Barkin: OK, people, listen up! In a frenzied outpouring of
community pride, this weekend we celebrate Middleton days...
A salute to giants of local industry, from the space center
to the world-famous Middleton pickleworks. Stoppable,
explanation... Now!
Ron: I'm Kosher Delly, the pickleworks' beloved mascot, and this
is Gherkin.
Rufus: Hey!
Barkin: Mocking our proud pickle heritage, are we?
Ron: Mock the pickle? Never, Mr. B.
Barkin: I'm keeping an eye on you, cucumber boy. Float builders,
let's get busy!
Kim: Isn't that hot?
Ron: Suffering is my salute to Middleton. ...Oh!
Kim: What's the big?
Ron: Nothing. Uh... Kim! There's something my eye! Ow!
Kim: It's your finger.
Ron: Oh. Ha ha ha. How'd that get there?
Bonnie: ( Gasps ) Josh Mankey has a fresh crush, and her name
isn't Kim Possible.
Ron: Aah! Bonnie!
Kim: Ron, really, it's no big. Josh Mankey is so last semester.
Ron: Huh?
Bonnie: What?
Kim: We grew apart. It was time to move on. So not the drama.
Bonnie: So in denial.
Ron: Way to maintain the kimposure. It's brave the way you
mask your Mankey pain.
Kim: Seriously, I'm over Josh. Thought you'd be the bummed one.
Ron: Me? Why?
Kim: Tara.
Ron: What about her?
Kim: Well, she used to like you. You mean you never noticed?
Ron: No! Why didn't you tell me?!
% Kimunicator beeps.
Kim: What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade: Just heard that Tara and Mankey are dating. How's Ron taking
it?
Ron: Wade, you, too... Aah!
Wade: Don't get in a pickle, Ron! Ha ha ha!
Ron: Oh, who's the pickle-mocker now, huh?
Wade: Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Kim: Wade, tell me there's more to this call.
Wade: Drakken's on the move.
Kim: Then so are we.
Ron: Wait! ( Groaning )
Ron: OK. Let's go.
Cyrus: Ha ha ha ha!
Cyrus: ( Sobbing ) Arggh!
Cyrus: ( Yelling gibberish ) Ah!
Cyrus: The mood control test is a success. I wonder which
government agency will bid the highest to get my moodulators.
I'm just one on-line auction away from finding out. Ha ha!
In the meantime, The Fearless Ferret marathon beckons.
Shego: I don't get it. If you're such an evil genius, shouldn't
you invent your own stuff? I mean, what's up with the
stealing?
Drakken: It's called outsourcing, Shego. Besides, why reinvent the
wheel? Or in this case... The electron magneto accelerator!
With this, I can increase the power of any electrical device
to evil proportions!
Kim: Stealing again, Drakken?
Ron: Whatever happened to inventing your own stuff?
Drakken: It's called outsour... Oh, just get on with it.
Shego: How 'bout you get on with it?
Drakken: Shego, this is not the time to question the nature of our
relationship.
Shego: OK, fine. But I am not doing this for you. I'm doing
this for me.
Ron: Boo-yah!
Drakken: Do you mind?! I'm trying to get away!
Ron: Kim, he's trying to get away! And he's kicking me!
Kim: And you're surprised?
Ron: K.P.!
Drakken: I believe the phrase is boo-yah! Some other day, Kim
Possible!
Ron: You OK?
Kim: Me? Yeah. Pride? Not so much.
Ron: Oh, hey, don't forget this.
Kim: ( Sighs ) Thanks.
Cyrus: My electron magneto accelerator!
Cyrus: ( Gasps ) My moodulators! Wow, this is not good.
Ron: ( Sniff, sniff ) K.P.! Those breakfast nacos aren't gonna eat
themselves.
Ron: Whoa, what's that?
Kim: Um, thing you picked up. So not the communicator.
Ron: A video game! Awesome!
Kim: I can't believe we lost the communicator! Waaaahh!
Ron: H-hey! Hey. You know, it's not the end of the world. Is it?
Drakken: But Shego, we escaped with the E.M.A. Unscathed.
Shego: Yeah, but... ( Sobs ) But...but... I broke a nail!
Drakken: I break mine all the time. You don't see me crying. Not
on the outside.
Shego: ( Sobbing )
Kim: ( Sobbing )
Rufus: Oh, there, there.
Ron: We've lost the communicator before, right?
Kim: ( Tearfully ) I know! ( Sniffs ) When will the carelessness
end? ( Sobbing )
Ron: You know, maybe playing a little gameage'll cheer you up,
huh?
