dragnet Parody
Cool I love this
jedigirl


2003-02-15 00:03:45		 Some great stories, y'all!
comicGenious: You have suceeded in merging two of my favorite shows: KP and Dragnet. It's awesome! I can just hear Dragnet's opening (as read by Ron): Daaaaaaaa da da da. Daaaaaa da da da da DAAAAA! "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the inno- hey, wait, none of the names are changed. Scratch that!" Da da daaaa, da da dada daaaa, da da da, dada da da daaaa! Ah, I miss Dragnet. TV Land doesn't show reruns of it anymore, and I don't have it on tape. :(
Katieqk


2003-02-15 12:15:02		 Hi Everyone I'm Back!!! :)
To ComicGenious: "Wade: I've got a 10-14. Ron: Really? I've got, ugh, 2:25." That is SO RON! It's perfect.
comicGenious


2003-02-17 10:49:30		 Dragnet Parody
(The Mine) Ron(VO): We entered the mine at exactly 2:25 p.m. It was dark, damp and scary, the perfect place for Drakken. KP and I made our way through the turning, twisting tunnel until we came to a large room. (Kim and Ron emerge from the tunnel, and see Drakken huddling over something) Kim: Okay, Drakken. Come out with your hands up. We have you surrounded. Ron: No we don't. Kim: Well, we're blocking the door. It's the only exit. So it's just as good as being surrounded. Ron: Oh, gotcha. Kim: Anyway, Drakken! Step away from the stolen items and put your hands on your head. Drakken: So, you've caught up with me, Kim Possible. Kim: Yes. And I've come to take back whatever you've stolen to its rightful owner. Drakken: You don't have any evidence. Kim: How about that huge pile over there. (Drakken looks at the pile) Drakken: Shego! I told you to put a tarp over that! Kim: Come along quietly, Drakken. (Kim and Ron lead Drakken and Shego out of the mine) (Cut back to a shot of Middleton) Ron(VO): Well, we had done it again. Kim and I had defeated the evil villain and brought them to justice. Well, that's what we do. We're teen heros. Kim(VO): Ron, who are you talking to? Ron(VO): What? I'm not talking to anyone. I'm doing the voice over. Kim(VO): Why? They can see everything we're doing. Ron(VO): Yes, but no amount of visual aid can cue the cool theme music. (SFX: 'Danger Ahead'*) Ron(VO): See. The End. *'Danger Ahead' is the name of the 'Dragnet' Theme
comicGenious


2003-02-17 11:05:30		 Twilight Zone Parody
(Shot of a STARRY BACKGROUND. A DOOR appears) ROD SERLING(VO): You unlock this door with the key of imagination. (The DOOR opens to reveal KIM brushing her teeth and with moisturizer on her face. She looks out the door, angry) KIM: Excuse me! (Slams door) ROD: Er, sorry. Wrong door. (Another DOOR appears) ROD: You unlock *this* door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimention. (DOOR opens to reveal a small TV) ROD: A dimention of sound. (TV shows clip from 'Bueno Nacho' of the bomb exploding, with an extra-loud 'BOOM!' That TV floats away and another TV floats into view) ROD: A dimention of sight. (TV shows clip of SHEGO and KIM fighting. That TV also floats away and yet another TV floats into view) ROD: A dimention of mind. (TV shows clip from 'Mind Games' of KIMRON saying "Oh, this is so wrong" That TV floats away) ROD: You are about to enter a land of both friends and villains, of both normal teen troubles and extremes. You have just crossed oer into, 'The KP Zone.' (Camera pans down from the STARRY BACKGROUND and onto BUENO NACHO. Zoom in to the inside of the INSIDE of the restaurant and ont KIM and RON, who are eating at a table. Camera shows CLOSE-UP of KIM) ROD: This is Kim Possible; average girl, cheerleader, teen hero. She can do anything. (Swith to a CLOSE-UP of RON) ROD: This is her friend, Ron; average boy, sidekick, buffoon. RON: Hey! I can hear you, you know! (ROD steps into view) ROD: These two sit together in a Bueno Nacho fast food restaurant. If they think that today is a basic average day they are in for a big surprise. For they have just sat down in, 'The Kim Zone.'
comicGenious


