Ron: (of being good at Everlot) I had help.
Zita: What kind of help?
Ron: The cheating kind of help.
Zita: You're a n00b?!
Wade: (manipulating Malcolm's weapon) Quit hitting yourself with your sword! Quit hitting yourself with your sword!
Malcolm: Sorry about the whole trapping you in cyber-reality.
Ron: Eh, these things happen... to me.
Zita: C'mon, we gotta free the other players. (She leaps away.)
Ron: Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?
Ron: I hope you'll be very happy together!
Zita: Very funny!
Ron: Yeah! I'm a funny, funny knave!
Wade: I think Rufus sees a connection!
Kim: (With Rufus pulling at the side of her face) Apparently.
Ron: It's locked. Maybe I can pick it. Do you have a bobby pin?
Zita: I don't know... let me ask my grandmother!
Kim: Rufus! I know you want to help, but we know what we're going to do to save them.
(Rufus leaps away)
Kim: Wade, what *are* we going to do to save them?
Wade: I don't know.
Jake: What's with you guys being in normal clothes?
Ron: Don't know. Would like to know. Don't.
[Family night at Bueno Nacho]
Dad: Ronald, look, we got little sombreros!
Kim: I'll never complain about space food again. Save me, please!
Ron: Can't. Meeting Zita.
Kim: Excellent! For you.
Dad: Check it out -- they grande sized our beans.
Jim: We're gonna make bean launchers...
Tim: ...out of sporks and bendy straws!
Jim and Tim: Hoo-sha!
Wraithmaster: You would make a most fitting queen.
Zita: I will be queen... when I vanquish you.
Ron: Now that I know it's him, I've got an idea.
Zita: What?
Ron: RUN!
Ron: I know of this quaint little café...
Zita: In Everlot?
Ron: In reality.
Zita: Bueno Nacho?
Ron: A-booyah!
Ron: Let's see. We were downtown...
Zita: Not anymore. We're in Everlot.
Wraithmaster: Welcome to the game.
Kim: My dad's bringing home experimental astronaut food.
Monique: Oh, that's nasty.
Kim: Oh yeah. But this time, I'm wearing safety goggles.
Ron: I think he's trying to impress you.
Zita: By being good at Everlot? Like I'm that shallow? It's just a game. Can you imagine?
Ron: No... I can't.
Ron [Seeing the chairs and immersion caps]- Good thing nobody else showed up, there's only two chairs!
Wade: Hit the ground with the power wand and say, 'Bog open'.
Ron: Bog open. [Panicking and whacking sword against the ground] Open, Open, Open!
Ron: Zita could take on the Wraith Sister.
Malcolm: Wraith *Master*.
Ron(to Zita): Is that what she's calling herself now?
Ron(swatting at sprite-kin): The bugs in Everlot are really annoying.
Kim(as a sprite-kin): Ron.
Ron(to Zita): What?
Zita: What, what?
Ron: You said, "Ron."
Zita: No, I didn't.
Ron(seeing Kim in Everlot): KP? You're a...a...
Zita: A Sprite-kin.
Ron: Aw. That's *so* cu-ute.
Kim: Watch it, knave.
Ron: So, guys, here's the deal: Zita and I are trapped in a warehouse downtown wearing some kind of-
Kim: Emersion caps.
Ron: Okay. Let's call them "emersion caps"...
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