Kim: I don't want to play some stupid game! I want the
communicator! Let's just go to school so I can tell Wade
that you lost the communicator again!
Shego: You talkin' to me?
Drakken: Look, you were obviously upset about your broken nail.
Shego: Meaning...?
Drakken: Uh, you were... overreacting.
Shego: Overreacting? Overreacting?! Me?! Fire in the hole!
Jim: Oh, cool!
Tim: What do you think it is?
Jim: Sub orbital data compiler?
Tim: Nah, dad's got one. Doesn't even look like this. Hey, maybe
it's a transdimension laser!
Jim: Without a converted input relay? Duh! Don't think so.
Tim: Gimme it!
Jim: It's mine!
Tim: Not fair!
Jim: Hands off!
Shego: There you are!
Drakken: ( Gasps )
Shego: I am so happy you're not hurt!
Shego: I mean... ( Sobs ) If anything had happened, I don't know
what I'd do! ( Sobbing )
Shego: But you'd like to know, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?!
Shego: Wha... Uh... What was I talking about?
Drakken: Um... Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is
about? 'Cause I'm scared.
% School bell rings.
Ron: Man, K.P., I think you seriously jacked my shirt.
Kim: Oh, I am gonna do more than that to Drakken.
Ron: Right... Um, so, what do you suppose he was after?
Kim: I have no idea, but I know we can stop him! ...Unless he gets
away again.
Ron: K.P., are you feelin' OK?
Kim: Why? What do you mean by that?
Ron: Nothing, nothing! You just seem kind... random.
Kim: Random? Are we talking about me?
Ron: Of course! This is what happens when you keep the Mankey pain
bottled up!
Kim: What do you mean?
Ron: Well, I mean that ever since you lost the communicator...
Kim: I lost the communicator?! I didn't lose anything, Ron!
Ron: Ow! Hey, hey! That's ripping!
Wade: Oh, hey. I've been trying the communicator, but there's no
response.
Kim: Ron, you've got some 'splainin' to do!
Tweebs: ( Grunting )
Kim's Mom: All right, boys. Enough fun and games. Time for
school.
Tweebs: Aw, mom!
Ron: So I guess I picked up the wrong thing. It's all my fault.
Kim: Well, wait. That's not true. Ron did his best. It could
have happened to anyone, right?
Wade: Sure. Stuff happens when you're saving the world.
Kim: See, Ron? Everything's gonna be A-OK.
Ron: Uh, K.P., hey, shirt.
Wade: If I can get a tracking link, I should be able to activate
the communicator's homing system.
% Kim slams the locker.
Ron: Hey!
Kim: We'd better get going.
Ron: Yeah... Sure thing.
Kim: I'll see you after class. ( Giggles ) ( Kiss )
Bonnie: Some things are just too weird to even think about.
Ron: Oh, man!
Rufus: ( Whimpers )
Drakken: A few more modifications, and the electron magneto
accelerator will be... ( Gasps ) Shego, you're not still
upset, are you?
Shego: Oh, no, no. I'm just admiring your little electro magneto
whatchamahooey.
Drakken: It's called an elec... Why are you looking at me like
that?
Shego: I never realized how blue and deliciously evil you are!
( Giggles )
Drakken: Ah, Shego, uh, d-don't you have, uh, something better to
do?
Shego: Why, yes, I do.
Shego: Rraah! Rrraaah!
Drakken: OK. OK! OK! Um, I think it's time we tested the E.M.A.
Perhaps I can cool things down by super-charging this
ordinary air conditioner!
Drakken: ( Gasp ) Aha! It's brilliant! It worked better than
I thought!
Shego: Brr! Cold weather! Perfect for cuddling. Latte?
Drakken: Eh, I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Eh...
Pasadena.
Shego: Why?
Drakken: Well, because, um... Because you're freaking me out!
That's why!
Shego: Oh, poor Dr. D's so stressed from all his hard worky-worky.
Drakken: Well, ha... I do sometimes burn the candle... Oh...
little to the left. Ahh...
Shego: Someone could use a little breaky-poo.
Drakken: Breaky-poo?
Shego: Don't mind if we do.
Ron: Psst, Monique!
Monique: Kosher Delly!
Ron: Coast clear?
Monique: Clear for what?
Ron: Kim. She's crushing on me.
Monique: Kim's crushing? On you?
Ron: Yes... And it's freaking me out!
Monique: Sure you're not major league misinterpreting?
Ron: Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron!
Monique: And...that's not good?
Ron: I don't know. It's not that I haven't thought about this.
I mean, who hasn't? I'm just...
Monique: ( Giggles ) In a pickle?