2003-02-17 12:08:00		 Twilight Zone Parody
(KIM and RON sit at BUENO NACHO, eating some lunch. The KIMMUNICATOR beeps. KIM takes it out of her pocket and turns in on) KIM: What's the sitch, Wade? WADE: Something weird's going on. KIM: Who's it look like? WADE: That's what's weird. It looks like nobody is up to anything. KIM: What? You mean there's no sign of activity? WADE: Nothing. No activity from Duff Killagan, the Seniors, not even Dr. Drakken! KIM: That is odd. Well, keep me posted if anything happens. (She turns off the KIMMUNICATOR and puts it in her pocket) RON: So there's no suspicious activity? KIM: None. RON: Gee, I don't know whether I should be nervous or if I should celebrate. KIM: I'd be nervous. It's not normal for any villain to go this long without trying something. RON: Relax. I'm sure that sooner or later Drakken or someone is going to come up with some scheme to take over teh world. KIM: I hope you're right. (They leave BUENO NACHO)
Bon-diggety-dansah!


2003-02-17 14:02:47		 comicGenious
Welcome back. Love the Twilight Zone spoof. Rod Serling opens the door and there's Kim like in the beginning of "The Twin Factor." See ya, peeps. Gots ta go.
comicGenious


2003-02-17 14:14:06		 To: BDD
Thanks for the welcome back. I'm glad you like the spoof.
comicGenious


2003-02-17 14:48:30		 Twilight Zone Parody
(KIM and RON sit in KIM'S KITCHEN) RON: KP, don't stress about it. KIM: I'm not stressing. It's just that it's a little weird that nobody is trying anything. (MR. DR. POSSIBLE enters) MR. DR. POSSIBLE: Hi, kids. How's the teen hero thing, going. KIM: It's not going at all. Nobody's trying anything. MR. DR. POSSIBLE: Isn't that a good thing? KIM: I'm not so sure. MR. DR. POSSIBLE: Well, I'm sure something will happen sooner or later. RON: You need to forget about villains for a while. Tell you what, let's go to the movies and let our guard down. I'm sure that someone will try something then. KIM: Alright. (They leave. MR. DR. POSSIBLE sits and has a cup of coffee. Suddenly, a GREEN LIGHT starts glowing OS. DR. MR. POSSIBLE looks like he's going to scream, but no sound comes out)
comicGenious


2003-02-17 15:43:04		 Twilight Zone Parody
(KIM and RON walk to the movie theatre) RON: So, what do you think about it? KIM: I think you think about it too deeply. RON: But it's a perfectly reasonable thought. You turn the lightsaber on and it goes so high. (Demonstrates height with hand) How does it know when to stop? KIM: The force? RON: That's everyone's answer. KIM: Ron, it's not like it really matters. (They walk by BONNIE) BONNIE: Hey, Kim. Going for a walk with your loser friend? KIM: No. We're going to the movies. BONNIE: Oh, let me guess, you're going to cover his eyes during the scary parts? RON: Hey! I can cover my own eyes! (RON realizes he has made the situation worse) I mean- KIM: Never mind. Good-bye, Bonnie. (KIM and RON walk off, leaving BONNIE alone. She smiles her customary mean grin and starts to walk off, when a GREEN LIGHT begins to glow. She looks in the direction of the GREEN LIGHT frozen with terror. She goes to scream, but no sound comes out)
rons_gurl


2003-02-17 15:58:17		 Re:Twilight Zone
Ohhhh. *sings* dun dun dunnnnn. This is great. Keep it up yall.
Hitoki


2003-02-17 16:13:07		 Twilight Zone?
Oh yes... The zone... Where normal things don't happen- very often.
comicGenious