Ron: Oh, how I rue the day I ever volunteered for Kosher Delly
duty.
Monique: You want my advice?
Ron: Yes! OK!
Monique: Lose the pickle suit.
Ron: No. Not yet. And if you see Kim, you didn't see me. Got
it?
Monique: And what if Kim sees me seeing you?
Ron: What?
Ron: Aah! Kim!
Kim: Ronny, I have a little favor to ask.
Ron: Uh, sorry, K.P., I was just... Leaving!
Kim: He's shy. But so cute.
Ron: I'd say green and freaked.
Ron: Aah!
Kim: Now, a-about that favor?
Ron: Look, Kim, I...
Kim: You see, tonight's the big Middleton days festival, and I don't
have a date.
Ron: Date? You want to go to the festival as my date?
Kim: Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
Ron: Wait, but I... Mmm! Mmm!
Wade: Hey, guys, I... Pfft! Oh!
Wade: Uh...um... Bad time to call?
Kim: ( Giggles ) Guess what the sitch is, Wade. ( Giggles )
Wade: I'm, um... just wanted to l you know I got a link to the
communicator and... Were you guys just smacking lips?
Kim: Great, Wade.
Ron: Whatever you say.
Kim: I gonna get ready for tonight. Rrr!
Ron: Oh! What's goin' on? This isn't normal! Hello?!
Ron: OK, so Kim and I have been best buds forever.
Maybe dating is the next step.
Heh heh heh.
What's not to like about Kim?
I mean, she's smart, cute, and dating could be good.
You know, the date thing.
What if it tanks?
Yeah.
( Imitates machine gun )
( Guzzles )
( Twangs )
This could totally wreck our friendship.
No. No, I'm not gonna let that happen.
Only one thing to do... Break up with Kim.
Thanks, man. You've been big help.
Barkin: Stoppable, how did you get in my house?
Cyrus: Oh, great. My online auction ends tonight and I've got no
moodulators to send. I could say they got lost in the mail.
But that would kill my feedback rating. Ehh.
% Kimunicator beeps.
Cyrus: What is that?
Cyrus: Ha! Some sort of flying spy bug. No one snoops outside
this portal. I will get to the bottom of this.
Shego: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Drakken: Uh, this ice cream's gonna go straight to my hips and I'll
never fit into a size 6?
Shego: ( Giggles ) No, silly.
Drakken: Right, heh. Who am I kidding? I've never fit into a 6.
Shego: I was thinking it's time for some evil.
Drakken: Evil? You say, you mean take over the world type evil or
Drakken goes out evil?
Shego: Take over the world evil.
Drakken: Good, and I know just where to begin... Middleton days.
Shego: Gosh, I feel like I should say something sarcastic. But
I just can't 'cause you're so cute!
Drakken: Yes, well, heh. Um, the space center's float features a
harmless spectral laser. But with this, I will turn it into
a ray of doom. ( Laughs )
Shego: And I'll be your date.
Drakken: Eyes on the prize, Shego. Eh, no time for kissy face.
Shego: Heh heh. I like kissy face!
Drakken: Ah, yes, fine. Um, evil date it is.
Shego: Yay! Heh heh.
Ron: Ahem. "Kim?" No, no. Um... "K.P., we've known each other a
long time. We're a great team, but dating could complicate
things. I, I think it's best if wjust stay friends." ...Huh,
easy, huh?
Rufus: Uh, uh, uh.
Ron: Well, tough love makes for tough friends.
% Ding dong.
Kim's Mom: Oh, there he is.
Kim's Dad: The new beau.
Ron: Oh, heh. Hey, Mr.and Mrs.... Hey!
Kim's Mom: Well, we're just tickled pink about you and Kimmie.
Ron: We are?
Kim's Dad: But not too pink. Time to have a fan to Ron talk.
Ron: It is?
Kim's Mom: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do.
Kim's Dad: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
Ron: H-how deep?
Kim's Dad: Black hole deep, Ronald.
Ron: ( Gulps ) Uh, great. Look, I'll... I'll just play a
little game until Kim's ready to...
Kim: ( o.s. ) Hello, baby.
% Ron and Rufus gasp.
Kim: I felt like dressing up. You don't mind, do you?
Ron: No, no. Um, not at all.
Kim's Dad: You kids have fun, and Ron, have Kimmie home by T-minus
10 and counting.
% Mr. and Ms. Possible laugh.
Kim's Mom: Oh, ha ha. T-minus.
Man: And the prize goes to our winning rocket ranger.
Kim: Uh, this is where you say boo-yah.
Ron: Heh heh. Um, yeah, boo-yah. Look, we need to talk.
Kim: Kay. I'm listening.
Ron: OK, we've known each other a long time. We're a great team,
and...
% Honk.
Kim: Ha ha, team! Ha ha ha! Yeah, you said "team."
Ron: Ha. Yeah. Earth to K.P. "Team" is not funny. Being serious
here. Dating could complicate things.
% Honk.
Kim: Things should never be complicated.
Ron: Well, that's what I thought. That's... That's why I...
I think we should...
% Honk.
Kim: ( Sniffles ) You're breaking up with me?
Ron: Yes. No! Well... Yeah. But, you know, don't get upset.
Kim: Oh, I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I... Oh!
Ron: No, come back! Your dad's gonna put me in a black hole!
Ron: Oh! What? The communicator!
Cyrus: Aha! Spy!
Ron: What? No, dude, I've been wondering where that was.
Cyrus: No spy? Hmm. This looks a lot like my moodulator
controller.
Ron: Oh, you mean this video game?
Cyrus: This is no game.
Ron: That explains why I couldn't win.
Cyrus: This controls my moodulators.
Ron: Moodulator, yeah. Um, is that a word I should know?
Shego: ( Crying )
Drakken: All I said was "let's get this party started." Ah, look,
I'm going to go superpower that float's laser so we can do
evil. Heh heh. Uh, we like evil, right?
Shego: ( Crying ) You're leaving in my time of need.
Drakken: No, no, no, no. I'll be right back.
Shego: I'm not gonna forgive you for this... Ever! ( Sobbing )
% Kim sobbing.
Drakken: Uh-oh. Kim Possible? Why is she crying, too? Has
everyone lost it?
Ron: So this device had complete control of Kim all along?
Cyrus: Precisely. With just the press of a button...
Drakken: I'll press that button.
Ron: Drakken!
Drakken: Kim Possible... Under my control. That's better than any
laser. Let's supercharge that.
Ron: No, you don't!
% All grunt.
Cyrus: It's going to overload! The circuits have been fried!
Ron: So that means Kim's back to normal, right?
( Freaked ) Please tell me Kim's back to normal!
Cyrus: I'm afraid your friend is now locked into an irreversible
frenzy of rage.
Ron: Dude, what'd I just say?
Kim: Grrr.
Cyrus: So I hope she's not angry at anybody because whoosh! That'd
be bad.
% Ron and Rufus gasp.
Kim: Nobody dumps Kim Possible.
Ron: Breaking up is so not easy!
Kim: Grr!
Ron: Aah!
Drakken: A scorned woman! Ha ha! The perfect weapon.
Cyrus: If she's wearing moodulator number one, then where is the
second one?
Drakken: The second one? Uh-oh.
Shego: Drakken! Aah!
Drakken: Aah!
Ron: Kim, chill. It's me, Ron.
Kim: Yeah? Ron heartbreaker.
Ron: Aah! No, Stoppable! It's pronounced "Stoppabale!"
Kim: Men.
Shego: Oh, yeah!
Drakken: Find your own hiding place.
Ron: Oh, right, like you call dibs.
Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs.
Drakken: Aah. You've won this round with your superior dib
calling. But that won't save us from them.
% Crash.
Ron+Dr.D: Huh?
Kim: ( Growls )
Ron+Dr.D: Aah!
% Techno music plays.
Ron: Oh! Uh, 'sup, K.P.? Peace out. Come on, it's me, Ron.
Remember the good times?
Ron: Aah! Unh! Aah! OK, all right! Maybe they weren't all good!
But I know you're in there somewhere! Aah! Ooh!
Shego: ( Roars )
Ron: Aah! Shego! K.P., help!
Kim: ( Growls )
Ron: K.P., help! Sidekick in trouble!
Kim: Huh?
Ron: Aah!
Ron: Oh, man, not now.
Kim: Ron, I... I can't...
Kim: Oh.
Barkin: Stoppable.
Ron: Heh heh heh. See, mmm, no pants.
Shego: Unh!
Ron: Still upset?
Kim: So not the drama.
Drakken: So Kim Possible, you were lucky this time.
Kim: You might wanna be careful.
Drakken: Ha! You threaten me?
Ron: No, Shego's still got major moodulator issues.
Shego: Drakken!
Drakken: Mommy.
Drakken: Ooh! Aah!
Ron: So I... I guess the crush and everything was all moodulator,
huh?
Kim: Not everything. There's still fireworks.
Ron: Ya think so?
Drakken: Aah! Oh! Shego, please, stop that! Oh, ho! Oh! I'm
sorry! I'll make you dinner.
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