2003-02-17 16:25:44		 Twilight Zone Parody
(KIM and RON sit in an empty movie theatre, watching a movie) RON: And the thing I don't get about 'Return of the Jedi' is the Ewoks treatment of Chewbacca. I mean, wouldn't they think that he was just an abnormally large Ewok? And why didn't they worship R2-D2 as well as C-3PO? I mean, they're both droids. KIM: Well, 'Jedi' *was* the worst of the original three. RON: True, but that's no excuse. (The KIMMUNICATOR beeps. KIM answers it eagerly) KIM: What's the sitch, Wade? WADE: What *isn't* the sitch, is more like it! Major abnormal activity! RON: See, I told you going to the movies would encourage them to come out of the woodwork. KIM: So what's going on, Wade? WADE: People are disappearing into thin air. I've done a scanner check, and everyone is gone. You, Ron, the villain and myself are the only people left on the planet. RON: Everyone's gone? KIM: Without a trace? WADE: Yeah. Weird, huh? KIM: Is it the handiwork of any villain we know? WADE: No. I have no idea who's behind this. Whoever it is, they're good. I've picked up a major power reading in central Florida. They must be there. KIM: Thanks, Wade. (KIM shuts off the KIMMUNICATOR and pockets it) KIM: Come on, Ron. We're going to Florida. RON: Question: How are we going to get there? KIM: I'll call a frie- Oh, wait. That's right, we're the only people left. (They leave the theatre)
comicGenious


2003-02-17 16:50:36		 Twilight Zone Parody
(KIM and RON fly in an airplane, with RON at the controls) KIM(Shouting above the engines): Do you know how to fly? RON(Doing the same): Me? I thought that you were flying! (RUFUS pops out of RON'S pocket) RUFUS: Uh oh! (As the plane flies towards the ground, KIM climbs to the front of the plane and grabs the controls. She brings the plane down safely. KIM and RON get out of the plane and KIM scans the area. The KIMMUNICATOR beeps loudely when pointed at one building) KIM: I'm getting a major power reading from that building. Wade, can you hack into that building's security camera system. (The KIMMUNICATOR shows WADE's DESK, from which WADE is absent) KIM: Wade? Wade! (WADE does not appear) KIM: Well, Ron. It looks like we're on our own. (Cautiously, they approach the building)
comicGenious


2003-02-17 18:14:04		 Twilight Zone Parody
(KIM and RON cautiously step inside the building) RON: And the thing I don't get about 'Attack of the Clones' is- KIM: Ron! Enough! (They begin to walk down a long, deserted hallway that has many doors) KIM: Okay, Ron. You check the doors on the left and I'll check the doors on the right. RON: Gotcha. (KIM tries a door and finds it to have nothing. She moves onto another door. RON tries a door and peers inside. He sees something that frightens him) RON: Ugh, Kim? I think you might want to see this. (KIM walks over and they walk into the room. Inside, they see several rows of pillars. As they approach, they see that the pillars are very cold and appear to have people in them) RON: Oh my gosh! They've got everybody! KIM: It can't be. RON: They do! Look- there's Tara, and your parents, even Drakken! They're all here! (KIM looks petrified. Whoever has done this has taken things a little too far) CLOAKED FIGURE(OS): So nice of you to join me, Kim Possible. (KIM and RON spin around to see who has spoken. They see a CLOAKED FIGURE at the door) CLOAKED FIGURE: I knew that it was only a matter of time before you discovered my base of operation. Now, I suppose you would like to know who I am. (The CLOAKED FIGURE throws aside his CLOAK and reveals himself to be MICHAEL EISNER) KIM: Eisner? But, I thought that Hilliry Duff was behind this. EISNER: So did she. (EISNER points to a icy pillar with HILLIRY DUFF frozen inside) EISNER: Now, I believe it is customary to reveal my plan to you. You see, I needed a new way to torture you and your pathetic fans. And, since I couldn't get you cancelled, I decided to go with the next best thing: long periods of time between new episodes. Easily done. But it's not enough. I might as well slow down production of Season 2. Now, how do I do that? I make the people in your show unable to make new episodes. Your friends, foes, and parents are now in a state of 'suspended animation.' (Laughs at his stupid little joke) They can be released from their little break only by cracking a code I have created. It takes a minimum of eight weeks to do that. I suggest that you get started. (EISNER laughs and walks out the door, closing it behind him. KIM jumps at the door and tires to open it, but it is locked. She goes back to Ron) RON: So, now what? KIM: I guess we try to crack the code. (They begin to try different codes) ROD SERLING(VO): A madman with a passion for torturing TV characters and their fans. A teen hero who can do anything. Now she must spend the rest of her time fighting to save not only her friends, but her enemies as well. All frozen in time, in the Kim Zone.